Worst Lines/Dialogue in Movies

[chaseter]

Oh c'mon, that one's a classic!

Not when it is said over and over and over and overt: The way she said it too was funny.

 

[That-Guy]

As much as I loved X-Men, that movie was riddled with bad dialogue, and not just the “Toad” line (though that one is undoubtedly the worst.

A few examples:

Wolverine: What’s a Magneto?

I personally would have loved it if Professor Xavier’s response had been “Look it up in the dictionary, idiot.”

And of course, pretty much every line by Cyclops…

“Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?”

“It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh?”

 

[That-Guy]

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Watching that movie is like being raped in a gas station bathroom.

Captain Nemo: I follow a different path.

Allan Quartermain: And the boy becomes a man... perhaps a leader of men.
Mina Harker: And Women.

Mina Harker: You broke my heart once. This time you missed.

Dorian Gray: I hoped I'd get to nail you one more time. Didn't think it'd be literally.

Tom Sawyer: What is it?
Captain Nemo: The sound of treachery.

Captain Nemo: This is my first mate.
Ishmael: Call me Ishmael, please.



The Fast and the Furious:

Dom: I live my life a quarter mile at a time, nothing else matters. Not the mortgage, not the store, not the team and all their ********. For those ten seconds or less.... I'm free"

Brian: I like the tuna here.

Letty: I smell… skanks. Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face?

Letty: You want a piece of ass, go to Hollywood Boulevard. You want an adrenaline rush that'll be two large.

Dom: You can have any brew you want... as long as it's a Corona.

(oh, product placement is soooo cool, man!)


Brian: I just need some more time.
FBI Officer: If you want time, buy the magazine!

Dom: Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.

 

[WeaponXProject]

"You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." - Storm (X-men)

“NOOOOOOOOOOOO!” - Darth Vader (ROTS)

I laughed out loud in the theatre at that.

Garbage Day! - Silent Night Deadly Night 2

Best quote of all time!

The worst to me is in the movie Ghost:

When Swayze says, "Ditto." to Demi Moore's "I love you."

 

[Doctor Jones]

I know. I always hated that response.

 

[xwolverine2]

mary jane: do you love me?

Parker:"no"

MJ:"then kiss me"

...or something like that.. stupid.

 

[Doctor Jones]

She had to find out if her suspicians were right about him? How is that stupid?

Anyway, after painfully listening to Wesley Snipes saying repeatedly "Always bet on black." after those damn Passenger 57 commercials on AMC, yeah, that line is bad.

 

[protocida]

*After the villain just lost his two eyes*:

HEROINE: We'll keep an EYE out for you, Stingray.

HERO: Yeah... SEE 'ya!

 

[Doctor Jones]

*After the villain just lost his two eyes*:

HEROINE: We'll keep an EYE out for you, Stingray.

HERO: Yeah... SEE 'ya!

 

[protocida]

t:

The movie is full of them:

*During a fight*:

THIEVE: Suck my dick!

*The hero points a gun to the thieve's crotch*

HERO: Suck it yourself, *******!

or...

*The thieves push a kid who tried to pay for a coke while they we're robbing the store. One of the thieves say the coke is free to get rid of the boy*

HERO: Hey, do I get a free one too?

THIEVE #1: No way, as*hole, you gotta pay.

HERO: Well, that's not fair. You gave the kid a free one. You know what I think? That you're either too generous or too much of a chicken's ***** to face someone of your own size.

THIEVE #2: He's right, you shouldn't play favorites. Now kick his ass.

 

[Sawyer]

t:

The movie is full of them:

*During a fight*:

THIEVE: Suck my dick!

*The hero points a gun to the thieve's crotch*

HERO: Suck it yourself, *******!

Well, now that's just great writing...

 

[protocida]

It get's better!

*Hero and Hero's friend find a dead woman, with bruises all over her body and a ripped skirt.*

HERO'S FRIEND: I think she has been tortured. And raped. And murdered.

