Advice and Relationships Again: A Hypester's Tale

[Dreadstar]

I would pursue a relationship with comicgirl, but given the age diff, thats not going to happen. Since she is renting, I would date her for 3 months and if things moved along swimmingly, I would ask her to move in with me! After all, she likes it when an older man takes care of her and does everything for her.

 

[Erzengel]

And of course you wouldn't pursue a relationship with her because you are "deeply committed" to the other girl.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

A lot of us here have been getting sex on a regular basis.

Seriously. I think im the only one in this thread that is still a virgin. And frankly, I'd rather be that than a Dreadstar style creeper.

 

[Dark Raven]

Whenever Dreadstar appears in this thread, it's like discussing relationships on a soap where everything is in the realm of fiction. We have plenty of other threads for that in the TV section.

 

[Dreadstar]

And of course you wouldn't pursue a relationship with her because you are "deeply committed" to the other girl.

I am just as committed as she is since SHE IS MOVING AWAY NEXT SUMMER! How is this a commitment from HER??? Plus the fact that she abandoned her husband of 9 years because he lost his eye sight due to type 1 diabetes! Again I ask, HOW does this show commitment on her part?
I am doing what needs to be done!

Comicgirl is not going anywhere, so I would commit to her easily! NO worries.

 

[steintym]

I dont CARE if alcohol is required to get into this chicks pants. I dont CARE if she is not right in the head, its not her head I care about!!! ALL that matters

REPEAT:

ALL THAT MATTERS

is giving her a good dicking, thats it!

HOLY HANNAH! Are you people that clueless??? GO OUT IN THE REAL WORLD AND GET LAID!

I will be the one getting me some, you people can stand around and debate whats right, her metal state, and all that other BS.

Wow Dreadstar, settle down ...





Don't get your panties in a bunch ...

 

[Anita18]

So I guess we can add Dreadstar to the list of people who won't do long-distance relationships.

And seriously, you can't use your awesome manipulation tactics to change her mind?

 

[Erzengel]

I am just as committed as she is since SHE IS MOVING AWAY NEXT SUMMER! How is this a commitment from HER??? Plus the fact that she abandoned her husband of 9 years because he lost his eye sight due to type 1 diabetes! Again I ask, HOW does this show commitment on her part?
I am doing what needs to be done!

Comic chick is not going anywhere, so I would commit to her easily! NO worries.

So all this blubbering you were doing a week ago when she called it quits was for what?

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

I dont CARE if alcohol is required to get into this chicks pants. I dont CARE if she is not right in the head, its not her head I care about!!! ALL that matters

REPEAT:

ALL THAT MATTERS

is giving her a good dicking, thats it!

HOLY HANNAH! Are you people that clueless??? GO OUT IN THE REAL WORLD AND GET LAID!

I will be the one getting me some, you people can stand around and debate whats right, her metal state, and all that other BS.

I've done that. I wouldn't buy any furniture for it either because frankly sex is sex.

Frankly none of these women seem like they are anything to write home about. Why waste all the time and money? I mean getting laid is great, but it's hardly the end all be all of existence.

I think I may have been able to get some Friday, perhaps from a pretty classy, hot lady, but I turned it down...

...do you know why?

Because I needed to go to work the next morning, and that's infinitely more important to me. I'll have another shot I'm sure. If not, no biggie. There will be other girls.

Most of us here have shown the capacity to get laid, and many have shown the ability to get it routinely.

I have the 'relationship' you have with Comic Girl with like, I dunno, thirty women or so. Maybe more. It's not a big deal. It's not even a little deal.

As for your relationship with the "fling", that sounds like something I'd avoid entirely. Of course I don't have the performance issues you speak of.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

I am just as committed as she is since SHE IS MOVING AWAY NEXT SUMMER! How is this a commitment from HER??? Plus the fact that she abandoned her husband of 9 years because he lost his eye sight due to type 1 diabetes! Again I ask, HOW does this show commitment on her part?
I am doing what needs to be done!

Comic chick is not going anywhere, so I would commit to her easily! NO worries.

Then I don't get why you're spending any money on her at all. It's like you're investing in a condemned house.

Wow Dreadstar, settle down ...





Don't get your panties in a bunch ...

Wins thread.

 

[steintym]

Wins thread.

 

[knowsbleed]

Lawdy lawdy... I hope someone shoots me if I'm 50 and all I can worry about is providing a "good dicking".

 

[The Guard]

It is like Batman! How come he can take down Darksied, but struggles with the Joker?

Batman tends to take down both...

Is anyone else here wondering whether its possible for someone to rape their imaginary friend?

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I am just as committed as she is since SHE IS MOVING AWAY NEXT SUMMER! How is this a commitment from HER??? Plus the fact that she abandoned her husband of 9 years because he lost his eye sight due to type 1 diabetes! Again I ask, HOW does this show commitment on her part?
I am doing what needs to be done!

Comic chick is not going anywhere, so I would commit to her easily! NO worries.

