The Dark Knight You Know You're Obsessed With TDK When...

[That-Guy]

You coach a little league baseball team and the "tryouts" consist of handing two kids pointed sticks.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

where ever i work i always leave a joker smile somewhere, i was working at a school the other day and drew a massive one on the whiteboard. hopefully it'll still be there when the kids get back.

 

[p4poetic]

Your aunt waking you up before it was over.

Don't laugh at my misery.

 

[Sawyer]

-You start subconsciously licking your lips randomly.

-You flip a coin to make decisions when you can't choose what to do.

-Whenever you see an attractive woman on the streets, you mutter to yourself, "Well hello beautiful.

All of the above apply to me

I do that too...

 

[Hello Beautiful]

You coach a little league baseball team and the "tryouts" consist of handing two kids pointed sticks.

EPIC win.

 

[Ryo Jin]

When your username on the SuperHeroHype forums is "Hello Beautiful" or "Why so Serious??"

 

[BizarroAids]

When your best friend tells you he knocked up his long time girlfriend, and your response to him freaking out not wanting a kid yet is..

"The next you want to have sex and get condoms "I suggest you buy American"

 

[batlovescatDC]

You know you're obsessed when....


You've seen it five times

You've gone on overhaul watching Batman s*** since you first saw it

When you want to buy every action figure/poster/t-shirt... any TDK merchandise you can get your hands on

When you imitate the Joker's laugh all the time

When you find people looking at you oddly and you realize you've been quoting TDK lines to yourself the entire time.

When you actually get pissed off when somebody insults the movie

 

[JaD]

When you make audio clips like these Joker TV Address/Chechen

 

[-Arya-]

You know you're obsessed when....


You've seen it five times

You've gone on overhaul watching Batman s*** since you first saw it

When you want to buy every action figure/poster/t-shirt... any TDK merchandise you can get your hands on

When you imitate the Joker's laugh all the time

When you find people looking at you oddly and you realize you've been quoting TDK lines to yourself the entire time.

When you actually get pissed off when somebody insults the movie

Wow nearly all of these points apply to me as well!!

Its good to be a batman fan isnt it? t:

 

[tomstoyz2]

You know you're obsessed when you write for a blog called the BAT-BLOG ( ha ha, see below ).

 

[Majjic Mouse]

... you come home after a hard night's boozing and watch TDK twice in one sitting. Until 7am.

 

[Hello Beautiful]

When your username on the SuperHeroHype forums is "Hello Beautiful" or "Why so Serious??"

Eeep. Recognition at last! t:

...when you've made a copy of the soundtrack for your car, so you can always have a little TDK to start and end your work day, and don't have to risk EVER removing the original from your stereo at home.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

by threatening to put smiles on the faces of all the little bastard kids who keep waking me up at night when i gotta get up for work at like 5 in the morning!!! ARRRRGGGHHH!!

 

[PandaFan]

haha, i've done half of this stuff! these are great! also...

>you catch yourself standing hunched like a vulture and have to remind yourself to straighten up.

>you live for New Notifications on your Facebook profile about the Joker fangirl group you're a member of.

>you actually stick a switchblade in the corner of your mouth to see what it really feels like...and decide it really, really turns you on.

>you put surgical masks on and point your blowdryer at your mirror a la Nurse Joker.

>you rummage through your playing card collection only to find yourself pissed when the Joker cards are little kings on bicycles.

>your favorite colors are now black, purple, and green.

>you greet people with a super-wide grin: "Hiiiiiiiii."

>when you get a nosebleed you smear the blood from the corners of your mouth to make a smile.

>you break the speed limit and say, "I like this job. I like it!"

 

[gwynplaine]

haha, i've done half of this stuff! these are great! also...

>you catch yourself standing hunched like a vulture and have to remind yourself to straighten up.

>you live for New Notifications on your Facebook profile about the Joker fangirl group you're a member of.

>you actually stick a switchblade in the corner of your mouth to see what it really feels like...and decide it really, really turns you on.

>you put surgical masks on and point your blowdryer at your mirror a la Nurse Joker.

>you rummage through your playing card collection only to find yourself pissed when the Joker cards are little kings on bicycles.

>your favorite colors are now black, purple, and green.

>you greet people with a super-wide grin: "Hiiiiiiiii."

>when you get a nosebleed you smear the blood from the corners of your mouth to make a smile.

>you break the speed limit and say, "I like this job. I like it!"

You win. Welcome to the Hype.

 

[PandaFan]

You win. Welcome to the Hype.

Woo!

 

[That-Guy]

>when you get a nosebleed you smear the blood from the corners of your mouth to make a smile.

>you break the speed limit and say, "I like this job. I like it!"

These two are pure genius. Welcome to the boards.

 

[That-Guy]

You see a bank robbery in progress and instead of dialing 911, you dial a private number.

You're excited about the Prison Break premiere tonight simply because you get to see the Bank Manager again.

Whenever you're stuck in rush hour traffic, you contemplate if you'd get to work faster by taking to the rooftops.

 

[Mike53421]

... you come home after a hard night's boozing and watch TDK twice in one sitting. Until 7am.

Was there any crying involved? I'm picturing a drunk coming home, turning the movie on, and getting so into the movie and just crying out of happiness the whole time.

I'm hoping with the new week of school beginning this week that some people get crafty with the chalkboards.

You're excited about the Prison Break premiere tonight simply because you get to see the Bank Manager again.

I had almost forgotten!

 

[Majjic Mouse]

Was there any crying involved? I'm picturing a drunk coming home, turning the movie on, and getting so into the movie and just crying out of happiness the whole time.

Yup, I was so drunk I cried when Rachel died (both times) and my husband cried when he saw me licking the tv screen every time Joker was on . And then I cried again when I realised I was too drunk and tired to watch it a third time t:

 

[runswchainsaw]

These are wonderful! I had to register to add my own. Sorry if they are repeats, but I didn't have time to go through the entire thread.

You know you are obsessed with TDK when:

You run up your cell bill with TDK downloads and then spend hours programming your phone so that each of your friends has a different TDK ring tone.
You then call yourself to hear your ringtone because you can't wait for friends to call.
Your friends groan because every conversation with you leads back to TDK.
Your significant other tells you that he/she is not going to see the movie with you again and you take it personally.
You plan your social time around when you can see TDK again.
You have a special "Going to see TDK" dance.
You've seen it six times or more and are still not done.
Your new hobby is looking for sequel rumours and spending time reading posts of others who are obsessed like you.
You are delighted that there are people obsessed like you.
When involved in intimate activities with your significant other, you have to resist the urge to yell "Look at you go!"
If your significant other read this board, he/she would recognize you by your obsessions.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

^hahaha thats funny 5hit!!! why sOO SerIoUS???

 

[Ryo Jin]

Yup, I was so drunk I cried when Rachel died (both times) and my husband cried when he saw me licking the tv screen every time Joker was on . And then I cried again when I realised I was too drunk and tired to watch it a third time t:

What a bizarre mess you are.

 

[runswchainsaw]

When you walk outside a hospital and start walking weird and reapeatly start pressing your phone then your ride honks at you and you run really fast inside

Also, you know you are obsessed when you press the buttons to your car's keyless entry and secretly hope that something will blow up. (Making the explosion noises in public gets you really weird looks).

Also on an automotive kick...

...You like to whip into a parking lot, put your car in park and hunker down in the seat, saying "Loiter" and "Intimidate" in a mechanical voice (because you don't have the appropriate display, but oh, if you did!).