Aunt May's Cosy Kitchen

[Crimson Dynamo]

Here's the place to discuss our beloved (and slightly sexy) Aunt May.
She's the number one babe in Peter Parker's life - she was there before Mary Jane and Gwen Stacy, she kicks ass in the kitchen AND the superhero battlefield too.

What's her role in Spider-Man 3?

Will she be sporting a new 'do?

What new fashions will she be debuting?

Will there be a new man (or men ) in her life?

Which brand of incontinence pants does she recommend?

 

[lordofthenerds]

This is all I care about a Peter, MJ, and Aunt May threesome!

 

[Crimson Dynamo]

This is all I care about a Peter, MJ, and Aunt May threesome!

You disgusting pervert. Have some respect.


Meanwhile, here's a smokin' picture of May in her per-iiime:

Uncle Ben will be spinning in his grave!!

 

[christpunchers]

She looks really wholesome... wish i could see how she was when she was my age (20).

 

[Crimson Dynamo]

She looks really wholesome... wish i could see how she was when she was my age (20).

She was still probably too old for you!

 

[christpunchers]

Now wheres that time machine?

 

[Spiderpig]

She's perfect and waaaay out of my league.

I'd love to see her dressed as a bumble-bee like the old lady who collects for charity in our town centre. She always makes me put my hand in my pocket.

 

[ARBH]

This is by far, the most interesting, if not slightly disturbing thread I have seen on here.

 

[carnomlio]

i hear ya. her roll well probably be to help peter and probably go old lady on sandman or harry.

 

[Gladiator]

This is by far, the most interesting, if not slightly disturbing thread I have seen on here.

I would have to agree.

 

[Nebins]

Maybe she'll find out Peter is Spider-man in this one

 

[freelancer]

I bet she already knows that Pete is Spider-Man. All we need is the scene where they have 'the talk'.

 

[Crimson Dynamo]

This is by far, the most interesting, if not slightly disturbing thread I have seen on here.

I agree.

 

[Crimson Dynamo]

I bet she already knows that Pete is Spider-Man. All we need is the scene where they have 'the talk'.

I agree.

 

[Frenzy]

I bet she already knows that Pete is Spider-Man. All we need is the scene where they have 'the talk'.

Thta's what I think too

 

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ugh.

 

[The Kid]

I don't be knowing much about elders but she's been nothing but excellent in the movies.

I hope She and venom become good friends. That'll get under spidey's skin, maybe make him want to break something...

 

[Pagrebo]

SO SO SO SO SO SO
WRONG!

 

[Crimson Dynamo]

Are you allowed to advertise smileys in your posts?

 

[Pagrebo]

Are you allowed to advertise smileys in your posts?

Please tell me I didn't break ANOTHER pointless rule on these boards. I don't think I can go on living being this rebellious wildman I've become!!

 

[Crimson Dynamo]

Please tell me I didn't break ANOTHER pointless rule on these boards. I don't think I can go on living being this rebellious wildman I've become!!

Ha ha! Just giving you a heads-up fella.

 

[Pagrebo]

Ha ha! Just giving you a heads-up fella.

Actually, those aren't smileys. They are actual footage shot from Aunt May's kitchen, featuring Venom(notice the protruding tongue), Sandman(splitting himself in two), and the new GG2 suit(that's the green one in the first post). I have this on the utmost of authority, though I can't tell you who. But I'm 100% certain that either: (a)this is true, or (b)I have no clue what I'm talking about.

Either way, I can claim to be on topic.

 

[Jubba]

What if Aunt May gets the symbiote for a night?!?! What craziness would she get up to? She might not want to give it up if it returns some mobility to her life. Think on that....

 

[Spiderpig]

What if Aunt May gets the symbiote for a night?!?! What craziness would she get up to? She might not want to give it up if it returns some mobility to her life. Think on that....

She'd probably just have a quiet night in.

 

[Jubba]

She'd probably just have a quiet night in.

Haha, you're probably right. Maybe she would use the symbiote's tendrils to pour herself some tea and massage her feet.