Are there any banned Members that you kind of miss? - Part 4

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Why? The guy is an *******. Every post i've seen from him is obnoxious.
 
Let's get JAL to come back and see what happens. :p
 
Was there something truly wrong with thebumwhowalks? His posts always seemed so erratic from what I've read.
 
The self proclaimed Jessica Alba's Lover.

From The Hype Encyclopedia

J Alba's Lover (JAL) - True to his username, he's a huge fan of everything Jessica Alba. He's also one of three posters o have over 100,000 posts.

He is known for his "outbursts" when angered about people saying anything negative about him, or Jessica Alba. This usually has a mod admonishing everyone but temporary banning JAL for his actions.

He has spoken in the past about a past "love" whom he slowed danced with and shared his first kiss. He later alleges that this was a 14 year old Jessica Alba. While many do not believe it, he refuses to provide any proof because people would still not believe him.

Early on JAL use to post anything about Alba do to constant ridicule by the posters of SHH. However, because most of the posters have moved on from SHH, he has found newer, younger posters who encourage his obssessive, persona towards Jessica Alba.

One of his stories included him getting turned away by Alba, and then trying to sneak in to see her. When her he was thrown out by security, he spat on and kicked a homeless man. He also had a Maury-like situation at work where he thought he got a girl pregnant and had a few cyber-sex incidents with several members on the hype. He later changed his name to The Apatow Crew and was banned after his 10th infraction.

Had a pathological hatred of the film series Paranormal Activity.
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I'd assume not as he never could resist acting smug about stuff and his Alba obsession is usually a give away. I'd assume if he was back then he'd have bragged about it to somebody by now.
 
LibidoLoca said:
Is Superman Earth 1 JAL?
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No long ago I went by Tony Montana, All-Star Superman (or A.S.S) and Ultimate Superman. However one day I wrongfully got mad asked C. Lee to just deactivate all my names. I was here when this place first started I just dont post as much anymore.
 
Yeah he would often fly off the handle over absolutely nothing. It was really weird.
 
I'm Old Greg on prob banned...can't say I didn't see that one coming.
 
Whiskey Tango said:
it's all a conspirecy by those sociopathic corperate creatins!
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Every time he incorrectly spelled cretins, I had to fight the impulse to reply with the clip from Monsters Inc; namely, the one where Mike talks with the other character on how to properly pronounce it.
 
Ummm..... who the **** is I'm Old Greg?
 
And we see why he's taking a vacation.
 
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