1,2 Freddy's coming for you: Welcome to the elm street thread

[CashforStash]

Guys, i'm not gonna bash any skulls or anything, but I think this can end up to be crap because alot of things are missing....

 

[Cagefighterkip]

if they do the origin of freddy and go back, Jay Baruchul (Knocked up, undeclared) should play teen Freddy...

 

[Majik1387]

No.....

 

[Nightmare]

Hell No ...

 

[Cagefighterkip]

i guess im alone on this...
lol id give him a chance to do something serious but maybe i just smoked too much weed.

 

[Nightmare]

Which one was he on Knocked Up?

 

[Cagefighterkip]

Which one was he on Knocked Up?

creatively his character was named Jay...
the one who farted on the pillows that gave them pinkeye lol

 

[Nightmare]

ahh, still not sure which one that is. The one with the beard? The one that hit on the pregnant chick's sister?

 

[Cagefighterkip]

ahh, still not sure which one that is. The one with the beard? The one that hit on the pregnant chick's sister?

lol thats jason segal from FREAKS AND GEEKS and pretty much aything judd apatow, heres a pic of Jay

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Knocked_Up/knocked_up_movie_image_jay_baruchel.jpg

 

[Nightmare]

oh yeah. As freddy? **** no.

 

[Cagefighterkip]

oh yeah. As freddy? **** no.

again its all the weed prolly

 

[Nightmare]

You smoke weed?

 

[Cagefighterkip]

You smoke weed?

once in a blue moon in earnest, im just funning w/ya...
my close fr1end krisssy smokes a load and the last time we did that was at pineapple express... saw it again sobered up and it was good but not the same lol--
last time before that was jan when i saw rambo w/the guys

sorry,
hope it doesnt bug u

 

[Nightmare]

Krissy? She hot?

 

[Cagefighterkip]

Krissy? She hot?

yeah
but im not interested, like we've been friends since what like 7th grade...
and my last girlfriend broke up w/me on may 1st, so i havent been dating any1 for a few months...

wow lol this is uber off Topic

 

[Nightmare]

yeah totally. so uh. how bout that freddy?

Freddy's Revenge is a guilty pleasure of mine. Its so damn hilarious you gotta love it!

 

[Cagefighterkip]

yeah totally. so uh. how bout that freddy?

Freddy's Revenge is a guilty pleasure of mine. Its so damn hilarious you gotta love it!

i loved Freddys Revenge, real guilty plasure... i dig it lol
especially the somewhat *ahem* GAY overtones...

Nightmare5 is a guilty pleasure too lol.

 

[Nightmare]

The GAY overtones are hilarious. Did they actually try to hint at GAY jokes throughout it?

 

[Cagefighterkip]

The GAY overtones are hilarious. Did they actually try to hint at GAY jokes throughout it?

if i remember right, its been a while since ive watched it. the thing i remember most is that gym scene where jesses' tied up or something... and the pool scene.

i have all the freddy flix i should rewatch it this weekend post work

 

[Nightmare]

Yeah those

 

[Cagefighterkip]

Yeah those

new business venture: gay horror movie porn. nuff said. lol

on another waaay different note, did that ELM STREET prequel that was rumored have a script? and if so did it leak or anything??

 

[Nightmare]

AH MAN, i wanna say yes. But i really dont know. Im not big into reading scripts so im not sure. They showed pretty much everything from a prequel in Freddy's Dead anyway. Id prefer a remake.

 

[Cagefighterkip]

AH MAN, i wanna say yes. But i really dont know. Im not big into reading scripts so im not sure. They showed pretty much everything from a prequel in Freddy's Dead anyway. Id prefer a remake.

true,
but itd be interested to read if it existed somewhere online nonetheless, but im down for a remake... if how good the Friday remake looks is any indicator (i doubt it is but still), Nightmare: Take Two could indeed rule.

 

[Darkness Falls]

some of my favourite freddy qoutes

[to Lori] I've always had a thing... for the ****es that lived in this house.

The only thing to fear, is fear himself!

[to Lori] Welcome to my world, *****. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy.

[to Jason] You're slow... you're stupid... and you got no style!

Freddy Krueger: Sticks and stones may break my bones... but nothin' will ever kill me. Well, let's see now. First, they tried burning me.
[slices off thumb]
Freddy Krueger: Then, they tried burying me.
[slices off index finger]
Freddy Krueger: But this... this is my favorite.
Freddy Krueger: [gives a finger gesture] They even tried holy water!
Freddy Krueger: [slices off middle finger, drops hand out of frame and holds it up again with all fingers intact] But I just keep on tickin'.

Freddy Krueger: How's this for a wet dream?

Daniel 'Dan' Jordan: Krueger!
Freddy Krueger: Well, it ain't Dr. Seuss.

Super Freddy: Faster than a bastard maniac. More powerful than a loco-madman. It's... Super Freddy.

Freddy Krueger: Will, you look tired. Have a seat.
Will Stanton: No thanks. I'm fine just the way I am. Freddy Krueger: For now, maybe... but when you wake up... It's back... in the saddle... again.

Freddy Krueger: Welcome to prime time, *****.

Freddy Krueger: Help yourself, ****er.

 

[Nightmare]

[YT]DRSqdaFMWZE[/YT]

This has some alternate takes on the original NOES that i never really seen before. Its cool to check out.