Worst Lines/Dialogue in Movies

[chaseter]

What are some of the worst pieces of dialogue in cinematic history that are just cringe worthy and so full of cheese that they make you constipated the next day? Post some of the best lol/wtf one-liners from some of your favorite and worst movies.

She's got a thing for the bling. - Sam Jackson, The Spirit

Hey everyone, CHILL! - Arnold Schwarzenegger, Batman and Robin

 

[Caped Crusader]

"This is why Superman works alone." - Batman, Batman and Robin

 

[PWN3R]

I need to see The Spirt. The new Punisher has plenty of good material. Preferably:

"See you in hell, Frank."
"If I see you anywhere near Hell, I'll kick your ass out."

Gold.

 

[E-Man]

"You know what happens to a toad when it get's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." Storm in X-Men.

"Holy rusted metal Batman." Robin in Batman Forever.

When the kid ruined the "Get to da choppa!" line in AVP:Requiem.

Pretty much anything that was said in Never Back Down.

 

[gohei_]

"You know what happens to a toad when it get's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." Storm in X-Men.

"Holy rusted metal Batman." Robin in Batman Forever.

When the kid ruined the "Get to da choppa!" line in AVP:Requiem.

Pretty much anything that was said in Never Back Down.

I loved that line, and Batmans reaction to it also t:

 

[November Rain]

It's you who's out gobby, out of your mind...

it's not actually the line itself, it's maguire's feeble attempt at comedic timing

 

[[A]]

"You know what happens to a toad when it get's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." Storm in X-Men.

yes. ultimate dumb.

 

[Dr Strange]

Garbage Day! - Silent Night Deadly Night 2

 

[Drizzle]

Garbage Day! - Silent Night Deadly Night 2

No, this is the most awesome one-liner in a movie.

"You know what happens to a toad when it get's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." Storm in X-Men.

What the hell were the writers thinking? Why the hell did Halle Berry agree to say that line?

 

[Poetic Chaos]

"You forgot your boarding pass." -Bad Boys

 

[Symbiotic]

Woman: "We'll keep an EYE out for ya, Stingray."
Man: "Yeah. SEE ya!"

That stupid movie that everybody posts the one fight scene from.

 

[E-Man]

Garbage Day! - Silent Night Deadly Night 2

 

[-Arya-]

"Live for something, or die for nothing" - Rambo

"Time to kick some ice!" - Arnold in Batman & Robin. Or rather everything he says in that movie.

"Knock Knock" and "Stick Around" - Arnold in Predator

 

[FCEEVIPER]

"Stick around" -Predator

"I need a vacation" -T2

 

[fewbutcrazy]

"You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." - Storm (X-men)

“NOOOOOOOOOOOO!” - Darth Vader (ROTS)

 

[FCEEVIPER]

"You see that light at the end of the tunnel? That's not heaven..... It's the C-Train!" -Daredevil

 

[FCEEVIPER]

The Untouchables, after Frank Nitti falls off a building to his death, smashing through the roof of a car:

"Where's Nitti?"

"He's in the car."









TopGun:

"You can be my wingman anytime."
"********. You can be mine."

 

[Figs]

I don't think you should count most of Arnold's one-liners. His are so cheesy they go into awesome territory.

Lines like the one Storm said in the first X-men...that's a line that can be considered just terrible.

 

[fewbutcrazy]

"You're only good for one more thing...deletion" - Matrix Reloaded

 

[CFE]

Here's two in one glorious, cornball package:

(The Punisher, 2004)

John Saint: "Where's Quentin?"
Howard Saint: "He's wrapped up in something."
John Saint: "Where's Mom?"
Howard Saint: "She's gone."
John Saint: "Gone?"
Howard Saint: "She took a train..."

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Given that Quentin's dead body was literally wrapped in a carpet and Livia got run over by a train...there you go...

BA DA BUMP KSHHHH!!!

 

[fewbutcrazy]

Here's two in one glorious, cornball package:

(The Punisher, 2004)

John Saint: "Where's Quentin?"
Howard Saint: "He's wrapped up in something."
John Saint: "Where's Mom?"
Howard Saint: "She's gone."
John Saint: "Gone?"
Howard Saint: "She took a train..."

Oh man i forgot about that one...haha...

 

[JP]

"Class dismissed"
-X3

"I don't have to be psychic to know when something's bothering you"
-X3

"I'm the Juggernaut, *****"
-X3

"Keeps my face pretty"
-X3

"I hear you're quite an animal"
"Look who's talking"
-X3

"I love what you've done with your hear!"
-X3

"Charles always wanted to build bridges"
-X3

"What have I done?"
-X3

"You gonna let me outta here? I need to pee."
-X3

"I could use a man of your talents."
"I'm in!!"
-X3

"Don't get your panties in a bunch."
-X3

"In chess, the pawns go first."

...

"That's why the pawns go first!"
-X3

The entire script
-X3

 

[fewbutcrazy]

You're not sending ME to the COOLER! - Mr Freeze (Batman and Robin)

 

[fewbutcrazy]

Batgirl: Batgirl.
Batman: That's not very PC. What about Batwoman, or Batperson?

- Batman and Robin

 

[Adrian89]

"You know what happens to a toad when it get's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." Storm in X-Men.

So lame haha...