Well, maybe she's hoping in a year you two will be in a serious enough relationship that you'll move with her. My girlfriend moved across the country just over a year after we started dating, but she wasn't going to move if I wasn't coming with her and I did. Plus it's a year away a lot can happen in that time.

I am really glad you're posting like this again though because I get to say I told you so! I knew Comic Girl would be back within a week of getting back together with Fling Girl. So are your plans still on with Vacation Girl, Fling Girl should be on her selffish trip soon right, the one she's taking that's basically asking you to cheat.

 

[Anita18]

Well, maybe she's hoping in a year you two will be in a serious enough relationship that you'll move with her. My girlfriend moved across the country just over a year after we started dating, but she wasn't going to move if I wasn't coming with her and I did. Plus it's a year away a lot can happen in that time.

I am really glad you're posting like this again though because I get to say I told you so! I knew Comic Girl would be back within a week of getting back together with Fling Girl. So are your plans still on with Vacation Girl, Fling Girl should be on her selffish trip soon right, the one she's taking that's basically asking you to cheat.

Hey, I'm sure hopeful and I also said the same thing!

Not that it was a very risky prediction or anything.

 

[terry78]

Hey, I'm sure hopeful and I also said the same thing!

Not that it was a very risky prediction or anything.

Yeah, but this time it was a man saying it. So it matters.

 

[Dreadstar]

Vacation girl is done! Not going to see her, she is out of the picture.

 

[mikey1974]

This thread is like a trainwreck I don't want to see it, but I can't look away.

everytime i look in here, i have a beer. then i read what Dreadstar posts,and i need the other 5 in the six-pack.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Vacation girl is done! Not going to see her, she is out of the picture.

Blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while, I guess...

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Again I say, ALL her friends were in the same room when guys were biting her ass/grabbing her/etc and NONE of them was pulling her away because she likes that.

GOT IT?

Got it. She has **** friends. Understood.

ALL her female friends are creepers? REALLY??? Give me a freakin break! She is submissive, she LOVES marching orders, she LOVES the attention of older men, she loves pleasing older guys, like me!

Yeah, people can get pretty messed up. I mean, I know a girl who LOVES crack.

Why does she love crack? Cause she's in an incredibly bad place. She has problems, issues. And eventually it's gonna lead to incredibly bad things for her, and she's going to do things she regrets.

Similarly, if a girl loves ****ting her body around to older men and 'pleasing' them, she is in an incredibly bad place. She has problems, issues. And eventually it's going to lead to incredibly bad things for her and she's going to to things she regrets - like sleeping with you...

I dont CARE if alcohol is required to get into this chicks pants. I dont CARE if she is not right in the head, its not her head I care about!!! ALL that matters

REPEAT:

ALL THAT MATTERS

is giving her a good dicking, thats it!

HOLY HANNAH! Are you people that clueless??? GO OUT IN THE REAL WORLD AND GET LAID!

I will be the one getting me some, you people can stand around and debate whats right, her metal state, and all that other BS.

Your disgusting. Your attitude towards women is horrendous, and the reason you're alone is that you are incapable of caring about other human beings even 10% as much as you care about your pathetic self.

Keep it up though.

It's obviously getting you what you want.

I mean, you're 50 and still 'getting some' right? That's the dream baby! THAT'S THE DREAM!

P.S. It's probably a good thing you don't show you're face online, and keep up your 'secret identity'. If anyone in your life read the things you say on here, I doubt they'd stick around you.

Yes, i will admit, I HAVE FAILED at giving a good dicking to comic chick! I have failed! but there is yet hope!

You do not see this as a good thing, but one of my strong points is getting people to do what I want. (Manipulation tactics). Its not good or bad, it just is!

Manipulation takes intelligence and a way with words. You have neither. So far the only manipulation tactic i've seen you employ is alcohol... and that's not manipulation, that's just drugging someone.

There are other females in our little group, NONE of them want or encourage that type of attention. Got it? NONE!

So all of her other 'friends' aren't disturbed like she is. They all look at you and see a creep, even if she doesn't.

Seriously. I think im the only one in this thread that is still a virgin. And frankly, I'd rather be that than a Dreadstar style creeper.

I'd marry you in a heartbeat over having to even be in the same room as Dreadstar!

Wow Dreadstar, settle down ...

Don't get your panties in a bunch ...

Hey, I'm sure hopeful and I also said the same thing!

Not that it was a very risky prediction or anything.

Yeah I think I was trying to take bets

Vacation girl is done! Not going to see her, she is out of the picture.

Wait... there's another girl now?

 

[Schlosser85]

ALL THAT MATTERS
is giving her a good dicking, thats it!

I can honestly say I've never heard sex described...that way...before.

 

[Speedball]

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

I rank higher than a potential rapist. At least I got that going for me.

 

[AndrewGilkison]

Is Dreadstar for real? This has to be some fan fiction **** he's writing for us. Has to be!

 

[hopefuldreamer]

I'd prefer to think so... but this has been going on so long! If it's fake, whoever is running this joke has some serious committment, and forgot to put in a punch line.