Would guys still take pride in getting laid if...

[MessiahDecoy123]

it all came down to pheromones?

That's right. If just like an AXE commercial chicks would sleep with you SOLEY based on pheromones you emitted would anyone brag about getting laid.

 

[Eggyman]

'Course.

I have awesome pheromones.

How big are your pheromones?

Tsk!

Mine are bigger

Of course, not all men brag about their conquests. Normally people that brag about sex, are the people who don't get it much so like to let people know.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

how can you take pride in a chemical you emit?

the girls don't like you, they like the chemical.

 

[Eggyman]

It's my chemical and it owns!

Seriously, if you emit inferior pheromones, you shouldn't advertise it, stinky.

Anyway, I voted for getting laid being 'no big deal'.

That is also how I view it now.

 

[JayCaz]

I can't vote because I'd choose both, same as I choose both in my day to day life.

I'm a goddamn Handsome Dan, so it's no big deal, but bejesus, it's still an entirely bragadocious activity, in the supercallafrajillistic sense.

If I replaced "a goddamn Handsome Dan" with "one smooth-ponging brother" the sentiment would still be exactly the same in pheromone-land.

 

[Erzengel]

I think decoy needs to get laid.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

I think decoy needs to get laid.

I get so much booty because my musk stings teh lady nostrils.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

If women chose men soley on smell the human race would be mostly fat and ugly.

waitaminute. maybe they do.

 

[moraldeficiency]

it all came down to pheromones?

That's right. If just like an AXE commercial chicks would sleep with you SOLEY based on pheromones you emitted would anyone brag about getting laid.

That's not how pheromones work. You're body is biologically attracted to opposing genome codes so there's no such thing as a magic pheromone that makes women attracted to you. Some pheromones will attract some women while repelling others, but deodorant and perfumes mask pheromones so it doesn't really matter.

But to answer your question, of course. If you got laid for being good looking or rich or having a big 11th finger (which are things you probably didn't do yourself) it's not shameful, you're just using god or science's gifts appropriately and rejoicing in your good fortune. To not do that would be stupid and it would make puppies cry.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

Well I'm sure some pheromones would be more popular than others attracting alot more women.

While the every-day-orgy fantasy is nice it would be cool to be able to find your soul mate via pheromones.

 

[moraldeficiency]

Well I'm sure some pheromones would be more popular than others attracting alot more women.

While the every-day-orgy fantasy is nice it would be cool to be able to find your soul mate via pheromones.

No, you're not following. Pheromones are there to make sure your genetic code goes into someone with a very different genetic code. The more different somes genes are from yours the more their pheromones attract you. Now everyone has a very similiar genome code to begin with so we're talking extremely small differences. So basically even if you found this magic right formula (which is impossible) it could only attract half the women while repelling the other half and that's best case senario. Plus if you wear deodarant it negates this effect, and most people wear the stuff to clubs and dates negating the effect and making you rely on your actual people skills to find a mate.

You'd only find the person who's genes and yours would combine to produce the most diverse (and therefore containing the highest chance for health and survival) offspring.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

Well it was a fantasy scenario where pheromones COULD target and attract a soul mate.

 

[Majic Walrus]

We're talking about getting laid. Physical sex. In reality it really has little to do with skill. It's more about luck and desperation. I see no reason that adding the variable of pheromones would take away from bragging rights. For instance...

No one brags about meeting their soul-mate because they have a sensative personality. :

People brag because they "totally bagged that hot chick that sits beside that one guy in biology".

No one asks why they bagged that hot chick. Just doing it is enough.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Well, since I'm not a guy I don't think I could answer this poll with any real sincerity.

Being a woman I view a guy who brags about conquests as very insecure at heart because they can't stay with one woman. I'd rather gravitate towards the guy who is my "soul-mate" and who has "a sensitive personality". So all you man ****es stay back!!!

 

[Erzengel]

Well, since I'm not a guy I don't think I could answer this poll with any real sincerity.

Being a woman I view a guy who brags about conquests as very insecure at heart because they can't stay with one woman. I'd rather gravitate towards the guy who is my "soul-mate" and who has "a sensitive personality". So all you man ****es stay back!!!

I hear you. I was just telling that to 2 sorority girls last night after sex.

 

[moraldeficiency]

I'd rather gravitate towards the guy who is my "soul-mate" and who has "a sensitive personality". So all you man ****es stay back!!!

You should start collecting cats now.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

I hear you. I was just telling that to 2 sorority girls last night after sex.

I know you know I'm serious. I am a one man type of woman. The only thing I want right now is a real, certifiable family. You know, Husband I can cook for, kids, etc. etc. I was and will always be an outcast so I see things from a different perspective than everyone else. I'm on the outside looking in as a silent observer. My main priority would be to make sure my family is healthy and happy. I want nothing more than that. Plus with a full time husband around I wouldn't need to go through the stress of finding a sex partner. I'd already have one there with me 24/7. Love hurts too much to have to go finding it night after night. There'd be nothing left of me but an empty shell after awhile.

You should start collecting cats now.

Well, I have the cats, of which I can have no more because I live in an apartment. And I might have my man too. (He's a dog person. Loves Labs I believe. We'd make a perfect couple.) Our lives right now are a huge soap opera in and of itself. Trust me but it's a looooooooooooong story that I might be able to tell someday. I hope if I keep radiating with positivity and light like I've been doing. I am a warrior and I will not go down in love and in poor health without a fight.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Many guys brag about anything and everything. My one friend brags everytime he clogs a toilet when he dumps, so I'm sure guys would brag about their pheromones.

 

[moraldeficiency]

Many guys brag about anything and everything. My one friend brags everytime he clogs a toilet when he dumps, so I'm sure guys would brag about their pheromones.

Well depending on the size of toilet and flush capacity, it could be very impressive. You just have a problem recognizing skill when you see it.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Well depending on the size of toilet and flush capacity, it could be very impressive. You just have a problem recognizing skill when you see it.

He claims there is no toilet he can't clog t:

 

[moraldeficiency]

He claims there is no toilet he can't clog t:

If true, and I'd need independent scientific analysis to verify this, that is impressive and worthy of bragging about.

 

[Spider-Fan]

If true, and I'd need independent scientific analysis to verify this, that is impressive and worthy of bragging about.

I'll tell him to spread the word then

 

[The Guard]

Yes they would. They'll brag about almost anything they're "better at" than anyone else.

 

[JackBauer]

I can't vote because I'd choose both, same as I choose both in my day to day life.

I'm a goddamn Handsome Dan, so it's no big deal, but bejesus, it's still an entirely bragadocious activity, in the supercallafrajillistic sense.

If I replaced "a goddamn Handsome Dan" with "one smooth-ponging brother" the sentiment would still be exactly the same in pheromone-land.

Welcome to Sesame Street, boys and girls. Today's word is bragadocious.

 

[Bubonic]

This is ridiculous.
I don't think anyone has pheromones powerful enough('cept for Spider-Woman) to entice someone into sex.

Pheromones are a small part of the equation, like how you carry yourself, the general vibe you exude, your intelligence and how quick you are with charming humour, your physical presence, your affluence, a lot more things and also the girls personal taste.

If I could get laid by my chemical composition I would be very proud about it because I'd feel like a hero, a magic man.