You don't twerk in a Wrestling Thread!

[bullets]

Also I have to admit it's killing me to look at those Trish photos. She should star in the remake of Weird Science.

 

[Hunter Rider]

 

[Hunter Rider]

 

[nite-owl]

Boston-based independent promotion Millennium Wrestling Federation is presenting fans the opportunity to have lunch with former WWE Superstar Big Daddy V (also known as Viscera and Mabel) on Saturday, September 21. "Big Daddy V's Big Lunch," which is priced as $24.99, includes his favorite pizza and your choice of beverage, a private Q&A session, an autograph, and a ringside photo opportunity.

The event is being held at Memorial Hall - 590 Main St. - Melrose, Massachusetts.

What if he eats my food too?

 

[Pink Ranger]

What's Big Daddy's favorite pizza? Three pizzas?

Sunny is now posing in bed with fans. Some argue this is crossing the line. I just hope she accepts my groping offer when I get close enough to whisper in her ear.

Regular signed photo of Sunny: $20

Photo in bed with Sunny: $15

Groping: Free with any purchase

 

[nite-owl]

 

[I'm Venom]

Bloody loved RAW. GOLDUST. Great to see him back, and he looked good as ever and makes me really want him to get another run. Loved the video packages to catch up anyone who isn't familiar and show how terrific he is, and the match with Orton was solid. Goldust is the man.

Edge was good in the opening segment. Surprised he got to say dick.

Happy to see Santino back, and with the move he won with, I'm wondering if he might start getting a bit more technical in the ring going forward.

Ziggler losing to Wyatt didn't bother me. I'm happy to see Wyatt getting some time and in a longer match than he's had thus far. People calling it a squash are a bit off, the offense seemed about equal for both guys.

Some other stuff happened, and most of it was good.

8/10

 

[Donnie Darko]

What is that in the ring that he is being powerbombed on?

 

[nite-owl]

What is that in the ring that he is being powerbombed on?

Lego.

 

[Donnie Darko]

Ah, well that is an appropriate reaction. I remember how awful it was to step on a lost Lego barefoot.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Lego.

Ah, well that is an appropriate reaction. I remember how awful it was to step on a lost Lego barefoot.

It's an indy fed, isn't it, so they can't afford Legos. Those are actually MegaBloks.

 

[Lobo]

I've never actually been to an indy show. I should check if there are any near me.

 

[Van Petrol]

Also, for people interested in what happens on Smackdown:

Spoiler

* Lilian Garcia comes out first to sing O' Canada. Michael Cole comes out to heat while JBL comes out to a big pop and his name being chanted.

* Big Show opens this week's SmackDown. He has to apologize for his behavior on Monday to Triple H for 'not doing a simple job.' He has to apologize to the WWE Universe for not doing his job and letting us down. Triple H interrupts to a mixed reaction. Triple H explains to Show how a business is ran. '*******' and 'What?' chants are loud. Triple H suspends Big Show for a night without pay and says Big Show is broke, so it's a big deal to him. The Shield interrupts and Big Show fights them all off for a few minutes before Roman Reigns destroys him with a steel chair and they hit the triple powerbomb to close the segment. Really fun stuff. Crowd was hot.


* Michael Cole will interview Curtis Axel and Paul Heyman later tonight.

* Alicia Fox, Layla and Aksana vs. Naomi, Natalya and Brie Bella is up next. Natalya gets a nice pop but AJ Lee comes out to a better pop. AJ is on commentary. AJ does a run-in as Natalya goes for the Sharpshooter. Somehow it's a DQ win for Layla, Aksana and Fox. All of the Divas fight after the match.

* Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler is announced for later.

* Vickie Guerrero comes out to cut a promo but the heat from the crowd is so loud you can't hear what she's saying.

* R-Truth and Fandango are out for a dance competition. The Miz comes out wearing a big afro and calls himself the Mizco Inferno. He says it's not a dance contest without the most must-see Superstar of all-time. The Great Khali is out next to join the competition. Miz does his own version of twerking with R-Truth egging him on. Everyone dances with Khali except for Fandango and Summer Rae. The Miz gets the biggest pop and wins the competition. Fandango says they all are a disgrace to the art of dancing and gets knocked out of the ring.


* They bring the Divas back out to re-shoot the brawl from earlier. It's Naomi, Natalya and Brie Bella beating down AJ Lee.

* Ryback segment. Ryback says we don't know his linguistic skills and says he's a great interview. He introduces a skinny guy from Ottawa. 6'4" 180 lbs is what the man tells Ryback. He says he wants to be in the ring with Ryback and gets slapped. Ryback says his dream is to beat the holy hell out of people like him.


