15 Minutes 15 Minutes with Spider-Fan

[The Original Bamfer]

Watson over me? Seriously? Someone's lacking in his Survivor knowledge.

 

[enterthemadness]

Watson over me? Seriously? Someone's lacking in his Survivor knowledge.

For a bigger insult, he could have said me over you, but then you'd probably find a way to ban me twice in a fit of rage.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

For a bigger insult, he could have said me over you, but then you'd probably find a way to ban me twice in a fit of rage.

Hey irrelevance, you're talking again. That's a no-no!

 

[Spider-Fan]

I have a few questions to ask you...

1. I come up to you at the Hype Bar and slap you in the face and then go 'TeeHee' and run off. Do you assume I am drunk or do you grab me and throw me in the Hype Grave like Jal and others?

I assume you're drunk, but will still find you and put you in the hype grave

2. Did you go to College?

I currently go to The Art Insititute of Pittsburgh, but before there, I went to Kent State University for 2 years as an education major.

3. Are you single?

Yes, sir

4. Ever attend a minor league baseball game?

Yes, for the Mahoning Valley Scrappers!!!

5. Is ID4 playing at any theater near you today?

I wouldn't watch it if it was

6. My stomach hurts...does yours?

No, but my eye itches. That count?

7. Do you drink a lot? Soda of course, not beer, silly.

Soda is my drink of choice, but I rarely drink alcohol. Mostly because I don't bar hop. I am not against drinking at all. When I am out with friends, I will drink beer. But, I have only allowed myself to get smashed like twice. I 9 times out of 10 drive, so I can't get too drunk

8. I watch GH, you watch any soaps?

Hell no! They suck! They're cheap, have horrible writing, and lousty acting!

9. I will win the new Hype survivor. Even if I have a 2nd job by then, I will win it, sleep are for losers. Give me my *beeping* trophy now. Wait..I need to form it as a question. May I have Hype trophy now?

You have to earn it

10. How many times have you seen 94's Fantastic Four? (I've seen it twice on Youtube...should had been put out on dvd...it's watchable...in that b movie way)

I've seen it twice. Once when I was really young, and once a few years ago.

You have ignored my questions. Now when I win hype survivor, I shall trash the title belt in the trash. Lolololololololololol.

I totally didn't see it, LOL! I sowwy

 

[Spider-Fan]

Watson over me? Seriously? Someone's lacking in his Survivor knowledge.

I forgot you were a runner-up before! My bad

 

[enterthemadness]

Hey irrelevance, you're talking again. That's a no-no!

.....no-no rhymes with boo-boo....

 

[The Original Bamfer]

.....no-no rhymes with boo-boo....

No... it doesn't.

 

[enterthemadness]

Thanks for answering my questions! Still trashing the title when I win it lol...

 

[enterthemadness]

No... it doesn't.

I'll make it rhyme in a rap song...

Spider-Fan, doesn't no no rhyme with boo boo?

 

[Spider-Fan]

I'll make it rhyme in a rap song...

Spider-Fan, doesn't no no rhyme with boo boo?

Not even slightly. The "oh" sound doesn't in anyway sound like the "oo" sound.

 

[Kane52630]

Top five favorite comedians of all time and why?

List 5 movie titles that associate with 5 hypesters.

If you could have on TV sitcom house as your real home, which show would you pick?

I'll make it rhyme in a rap song...

Spider-Fan, doesn't no no rhyme with boo boo?

 

[enterthemadness]

Lololol Kane!!!!

 

[Spider-Fan]

Top five favorite comedians of all time and why?

I don't follow comedians, much. Not big on watching stand up. I mostly watch comedians in movies. But, I would say George Carlin and Bill Hicks would be 2 people who's comedy I have most followed.

List 5 movie titles that associate with 5 hypesters.

Stranger Than Fiction - Lord Valumart
Avatar - Kane52630
The Terminator - Kalel114 (destroyer of bots!)
Star Wars - Erzengel
The Candidate - Marx

If you could have on TV sitcom house as your real home, which show would you pick?

I would pick Seinfeld because they have stupid discussions all the time, and get into crazy stuff

 

[Spider-Aziz]

The Simpsons or Family Guy?

 

[Spider-Fan]

The Simpsons or Family Guy?

I think Family Guy in its prime has funnier moments, but The Simpsons in its prime was a better show. The stories back in the good days of The Simpsons were much better than Family Guy. But, Family Guy is funnier.

The Simpsons today suck, however

 

[Byrd Man]

Favorite historical figure and why?

Favorite US president and why?

If you could go back in time and witness one historical event, what would it be and why?

 

[Spider-Fan]

I am a former history major, so I will LOVE THESE!!!

Favorite historical figure and why?

So many to choose from, but my pick goes to Julius Caeser. Everything about him is facinating. His Trio, conquest of Rome, assassination, etc. I think Caesar is a fascinating figure, and one of the few men ever who tried to take a corrupt government down with his own resources, and nearly succeed. History has demonized Caesar as a tyrant, but examine the Roman Senators. These were awful and corrupt people who were exploiting the public. Caesar was actully making things more even. So, Caesar!!!

