Dragon
No Way as Way
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The Corman film is wooden and amateurish. Rebecca Staab was good as Sue (at least as good as Alba) as was the guy playing Johnny, but everyone else was just awful.
Morphing the Mole Man into "The Jeweler", again awful.
Dr. Doom's muffled dialogue and terrycloth hood and cape, awful.
Doom's cartoonishly effeminate henchman/doctor giving Reed his syringe and saying "Here; (pout) draw your own blood." - Awful.
And I won't go into the terrible costuming and FX, since those can be (presumably) be blamed on the $42 budget.
But I'll never forget reading the article in Film Threat back in '92 about the production, and the picture of the grinning wardrobe guy holding up those embarrassing FF suits - Sue's "4" was actually tucked under her belt!
Awful, awful, awful.
Dude- all of the above you mentioned was due to budget constraints. EVERY ONE. My question was ASIDE from the budget.
Why do you think Doom's suit was so cheap? Why do you think the Moleman became The Jeweler? Do you think someone said The Jeweler would be a superior villain? Do you think someone said Doom's costume looks like it should be nylon and terry cloth? Do you think someone said the FF's suits should look homemade? That they shouldn't re-record and amplify Doom's voice? ALL DUE TO BUDGET LIMITATIONS.
And you even give more credit than I did with kudos to Jay North, who I thought was only passable casting for Johnny.
And again, I say Joseph Culp looked far better- more handsome and menacing than McMahon.
Fox's first FF film has many, many flaws, but it's nowhere near the not-even-laughable cheese-fest of the Corman film.
Flaws and all, FF1 is a real movie, one that millions watched and enjoyed, even if it wasn't the LOTR calibre blockbuster we'd all hoped it would be.
But I've met very few fans who could even sit all the way through Corman's film. Including me. I had to watch it in painful sections.
Fox's FF1 is at least watchable.
Corman's FF wouldn't even make decent fodder for Mystery Science Theater 3000.
In my opinion.
You continue to miss my point. But honestly, it's all trivia, so in the end it doesn't really matter.