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*Villain arrives home and doesn't find his wife*

VILLAIN: Anna, I'm home! I brought you a present! Anna? ANNA, IF YOU'RE HIDDING, I'LL BREAK YOUR FUC*ING NECK!

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*Heroine talks to her dead sister's grave, saying good-bye. She hughs the Hero, and her sidekick gang laughs.*

SIDEKICK #1: Cindy, hey, Cindy... Do you really think we should apply for college.

SIDEKICK #2: How many times will I have to say it, man! Our IQs are too high for that.

HEROINE: You can laught now, but I enrolled all of you to college yesterday. You start in monday.

SIDEKICK #3: How about you?

HEROINE: Not me.

HERO: Yes, you. I enrolled you too.

*They proceed to laugh and do a quintuple High-five in the middle of the cemitery*

 

[Asr]

"He's driving on rooftops!"
"Who is this guy?"
"It's a black...tank!"
"At least tell me what I'm looking for........nevermind!"

 

[dark_b]

it was a summerblockbuster and people always laugh at dialoge like this. i think it fits in those kid of movie.

 

[Doctor Jones]

It get's better!

*Hero and Hero's friend find a dead woman, with bruises all over her body and a ripped skirt.*

HERO'S FRIEND: I think she has been tortured. And raped. And murdered.

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*Villain arrives home and doesn't find his wife*

VILLAIN: Anna, I'm home! I brought you a present! Anna? ANNA, IF YOU'RE HIDDING, I'LL BREAK YOUR FUC*ING NECK!

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*Heroine talks to her dead sister's grave, saying good-bye. She hughs the Hero, and her sidekick gang laughs.*

SIDEKICK #1: Cindy, hey, Cindy... Do you really think we should apply for college.

SIDEKICK #2: How many times will I have to say it, man! Our IQs are too high for that.

HEROINE: You can laught now, but I enrolled all of you to college yesterday. You start in monday.

SIDEKICK #3: How about you?

HEROINE: Not me.

HERO: Yes, you. I enrolled you too.

*They proceed to laugh and do a quintuple High-five in the middle of the cemitery*

What is this from? I'm still laughing.

 

[John Locke]

"I'm not wearing hockey pads" -Dark Knight.

 

[protocida]

What is this from? I'm still laughing.

Undefeatable, with Cinthya Rothrock. You can find the whole movie on Youtube. It's just type "undefeatable 1/10" and keep rolling. t:

 

[Doctor Jones]

Is that even a word? My God.

Anyway, "Have a nice trip, see you next fall." - TDK. Always had a problem with that line. Same with "Okay, that's NOT good!" I know he's suppose to be us in a situation like thatm but if that were me, I'd be under my seat or jump out the damn truck.

 

[Sawyer]

Is that even a word? My God.

Anyway, "Have a nice trip, see you next fall." - TDK. Always had a problem with that line. Same with "Okay, that's NOT good!" I know he's suppose to be us in a situation like thatm but if that were me, I'd be under my seat or jump out the damn truck.

lol The cops in Gotham are just a bunch of 'tards, arent they?

 

[Doctor Jones]

I don't get it, they were solid characters though. Ramirez was great, thankfully she was good, and good looking.

 

[Dark Victory]

"Anakin, you're breaking my heart!"

 

[Doctor Jones]

".... something.... something... dribble.... cackling... Shweaty balls... The Shadow!!"

 

[Sawyer]

"Anakin, you're breaking my heart!"

Honestly, that was probably one of the better lines of the movie.

 

[xwolverine2]

She had to find out if her suspicians were right about him? How is that stupid?

yeah ok... try asking a girl out then when she says no... ask her to kiss you.

lol,f'kuni dumb if you ask me.

along with many of her other lines:
MJ: "oh you have blue eyes... i never noticed without your glasses"

 

[wobbly]

"Let's all go for a spin!!"

Dr. Doom in FF2.

And..."This is going to be FUN!!"

Doom again in FF1.