All-Time Worst Movie Quotes

[Dwarf lord]

The frog lightning thing from X-Men

 

[vibeke_T]

Originally posted by That-Guy
I have to say the worst line ever uttered on film had to be from the movie Boiler Room where Giavanni Ribisi says to his girlfriend:

"I need some chocolate love."


I got stoned after I saw that with a friend and we spent hours repeating that line and laughing our ass off about it.

WAAAA? Thats the best line ever!

 

[Obi-Ron]

Originally posted by wareagle
You're right...MAN-BEETLEJUICE sounds better.

You made me snarf my coffee, wareagle!

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

Originally posted by Savage
"I KICK ARSE FOR THE LORD!!! "-some maniacal kung fu priest in some ******ed zombie movie...

do not speak ill of dead alive

 

[Kable24]

Blade 1 at the end when Blade tells Frost "Some FotherMucker is always trying to ski up a hill" Or words to that affect.

Storms frog line in X-Men

Spider-Man "We'll meet again Spider-Man"

 

[The Green Goblin]

Anakin Skywalker: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask.
[uncomfortable pause] <------.

Bleeecchh!

 

[Savage]

Originally posted by the_ultimate_evil
do not speak ill of dead alive

lol. Oh yeah, that's it. Now the other bad memories are flooding through my head. .....God, it's amazing what I'll watch at 4 in the morning.

Blade 1 at the end when Blade tells Frost "Some FotherMucker is always trying to ski up a hill" Or words to that affect.

What? That's like the best line of all time! Hell anything Blade says comes out pure gold.

 

[Scott's Girl]

"I think she heard you" HPSS
Toad/Lightning thing from X1

 

[Gimili]

From Battlefield Earth:

Tribesman: (on the air pilot simulation he's doing) It's just like backing a horse.

 

[DDRSkata]

Originally posted by wareagle
From "Batman"

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Beetlejuice-Man: Let me tell you about this guy I know. Jack. Bad seed. Mean. Hurt people.

(The Joker: I like him already). <---- see that's good.

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Beetlejuice-Man-: You want to get nuts? Come on! Lets get nuts!

that's not. ^

Hey, I like that part.

 

[DDRSkata]

Every line in House Of The Dead
Most lines in Attack Of The Clones, especially that line about sand. *shudders*
Every line in Phantom Menace
Every line in Batman & Robin
Everything that comes out of Two Face and Riddler's mouths in Batman Forever

 

[benwad934]

Even though I really liked the rest of the movie, I hate when the stupid girl says "Freddy died by fire, Jason by water, how can we use that?" In Freddy vs Jason. God I hate that line.

 

[Daredevil-1]

Spider-Man has some terrible, terrible lines...and you don't really realize just how many until they're all gathered here...

 

[Doomed_hero]

Almost the whole script of Spider-Man was bad execpt for one line, " No matter what I do, the people I love are the ones that get hurt."


The worst two I can think of that the general public over used and sould not have in the first place are.

" I'm the king of the world"-Titanic

AND THE WORST

WAZZZZZZZZUP


Heard smarter talk from a mute man.

 

[Gamera]

i gotta say
this thread is awesome

 

[Savage]

Originally posted by Doomed_hero
Almost the whole script of Spider-Man was bad execpt for one line, " No matter what I do, the people I love are the ones that get hurt."


The worst two I can think of that the general public over used and sould not have in the first place are.

" I'm the king of the world"-Titanic

AND THE WORST

WAZZZZZZZZUP


Heard smarter talk from a mute man.

LOL! God that's so true.

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Yea the Spidey script sucked so much that the movie grossed 400+ million dollars

 

[The Hero]

"SLEEEEEEEEEEP"-Spider-Man

 

[Rizor]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Yea the Spidey script sucked so much that the movie grossed 400+ million dollars

You do know that scripts have little to do with box office. That's why horrible films manage to do so well and get sequel after sequel. Not that SM was horrible, but it did have some bad dialogue.

 

[LadyVader]

"It's the car right? Chicks love the car."

Batman would never utter a line that stupid. Not to mention that he would never use the word "chicks". At least I hope so!

 

[Scott's Girl]

Originally posted by Doomed_hero
Almost the whole script of Spider-Man was bad execpt for one line, " No matter what I do, the people I love are the ones that get hurt."


The worst two I can think of that the general public over used and sould not have in the first place are.

" I'm the king of the world"-Titanic

AND THE WORST

WAZZZZZZZZUP


Heard smarter talk from a mute man.

not to forget:
"I'll Be Back"
lmao

 

[Kable24]

Originally posted by LadyVader
"It's the car right? Chicks love the car."

Batman would never utter a line that stupid. Not to mention that he would never use the word "chicks". At least I hope so!

Actually, that was Robin who said that.

It's the car, chicks dig the car.

 

[hippie_hunter]

From Army of Darkness:

"I know I am bad, but I feel so good"

Hearing that line made me change the channel, Army of Darkness was just too corny

 

[WallCrawl]

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within: "Oh, it's warm."

 

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
Savage, i think that's from Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter.

Please don't tell me thats an actual movie.