Favorite US president and why?

Thomas Jefferson. He had a chance to basically descend our government into a dictatorship and have John Adams and various advisors put in jail, and he didn't do it. He set a great precedent and maintained the position's respectibility...at least for a while. Plus, he was a man who would do what was right for the nation, even if he felt like it went against his own politics. We need more people like that in government. But, sadly...our gov't is beyond saving IMO.

If you could go back in time and witness one historical event, what would it be and why?

This is an incredible power. So many options. I'd go with America's victory of England being official. Seeing a colony of people do the impossible and win would be something to behold. The promise of a new nation, and the joy people had to feel when they won. I would like to see that.

 

[Byrd Man]

Excellent that I finally have another history buff to ask these questions to.

Favorite president of the 19th century and why?
Besides Lincoln!

Favorite president of the 20th century and why?

 

[Spider-Fan]

Excellent that I finally have another history buff to ask these questions to.

Favorite president of the 19th century and why?
Besides Lincoln!

Lincoln is a man I am torn on. Yes, he brought the union together in its most divided period and made progress in ending slavery, but by all rights, the South had the right to leave the union. I don't agree with the South's practices, but they had the right to leave.

Well, Jefferson was a 19th century President But after Jefferson, it's really tough. There was a lot of bad presidents in that era. I might just say Andrew Jackson, just because the man was totally insane!!!

Favorite president of the 20th century and why?

For the 20th Century, I have to go with JFK. While the man was VERY flawed and made a ton of mistakes as President, I give him props for doing what he felt was right for the nation, and I do think this is partly why he was assassinated. While many other presidents did more for the nation than JFK did in their time as president, I feel like JFK was doing it for the right reasons. Unlike just about all other presidents lately, who have been serving corporate and militaristic interests and ruining the nation.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I love that you're a history Major. I'm a bit of a history guy too!

The South had a right to leave but do you believe that's something to really make torn on Lincoln? The best moves aren't sometimes the right one.

And JFK had sex with Marilyn Monroe therefore he wins at life.

Worst President of the 19th century and why?

Worst of the 20th century and why?

Favorite decision the US made(that doesn't have to do with The America Revolution)?

Worst decision the US made?

 

[Byrd Man]

Damn you for taking some of my questions!

I'll just pose this one:

Was the US right to use the atomic bomb?
If so, why? If not, why?

 

[BizarroAids]

What did you think of the sample score for Captain America?

Will you be purchasing the 90's version on DVD?

Any chance you'll get the game?

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Damn you for taking some of my questions!

I'll just pose this one:

Was the US right to use the atomic bomb?
If so, why? If not, why?

That's a great question though Byrd. I look forward Spider-Fan's answer.

 

[Spider-Fan]

I love that you're a history Major. I'm a bit of a history guy too!

The South had a right to leave but do you believe that's something to really make torn on Lincoln? The best moves aren't sometimes the right one.

I understand why he made the decision to invade the South, and that is a case where I am glad that I wasn't in charge at the time. But, I do think invasion of the South did raise the question of how much control does the government have over us? This is why I am torn. I know all the things about the South and why the invasion happened, but at the same time...it is scary that the gov't, when it doesn't like something, can just swoop in and take you down.

And JFK had sex with Marilyn Monroe therefore he wins at life.

This is very true

Worst President of the 19th century and why?

All of them, LOL! Seriously, the vast majority of these presidents outside of Jefferson, Lincoln, and Jackson were mostly lame ducks who didn't do much. Most of them were also EXTREMELY corrupt!

Worst of the 20th century and why?

Warren G. Harding! He was a waste of a President. It is bad when during prohibition, you get caught by the cops for having a distillery across the street from the White House (the President's secret stash)

Not to mention all the scanadals, corruption, etc. He was just...so bad it hurts.

Favorite decision the US made(that doesn't have to do with The America Revolution)?

The Constitution. It is a great document, and one I think we have strayed from far too much. We started with too weak of a central gov't (Articles of Confederation), but now the central gov't is far too powerful. It needs to be shrunk down.

Worst decision the US made?

How long do you want this list? I'm going to make this list mostly contemporary:

All the trade agreements that have destroyed manufacturing in the US (making us slaves to rising college prices and demoting us to lowly jobs like cashiers and such), going into Iraq (thus costing us billions of dollars that has helped tarnish the economy), Vietnam, etc. Also, allowing the central gov't to grow far too large.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Damn you for taking some of my questions!

I'll just pose this one:

Was the US right to use the atomic bomb?
If so, why? If not, why?

DEAD WRONG!!! Not so much using the bomb itself, but who we bombed. We killed CIVILIANS!!! When Japan attacked us, they attacked a military base. Few civilians died. Servicemen died, which is still bad but at least they were military people. Not women, children, babies, etc! We can't even now how many died in that bombing, and it sickens me we did that to civilians.

What did you think of the sample score for Captain America?

I actually have yet to listen to it

Will you be purchasing the 90's version on DVD?

I do want it!!! I will watch it, laugh at it, then see the better movie

Any chance you'll get the game?

I will def rent it. Not yet sure if I will buy it.