Worst Lines/Dialogue in Movies

[The Joker]

The romantic dialogue in Star Wars Episode II: The Attack of the Clones and Twilight.

"You are in my very soul, haunting me."

"I'm haunted by the kiss you should never have given me, hoping that kiss will not become a scar?"

 

[xwolverine2]

lmao!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

"We need guns!" AVP:R

 

[Aesop Rocks]

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[gohei_]

Sorry if it has been mentioned already but the new Friday 13th had a lot of bad lines, especially "Say hi to your mom, in hell!" or something like that.

 

[[A]]

^ Haha oh boy -- talk about cheese

 

[O.J. Pimpson]

"We need guns!" AVP:R

Are you serious? That line is so cool.

 

[Kane52630]

"I have to do my Duty." Superman/Batman Public Enemies

 

[[A]]

^ I don't remember that one

 

[Kane52630]

^ I don't remember that one

it was either Captain Atom or Major Force who said it, i went like this after hearing that

 

[Iron_Stark]

I remember watching this in the trailer.

"She has more talent, more conviction than anyone else I know!" Step Up 2: The Streets




I was just left thinking, dude, she's just dancing, she's not fighting or going to war or something.

 

[[A]]

it was either Captain Atom or Major Force who said it, i went like this after hearing that

I should watch it again.....................................but I don't feel like it

 

[El Payaso]

This has to be the worst scene/dialogue in a superhero movie:

[man steps into elevator. Spider-man is in the elevator]
MAN: Cool Spidey outfit.
SPIDERMAN: Thanks.
MAN: Where did you get it?
SPIDERMAN: I made it.
[pause]
MAN: Looks uncomfortable...
SPIDERMAN: Yeah, it's kind of itchy...
[pause]
SPIDERMAN: ...and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.

I don't know what's so wrong with Raimi's sense of humour but his "comedic" scenes have simply ruined Spiderman movies for me. Not only was this scene bad but it lasted way too long for being a bad joke with all those unnecessary pauses (that wanted to make you think what you were seeing was actually hysterical). Oh and I've heard it was originally even longer.

And this was not comedy but awful all the same:

PETER: I said, um, Spider-man, I said, uh, the great thing about M.J. is when you look in her eyes, and she's looking back in yours, everything feels not quite normal, because you feel stronger, and weaker at the same time. You feel excited, and at the same time, terrified. The truth is you don't know what you feel, except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable, and you weren't ready for it.

 

[BestGirl]

^To think he's describing Kirsten Dunst.

 

[Soapy]

I don't think the elevator scene was supposed to be laugh out loud funny, but rather just ammusing that Spidey is in such an awkward situation.

 

[Doctor Jones]

That was the point. And it shows more into that every superhero isn't perfect. Just when we think that havig superpowers or stickig to walls is the coolest thing, it actually isn't.

 

[LostSon88]

Yeah it was supposed to be awkward...

He's a larger than life Superhero...and yet he's taking an elevator and talking about his how his suit rides up his crotch.

 

[El Payaso]

^To think he's describing Kirsten Dunst.

LOL, I know.

I don't think the elevator scene was supposed to be laugh out loud funny, but rather just ammusing that Spidey is in such an awkward situation.

Well it definitely wasn't laugh out loud funny, but it feels exactly like the rest of Raimi's humour (like that violin woman singing "Spiderman, Spiderman" awfully). We could also interpret the Bruce Campbell scene as some very devoted usher talking to a very devoted superhero, but I bet it was meant as comedy.

That was the point. And it shows more into that every superhero isn't perfect. Just when we think that havig superpowers or stickig to walls is the coolest thing, it actually isn't.

It actually is.

If you remember the whole situation was due to him presicely losing his powers.

I think the point of 'being a superhero is not that cool' is all over Spiderman's story, which is refelcted in the movies; being late to everywhere, having girls problems, being constantly short of money etc etc.

The elevator scene was there just to make you laugh a little, even when it was far less than a little.

In fact I think it could have been actually funny if the guy walked into the elevator, after a pause said "Cool Spidey outfit" and then Spiderman says "Thanks." Cut. The point is made. Spiderman is having an awkward situation which results into a funny dialogue. But the joke is far from being that good you gotta stretch it as much as you can.

Yeah it was supposed to be awkward...

He's a larger than life Superhero...and yet he's taking an elevator and talking about his how his suit rides up his crotch.

It is awkwards. But it's not funny if you over-stretch it.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Are you serious? That line is so cool.

Please tell me you're kidding.

 

[Doctor Jones]

LOL, I know.



Well it definitely wasn't laugh out loud funny, but it feels exactly like the rest of Raimi's humour (like that violin woman singing "Spiderman, Spiderman" awfully). We could also interpret the Bruce Campbell scene as some very devoted usher talking to a very devoted superhero, but I bet it was meant as comedy.



It actually is.

If you remember the whole situation was due to him presicely losing his powers.

I think the point of 'being a superhero is not that cool' is all over Spiderman's story, which is refelcted in the movies; being late to everywhere, having girls problems, being constantly short of money etc etc.

The elevator scene was there just to make you laugh a little, even when it was far less than a little.

In fact I think it could have been actually funny if the guy walked into the elevator, after a pause said "Cool Spidey outfit" and then Spiderman says "Thanks." Cut. The point is made. Spiderman is having an awkward situation which results into a funny dialogue. But the joke is far from being that good you gotta stretch it as much as you can.



It is awkwards. But it's not funny if you over-stretch it.

Umm... not when you actually have them.

FF and SM were some of the first comics to show us that having superhpowers weren't the greatest things ever. What came with them was actual responsibility and the daunting thought of doing what was right. It actually showed them not liking their powers. Actually having second thoughts about it.

And uh... Parker has always questioned himself in the comics. Ever since the 60's he has been plagued with problems in dilemmas. It's one of the major attractions to the character.

And what's the point of that elevator scene if it's two words? You're not thinking about it in the context of it in the scenes before and after. You might as well take it out completely. And I don't get it, the violen lady is suppose to be awful and yes it is funny. People laughed at both things in my theater when I saw it.

 

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[Da-Scribe]

There's a Tommy Wiseau type energy here.

 

[Kane52630]

 

[Babillygunn]

I know that it might be considered blasphemous to a lot of you, but as someone who was a little older and Mighty Ducks was not part of my childhood, I have to say that that movie had some cringey dialogue and performances. From the “tough kid” throwing out the “my job” line, to the “street smart urban kid” calling the affluent kid “cake eater,” it’s just chock full of stupidity and stereotypes.