The Dark Knight You Know You're Obsessed With TDK When...

[ABleedingCorpse]

I duno if I'm obsessed or not, but I've seen it 10 times now. I actually went to the theater the last time to see The X-Files and ended up seeing the TDK instead.

When I'm driving, I'll try and talk like The Joker. I'll use the facial expressions and everything. haha.. I'm glad I have tinted windows. People would think I'm crazy.

 

[I Am The Knight]

You realize that Anthony Michael Hall is in this movie (not noticeable until the fourth or fifth viewing).

LOL.

One girl: "What's Dark Knight?"

You should have followed that with: "How about a magic trick?"

You grab your dog's/cat's face and say "Why so serious?"

 

[KSD]

DF, my friend, awesome thread.

 

[QueenChaos]

Also when you continuiously lick your lips...not because its a habit...because it makes you feel cool

^ I've actually found myself doing that a couple times...lol
you know you're obsessed with tdk when...
you have tdk related dreams every time you sleep
hahah
yes, quite a fun thread, a lot of these instances seem to apply to me o.o

 

[That-Guy]

You rent out an entire theater just to experience the movie all by yourself.

You can't eat Reese's Peanut Butter Cups anymore because they remind you of that scheming bastard who tried to take down Bruce Wayne.

You secretly know that $136.4 million of TDK's total box office was all you.

 

[Killer Wolf]

Last Sunday, my dad brought in some shrimp kabobs from the grill. I picked one up and said, "We are...tonight's entertainment!" I took a bite, chewing in that ultra-quick motion and continued with, "And we have one question. Where IS Harvey Dent?" while looking around my kitchen.

 

[tekken]

when you get super pissed when someone says it was "only alright" and consider breaking your one rule.

haha, i had several people who said it wasn't great. i had a mind to punch them in the face, but to no surprise, they were girls.

i'm crazy. when it comes to the dark knight, in my mind, there is no such thing as opinion. just fact. and the fact is that it's the best movie out there. lol.

 

[That-Guy]

when you get super pissed when someone says it was "only alright" and consider breaking your one rule.

haha, i had several people who said it wasn't great. i had a mind to punch them in the face, but to no surprise, they were girls.

i'm crazy. when it comes to the dark knight, in my mind, there is no such thing as opinion. just fact. and the fact is that it's the best movie out there. lol.

LOL, I hear you. You know what else is pissing me off? All of the sudden hate for Batman Begins. I read so many reviews where the critics were like "now that Chris Nolan got his long, boring origin story out of the way, he can finally tell a good story, blah, blah, blah." Seriously, what the hell? Do these *****ebags not remember that they praised BB when it came out? A lot of viewer's reactions were similar, claiming that this was leaps and bounds ahead of its predecessor. Whatever. They were equally good in my opinion.

 

[-Arya-]

- When you utter the words, "introduce a little anarchy" everytime you want to take some sort of risk.

- When you stand in the middle of a busy street repeating, HIT ME!!! I want you to do it, Come on, Hit Me!!!!

- Flipping a coin to decide what to do

- When youre thinking about lines from the film every 5-10 minutes and desperately saying to yourself, "Man I need to see this again ASAP!"

 

[ReTrO JuNkIe 42]

- When youre thinking about lines from the film every 5-10 minutes and desperately saying to yourself, "Man I need to see this again ASAP!"[/quote]



this is me, also i play gta 4 and have the most fun going into the free roam board online and kill other players and get such a kick out of it, its not about the money ......just about anarchy lots of it

 

[Beanjuice]

- When you utter the words, "introduce a little anarchy" everytime you want to take some sort of risk.

- When you stand in the middle of a busy street repeating, HIT ME!!! I want you to do it, Come on, Hit Me!!!!

- Flipping a coin to decide what to do

- When youre thinking about lines from the film every 5-10 minutes and desperately saying to yourself, "Man I need to see this again ASAP!"

every day

 

[Troy_Parker]

When You Pour Petrol On The Left Side Of Your Face & Hope Somehow It Will Catch Fire

You Piss People Off Only To Get The Chance To Say, Why So Serious?

Run Around As A Bat In The Night

Run Around As A Joker In The Day & Night

 

[Troy_Parker]

The First One Is A Joke BTW lol, The Last Two...Look Out Your Window

 

[Zenkitten]

- When you utter the words, "introduce a little anarchy" everytime you want to take some sort of risk.

- When you stand in the middle of a busy street repeating, HIT ME!!! I want you to do it, Come on, Hit Me!!!!

- Flipping a coin to decide what to do

- When youre thinking about lines from the film every 5-10 minutes and desperately saying to yourself, "Man I need to see this again ASAP!"

I say that all the time.

 

[That-Guy]

You believe in Harvey Dent. Literally.

 

[BatmanWristband]

Thanks, KSD!

A few more:

You know you're obsessed with TDK when...

... you answer the phone saying, "Evening... Commmmissioner."

... you're eating out, your friend asks you to pass the ketchup and you place the ketchup bottle in their hand (like a gun) and tell them to "introduce a little anarchy"

... you're at IHOP and you "Jokerize" your pancakes with the strawberry syrup

 

[spiderral]

When you walk into your history class w/ about half of the class there, pull out your pen (shotgun) pretending your firing and go 'Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen'

I did that in school!!!

-If you fall and get hurt and say to someone 'D'ya wanna know how I got these scars? -----don't really do that but I will do!

-Go to the cinema to see TDK and instead of handing em your ticket you go 'here's my card!' --- I was gonna do that but didn't

-Reciting Joker lines!!!

 

[Zenkitten]

hahaha this thread is giving me lots of ideas!!!

 

[The_Raganork]

When someone pisses you off you think

"How about a magic trick?!"

or

"I'm counting on it"

You see a fire on T.V. and say: "Everything Burns"

Randomly on the street you say into your cellphone: "Wrack em up!"

You call your local precinct "MCU"

 

[The_Raganork]

a gang banger gets shot and you think

"It's all part of the plaaan"

 

[That-Guy]

You stand up in the middle of a church sermon and shout "WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN, HUH?" at the preacher.

You stand outside the theater and protest the other movies.

Before you go anywhere, you fill your pockets with knives and lint.

 

[The_Raganork]

You become suspicious when someone wants to make a phone call

 

[Two-Face]

You say to the customer, "Why so serious?" I did at work.

 

[The_Raganork]

You are dying to get beat down on to see if you can laugh it off

 

[Mrs.J]

Everytime you see christian Bale--whether its a picture or on tv or in a movie/trailer--you say BATMAN! with glee.