The Dark Knight You Know You're Obsessed With TDK When...

[ClownPrince666]

....when you dye your entire head green and purple and shave TDK in the back of it.
ya i think some people are seriously crazyy... but its alllllll good!

 

[JaD]

You enter your classrooms laughing.

 

[batman11]

You start reciting arbitrary lines from the film that don't even come from the main characters:

Whenever I see something wild or astonishing I always remark "Sweet Jesus!"

Whenever someone comments on anything to do with brightness or light, I reply "Like CHRISSSSSMUSSSSS!"

Whenever something random occurs and someone asks "What was that?", I reply "It was Ramirezzzsszzzzz....."

Whenever my friends pull out there wallets, I always exclaim "That's a lot of money!"

Whenever I'm having a conversation with my buds, I sporadically erupt with "NO MORE DEAD COPS!!!!!!"

And the list goes on.....

 

[Bond]

When you type in TDK quotes in your calculator in Math class and leave it on so that the next person who uses the calculator can read it.

 

[ScarecrowMan666]

When you continuously write Why So Serious all over everything. My apartment looks like a viral.

 

[deathfromabove]

You start reciting arbitrary lines from the film that don't even come from the main characters:

Whenever I see something wild or astonishing I always remark "Sweet Jesus!"

Whenever someone comments on anything to do with brightness or light, I reply "Like CHRISSSSSMUSSSSS!"

Whenever something random occurs and someone asks "What was that?", I reply "It was Ramirezzzsszzzzz....."

Whenever my friends pull out there wallets, I always exclaim "That's a lot of money!"

Whenever I'm having a conversation with my buds, I sporadically erupt with "NO MORE DEAD COPS!!!!!!"

And the list goes on.....

i laughed out loud.

i want to add to this...

when you spend all your time driving perfecting your joker voice.

i know its not funny.

its true.

 

[Sonic1002]

i laughed out loud.

i want to add to this...

when you spend all your time driving perfecting your joker voice.

i know its not funny.

its true.

Omg, it is so VERY true... while I listen to the soundtrack

 

[u_complete_me]

When your living room decor, (NOT your bedroom) goes from neutral tones to purple, green and orange.

 

[I Am The Knight]

Whenever someone comments on anything to do with brightness or light, I reply "Like CHRISSSSSMUSSSSS!"

Whenever something random occurs and someone asks "What was that?", I reply "It was Ramirezzzsszzzzz....."

Pure brilliance t:

 

[Majjic Mouse]

When you have a little metal Joker hanging from your rearview mirror, and you touch it to bring you luck.

 

[BatmanWristband]

haha all the ones on this page are good

picture time...

You know you're obsessed with TDK when...

 

[MrWayne]

when ppl start actually doing "magic tricks" to their friends

 

[batman11]

i laughed out loud.

Thank you, thank you! I'll be on again at the Pantages, across the street!

Pure brilliance t:

I can't control myself. TDK has become an infectious disease.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Guess I'm not obsessed. I haven't done any of that. I'll imitate Christian Bale's Batman voice but that's about it.

same

 

[TinkTonks]

You get up in the morning and check this site while in your pyjamas even before your check your email.

I need help; I'm working now; I can't afford to do this.

Haha!! You do this too? Now I don't feel so alone....

 

[Majjic Mouse]

haha all the ones on this page are good

picture time...

You know you're obsessed with TDK when...

If this is a car sticker I want one! I'm trying to make a customised Baby on Board card with Joker's face and "Mass murdering, knife wielding psychopath on board". Which wouldn't be too far from the truth if I'm honest.

 

[.:TheDarkKnight]

Anytime someone is pissed, or being serious, I always recite "Why so serious?" the way The Joker did in the final part of his first scars story.

Saying "Hi" to friends they way The Joker did to Harvey in the hospital.

 

[JaD]

You do Joker's "O RLY?" look from the climax ("Where's the detenator?") at random times during the day.

Wow, I wish I was kidding too.

 

[blueharvest]

...you've seen the movie 15 times and, as a result, you pretty much have the entire film memorized by now.

 

[michephantom]

You still hang out the Dark Knight Board after all the buzz has faded away

 

[Cancer4TheCure]

Thank you, thank you! I'll be on again at the Pantages, across the street!

The Prestige FTW.

 

[D4rkShaDoWz]

When...you're going to get a new phone from Verizon and you ask..."Is this in my plannn?"

 

[Majjic Mouse]

When an American tourist in London asks you if you know where Old Compton Street and you ask them if they know where Harvey Dent is

 

[I Am The Knight]

When...you're going to get a new phone from Verizon and you ask..."Is this in my plannn?"

 

[Ace of Knaves]

When you threaten to put a smile on the face of the annoying fecking Albanian on your building site. I was deadly serious aswell, fecking immegrants!!!!!