Official discussion on why "Nice Guys" have a hard time getting the girl.

[terry78]

I wonder if your kids will.

*ducks*

Their kids will be able to apply for everything.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Or just be yourself.

Some selfs suck sadly.

 

[piccolo]

Their kids will be able to apply for everything.

Yes, I like the sound of that.

Say it with me, pickles...your kids.

Your kids.

Mwahahahaha!

 

[Erzengel]

Some selfs suck sadly.

Say that 5 times fast.

 

[AndThePickles]

Yes, I like the sound of that.

Say it with me, pickles...your kids.

Your kids.

Mwahahahaha!

Kids= ruined figure=ruined marriage=ruined lives. Not in that order, but just all one big pile of ruin.

 

[terry78]

Kids= ruined figure=ruined marriage=ruined lives. Not in that order, but just all one big pile of ruin.

Don't be asinine...with you and Spoons good genes, those kids will be like some ubermensch up in this mutha****a.

 

[Erzengel]

Kids= ruined figure=ruined marriage=ruined lives. Not in that order, but just all one big pile of ruin.

Kids lead to ruined figure. Ruined figured leads to ruined marriages. Ruined marriages lead to ruined lives.

 

[AndThePickles]

Don't be asinine...with you and Spoons good genes, those kids will be like some ubermensch up in this mutha****a.

I don't doubt that they'd be gorgeous kids. I would like to know what they'd look like. But I don't want to have to give birth to them and take care of them just to find that out Besides, even if I did, Spoons would eat them.

 

[Erzengel]

I'll grow them for you as part of my army of Super Mixed People.

 

[DV8]

I don't doubt that they'd be gorgeous kids. I would like to know what they'd look like. But I don't want to have to give birth to them and take care of them just to find that out Besides, even if I did, Spoons would eat them.

Just send your pics to Conan O'Brien . . . and if you breast feed, you can keep your figure!! All that practicing Spoons has done shouldn't be in vain.