The Dark Knight You Know You're Obsessed With TDK When...

[darknight7]

When you have seen it 7 times in theatres and are craving for an 8th...

--dk7

 

[That-Guy]

YOU MY FRIEND!

just made my day

--dk7

Thanks, bud!


I'll post more when I can think of them... there have been so many funny things posted here so far. Best TDK thread to date.

 

[Beanjuice]

When the first thing you do is come to this forum at the beginning of the day

 

[D4rkShaDoWz]

When you pay for things you go "Here's my carddd"

 

[That-Guy]

When you pay for things you go "Here's my carddd"

LOL, I'm actually going to have to do that now!

A few more...

When you stay up all night staring at screenshots trying to determine who wears the most eye makeup in the film: The Joker, Batman or the mayor guy.

You pretend your girlfriend is the Batpod while having sex with her.

When you sit through Mummy: Bomb of the Dragon Emperor because you promised you’re stupid friend you’d see it with him if he agreed to go see TDK with you again immediately afterward (now that’s commitment!).

You realize that Anthony Michael Hall is in this movie (not noticeable until the fourth or fifth viewing).

 

[Zenkitten]

When you have dreams about it

Yeah tell me about it. The dream I had about the Joker was disturbing.

 

[Jack Ups]

LOL, I'm actually going to have to do that now!


You pretend your girlfriend is the Batpod while having sex with her.

Aha ,yes my friend that is the funniest thing ive read all day.

 

[p4poetic]

When you can't get yourself to watch any other movies.

 

[Jokers_Wild]

--When you flip a coin to decide whether you should do something or not (guilty as charged).

 

[D4rkShaDoWz]

When you go on the forums to see if any news or pics are still released.

 

[Jack Ups]

When you ask everybody you know what we need to do now....

and you answer with ' Kill the Batman' in a Joker Heath voice.


when everyone you going to beat up, you say'wanna know where i got these scars' before proceding

 

[Zenkitten]

When you do this to the donuts box at work:

 

[Fax]

When you do this to the donuts box at work:

LOL thats awesome!

 

[Fanticon]

when you have dreams that you went and saw it again....its the truth...i've seen it twice in imax on opening weekend and haven't been able to catch it since

 

[tuffenoughtoroc]

When you do this to the donuts box at work:

How many people actually refused to eat those donuts because they are afraid you did something to them?

 

[TheDarkKnight08]

When you have dreams about it

Guilty.

 

[Anubis Raptor]

When you do this to the donuts box at work:

Nice

 

[Shane Diesel]

When you've seen it 12 times and the 12th time was just as fresh feeling as the 1st time.

 

[Nameless1138]

When you change your password at work to "Tdk25052". I would've added street after that but can't be any longer than 8 characters.

 

[Zenkitten]

How many people actually refused to eat those donuts because they are afraid you did something to them?

Only two people actually made a comment like, "That picture is weird, I don't want to eat that."

The rest of them pretty much had no idea what was going on with the picture, because about 98% of my co-workers have NOT seen the movie.

One girl: "What's Dark Knight?"

 

[tuffenoughtoroc]

Only two people actually made a comment like, "That picture is weird, I don't want to eat that."

The rest of them pretty much had no idea what was going on with the picture, because about 98% of my co-workers have NOT seen the movie.

One girl: "What's Dark Knight?"

That's blasphemy!

 

[Bond]

Whenever you want someone to look at you, you end up sounding really threatening. "LOOK AT ME!!!"

 

[Angelus_Darko]

You're obsessed with TDK when...

- You always carry a pencil with you... just in case.

- Your profile picture of Hi5 or Facebook is a jokerized one or yourself as the Joker.

- You grab your dog's/cat's face and say "Why so serious?"

- You lick your lips as much as the Joker does.

- You see a MM figure at a store and think of buying it even if you already have that figure.

 

[That-Guy]

Aha ,yes my friend that is the funniest thing ive read all day.

Thanks, dude!

A few others...

You bought the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly because Batman is on the cover even though you knew damn well that there wasn't going to be anything in there you didn't already know (I did this today).

You skip seeing your kid being born because your wife wasn't down with giving birth in a movie theater.

You've seen it so many times that you have the dialogue to every possible opening preview memorized.

You can't even remember what that Iron Man movie was about. What was it? A Black Sabbath biopic or something?

You're not only confident that TDK will sweep the Oscars this year, but it will actually go on to be the first movie to do so for five years in a row.

 

[Bond]

You're obsessed with TDK when...

- You always carry a pencil with you... just in case.

- Your profile picture of Hi5 or Facebook is a jokerized one or yourself as the Joker.

- You grab your dog's/cat's face and say "Why so serious?"

- You lick your lips as much as the Joker does.

- You see a MM figure at a store and think of buying it even if you already have that figure.