You Might Be A Loser/Geek If....

[Ultra Lantern]

If you like the show Two and a Half Men.

 

[Nave 'Torment']

If you think real superheros are out there

If you like the show Two and a Half Men.

I will stop talking to your self-loathing self *punches wall of reality*

Oh and superheroes do exist, they're just a lot more pitiful, if not pathetic. Vigilantes, on the otherhand, should really be imprisoned.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

If you have all the movies on DVD from 1966 to the present.

 

[SuperZer0]

If you know how to calculate (100*111*112/26)+90 without a calculator.

 

[Mace Dolex]

...if you think the documentary Waiting For "Superman" is the newest Superman sequel.

 

[Mace Dolex]

...if you think Pauly Shore was a comic genius.

 

[Nave 'Torment']

If you've been following the news about the upcoming Judge Dredd movie. (Confession time: I do everything I'm writing here).

 

[Nave 'Torment']

If the first thing you do on a weekend morning is log on to the Hype for news and updates.

 

[Nave 'Torment']

If you are more excited about the upcoming Wonder Woman documentary than the actual TV series.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

If you think Kryptonite is real and it will hurt you.

 

[SuperZer0]

If you dress as Batman to see the movie's premiere.

 

[Nave 'Torment']

If the only thing you have to read right now, other than texts on the internet and your phone, is the newspaper.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

If you dress up as Green Lantern,when you see the movie.

 

[X-Woman]

If you tend to use the word "franchise" more than once a day.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

If you sit in front of your tv for 72 hours straight.

 

[SuperZer0]

If you keep repeating the same things or opinions over and over in Superhero forum boards.

 

[Rosalina]

If your comic book collection becomes your more valuable collection/item. (guilty)

 

[Nave 'Torment']

If you dress up as Green Lantern,when you see the movie.

You can't though.. unless you have access to CGI in the real-world In which case you'll be an even sorrier loser, but definitely a winning geek!


You Might Be a Loser If...
You are Robin the Boy Wonder waiting to be put into the Batman films but Nolan keeps saying no, but still casts young kids your age in cameo roles.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

If you dress up as Robin and fight crime.

 

[Nave 'Torment']

If Cracked.Com is the only scientific reading you get done.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

If Charlie Sheen is a friend of yours.

 

[SuperZer0]

If you wait in a 1km line just to get an actor/actress autograph.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

If Frankie Muniz is your idol.

 

[SuperZer0]

If you bet for money on the oscars.

 

[Nave 'Torment']

^ damn it why didn't we do that?!

If you feel guilty for eating.