* Vickie Guerrero is backstage. She says Ricardo Rodriguez will not be in Rob Van Dam's corner at Night of Champions because Vickie fears for his safety. Vickie sets up Ricardo vs. Alberto Del Rio for tonight.


* Santino Marella beat Damien Sandow with the Cobra in about two minutes. Before the match, Sandow cut a promo and said he would free us from our ignorance, eh.

* Michael Cole's interview with Paul Heyman and Curtis Axel is next. We get a great video package of the Heyman-Punk issue. Axel says Punk won't get to Heyman because Punk can't beat Axel. Heyman says he's not a man of war and an advocate of peace instead. He calls for a public boycott of the handicap match. Heyman says if we buy Night of Champions, we're going to see Punk get his hands on Heyman. Heyman says Punk will find a way to get around Axel and get to him. CM Punk chant starts. Heyman says if we buy the PPV, we're going to see Punk give Heyman a beating. 'Yes' chants turn to 'CM Punk' chants. Heyman says Punk will slaughter him. Heyman says he can't believe this is the last time we'll see Paul Heyman. Heyman says he will always love CM Punk. Heyman leaves to the fans singing 'hey hey hey, goodbye.' Great job of selling the pay-per-view.

* Alberto Del Rio vs. Ricardo Rodriguez is up next. No reaction for Del Rio but a nice reaction for Ricardo and Rob Van Dam. Del Rio wins with the top rope reverse suplex. After the match, Del Rio applies the cross armbreaker but RVD makes the save. RVD nails a frogsplash on Del Rio and celebrates with the World Heavyweight Title.

* Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler is up next. Good pops for both of them. Good match but it felt like both were holding back. The Shield ran in to cause a disqualification but The Usos made the save. Vickie Guerrero makes a six-man match.

* The Shield beats The Usos and Dolph Ziggler after Seth Rollins got his knees up on a splash from one of the Usos. Amazing finishing sequence and good match that the crowd was really into.

* The Cutting Edge is up next. Edge gets a huge pop and a 'thank you Edge' chant. Biggest pop of the night. Edge tells Christian to tear The Shield apart when he comes back. Orton comes out to some heat. Bryan gets a huge pop and lots of 'YES' chants. Edge asks Orton how it feels to be a sell out. Orton says Edge is jealous Orton is 10 time champion and Edge is just a talk show host. Edge says Orton forgets he's an 11 time champ.

Edge says he knows what's best for business and the fans erupt with a 'yes' chant. Bryan said his dream was never to be the face of a corporation, but to hold the WWE title. Bryan says he'll beat Orton at Night of Champions. Orton cheap shots Bryan and the fans chant 'spear' but Bryan gets the upper hand and Edge leaves. Bryan makes Orton tap out and the fans erupt in 'you tapped out' chants. Orton leaves and Bryan stands tall with the fans chanting 'yes' to close.

Sounds like a good show and much to my surprise, Nipple H is only at the beginning of this show.

Spoiler

With Bryan finally getting the offence in the last two go home shows, makes me think he won't be winning the title this Sunday.

 

[Donnie Darko]

I've never actually been to an indy show. I should check if there are any near me.

I went to one as a kid. My friend's older brother was good friends with one of the guys wrestling, so we went to check it out. It was a good time. I'll probably also go to one next month because an old friend of mine is making his debut.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Going to indy shows is fun. It's like one step up from hobo boxing, which to me is part of the appeal.

 

[Lobo]

That's what I'm hoping for. There's nothing near me currently, unfortunately.

 

[Donnie Darko]

Every now and then, I will see ads up at my comic store and other places for upcoming shows. Since I live in NC, Matt Hardy and/or Hurricane Helms will pop up on the flyer from time to time.

 

[sweetre15]

Spoiler

With Bryan finally getting the offence in the last two go home shows, makes me think he won't be winning the title this Sunday.

He's most likely going to win it at Hell In A Cell or Survivor Series.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Edge was good in the opening segment. Surprised he got to say dick.

Technically, he didn't.

He said "di...."

 

[The End]

How will Bryan be screwed? Big Show heel turn is my vote.

 

[Dugath]

How will Bryan be screwed? Big Show heel turn is my vote.

Big Show flips face/heel more than anyone.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Yea, Show has been face for like, 3 weeks. He's overdue.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Big Show flips face/heel more than anyone.

He's like the Flint Marko of the WWE.

 

[E-Man]

It's an indy fed, isn't it, so they can't afford Legos. Those are actually MegaBloks.

 

[Van Petrol]

Good Ol' JR to retire from the WWE:
http://www.wwe.com/inside/jim-ross-to-retire-26147422


One of the best for sure. It didn't really matter who was in the ring, his play by play instantly made them look good and elevated whatever was happening.