All-Time Worst Movie Quotes

[Daredevil-1]

Originally posted by Archangel
"We're not safe awake or asleep!" - Kia(?) Freddy VS Jason

Apparently Jason is against killing people in their sleep...

You moron, "asleep" was referring to Freddy!

 

[Jspider13]

Originally posted by fireman9586
"Alright, everyone....chill" - Freeze, B and R

That line kicked ass.

Arnold was the best thing that happened in that movie.

 

[Daredevil-1]

"Wat killed da dyno-sores? De Ice Aaage!!!!" Ahnold, Batman and Robin

"Wait, Jason was killed by water, Freddy by fire, how can we use that?" The best part is that everyone just ignores her when she says that, as if they themselves know how lame it is.

"Justice is served." Affleck from Daredevil. I love the movie, but for some reason that line always makes me cringe.

 

[Max Shrek]

Originally posted by Matt
Worst video game line ever

Girl: Where are we going?

Arc: We'll just keep flying until we run out of gas.

----LAst line of Resident Evil Gun Survivor

Reminds me of the last line of The Thing.

 

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
Reminds me of the last line of The Thing.

But that line kicked ass. I can't remember it clearly though.

 

[The Ghoul]

"ah! the hellspawn in his larva stage, now listen you'll start going through some changes, you'll get hair in funny places then you'll start thinking about girls" Clownie/ Violator in Spawn

 

[Motown Marvel]

Originally posted by Obi-Ron
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning?"

~~ZAP~~

"The same thing that happens to everything else"

GUH! **shudder** i cringe every time that line approaches and i pray it doesnt happen!! great film, but why david hayter, why?

 

[Archangel]

Originally posted by Daredevil-1
You moron, "asleep" was referring to Freddy!

...Obviously, but just because Freddy only kills people while they're asleep doesn't mean that Jason only kills people if they are awake.

 

[LadyVader]

The dumbest thing ever uttered in a movie has got to be:

"Eddie: Let's get the hell outta here, Snake. I think I hear one of them silent alarms."

Followed closely by:

"Snake and Eddie are riding in the hi-jacked police car; and Eddie is coming up to the two main Airport signs
Eddie: Okay, we gotta pick a road. Arrivals or departures? We're arriving, but then we're departing. Which one, Snake?"

 

[The Green Goblin]

I like him but....every George Strait line in Pure Country.

Now go on...get on out of here, before I...sue your ass so fast it'll make your head swim.

WTF? sue your ass?

 

[Danger Mouse]

"Messa Jar Jar Binks!"

 

[The Green Goblin]

LOL, that's for sure. ^

 

[That-Guy]

"You are...so beautiful" (Affleck to Garner in Daredevil)

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time" and closely by "I like the tuna" (Fast and the Furious)

EVERY line in FF: The Spirits Within

"Will you help me?" (George Clooney to every character at some point in Batman and Robin)

"In the real world when you kill people they die." (Antitrust)

 

[CFE]

Aunt May: DEEEEEELIVEEERRRRR UUUUUSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Goblin: Finish it....FINISH IT!!!!!!

Aunt May: FFFRRRRROOOOOOMMMM EEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Goblin: HA HA!!!!

 

[Honey Vibe]

CFE, just had to hit the nail right on the head didn't you

 

[ultimatefan]

Batman and Robin has tons of all-time worst lines.

- Hi Mr. Freeze, I´m Batman.

Robin - I want a batmobile!

Batman - That´s why Superman works alone.

Freeze - Hell is going to freeze!!

Batman Returns has one that still stings me in the head.

Batman just beat Catwoman.

Catwoman - How could you do this to me? I´m a woman!
Batman - Oh, I´m sorry...

(then she beats him)

Pearl Harbor

The kids:
- Home of the free.
- Land of the brave.

Affleck - God, you´re beautiful.

Later in the movie...

Affleck - God, you´re beautiful.

 

[The Green Goblin]

From "Batman"

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Beetlejuice-Man: Let me tell you about this guy I know. Jack. Bad seed. Mean. Hurt people.

(The Joker: I like him already). <---- see that's good.

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Beetlejuice-Man-: You want to get nuts? Come on! Lets get nuts!

that's not. ^

 

[Max Shrek]

Originally posted by Master Chief
But that line kicked ass. I can't remember it clearly though.

Childs: What are we gonna do?
MacReady: Why don't we just wait here for a while... see what happens.

But the coolest line was just before that...

Childs: How will we make it?
MacReady: Maybe we shouldn't.

I love this film.

 

[That-Guy]

Originally posted by COMICFILMEXPERT
Aunt May: DEEEEEELIVEEERRRRR UUUUUSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Goblin: Finish it....FINISH IT!!!!!!

Aunt May: FFFRRRRROOOOOOMMMM EEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Goblin: HA HA!!!!

Good one. I love Spider-Man but boy, did that movie have some bad lines.


Here are some more:

"PANCAKES! PANCAKES!" (Cabin Fever)

"I'm a director. I direct." (Scream 3)

 

[Dr.Dude]

Originally posted by wareagle
From "Batman"

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Beetlejuice-Man: Let me tell you about this guy I know. Jack. Bad seed. Mean. Hurt people.

(The Joker: I like him already). <---- see that's good.

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Beetlejuice-Man-: You want to get nuts? Come on! Lets get nuts!

that's not. ^

I agree about the line being somewhat "Whaaaaaaat...?" if you get my meaning, but your habit of calling him "Beetlejuice man" is acting scarily similar to Mr. Parker...

 

[The Green Goblin]

Originally posted by Dr.Dude
I agree about the line being somewhat "Whaaaaaaat...?" if you get my meaning, but your habit of calling him "Beetlejuice man" is acting scarily similar to Mr. Parker...

You're right...MAN-BEETLEJUICE sounds better.

 

[Savage]

Originally posted by ultimatefan
Batman Returns has one that still stings me in the head.

Batman just beat Catwoman.

Catwoman - How could you do this to me? I´m a woman!
Batman - Oh, I´m sorry...

(then she beats him)

LOL! I don't think Bats can tell the difference anymore.

 

[Savage]

"My nuts"-Raul Julia-Overdrawn at the Memory Bank...MST3K

 

[Savage]

"I KICK ARSE FOR THE LORD!!! "-some maniacal kung fu priest in some ******ed zombie movie...

 

[Max Shrek]

Savage, i think that's from Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter.