Why is there always one in every crowd? If you took all the ones in every crowd and put them into another crowd, would there still be a one in that crowd?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do a "practice?"
Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
If it is true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
If you read a lot of books, you are considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. They won't expect it back.
Things are more like they are now than they've ever been before.
If you are cross-eyed and dyslexic at the same time, would you see okay?
If a deaf man is a lawyer, is it still called a hearing?
Someday we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car.
I like long walks, espcially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I always try to go the extra mile at work but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
The strange appear as strange to the mad as the mad to the sane.
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do a "practice?"
Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
If it is true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
If you read a lot of books, you are considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. They won't expect it back.
Things are more like they are now than they've ever been before.
If you are cross-eyed and dyslexic at the same time, would you see okay?
If a deaf man is a lawyer, is it still called a hearing?
Someday we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car.
I like long walks, espcially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I always try to go the extra mile at work but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
The strange appear as strange to the mad as the mad to the sane.
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Great one!
