Will they call him 'The Hulk'?

[The Incredible Hulk]

If he were the HULK would say "DO YOU THINK THESE PURPLE SHORTS STAND FOR FRANCE?" and the crowd would literally stand up and cheer. Further, the movie would conclude with a badass sword fight ontop of the Eiffel Tower. At least I hope something that badass would happen twice in my lifetime.

You left out the explicit Hulk sex scene with a french prostitute while he waves the American flag.....