Batman-****e

[Zilleraut #66]

In print or on screen, everyone needs to kneel before Adam West. I hear he charges an extra $10 at autograph sessions to let people smell his fingers.

 

[ToddIsDead]

I lost a lot of respect for Adan West when he started charging 60 bucks for an autographed color photo...

 

[Red Mask]

He really is a pimp, ain't he?

Hate the game, not the player. Fandom made him a sex hero because we want to see him with women.

 

[Joker]

I think the thing with Punisher is just bad writing. If it were up to me, he'd remain celibate for the duration of his vigilante career.

No, I think him still having sex makes sense. The thing is, he has no emotional attatchment to any of the women he does it with, for him it's purely physical to relieve tension, because if you don't do that, your body isn't going to like it much, especially when you're under the constant stress of fighting a one man war on crime.

 

[ToddIsDead]

No, I think him still having sex makes sense. The thing is, he has no emotional attatchment to any of the women he does it with, for him it's purely physical to relieve tension, because if you don't do that, your body isn't going to like it much, especially when you're under the constant stress of fighting a one man war on crime.

That makes sense too. You've got to get some relief some time.

 

[Tojo]

Yeah, right now his definate hit list has been:

Catwoman
Talia
Silver St. Cloud

And it's possible he might have done it with Wonder Woman and I have the distinct feeling that him and Black Canary might hook up at some point.

Not that much of a ****e, but have no fear--when Grant Morrison hits the title, he plans to get Bats plenty of bootay.

Which title is Morrison doing?

 

[The BatDude]

he'll be writing Batman

 

[The BatDude]

BatMan-****e list
Catwoman
Silver St. Cloud
Poison Ivy
Dr. Chase Meridian
Batwoman (Kathy Kane)
Sasha Bordeaux
Talia al Ghul
Vicki Vale
Julie Madison
Zatanna
Linda Page
Shondra Kinsolving
Vesper Fairchild
and some Super Models

 

[Red Mask]

Gigalo. Bat-Gigalo.

 

[Prognosticator]

I just wanted to mark this thread, i'll come back and investigate with interest later.

 

[Kritish]

I think the thing with Punisher is just bad writing. If it were up to me, he'd remain celibate for the duration of his vigilante career.

Yeah, and Daredevil has always been a ****e.

 

[nite-owl]

hey Lord Siva, I said that quote in your sig not ToddisDead.

 

[Prognosticator]

I've seen the Iron Man ****e chart, and it's pretty hard to top, but I think Ollie has. He is the epitone of man-****es.

does someone have that chart handy?

 

[Prognosticator]

BatMan-****e list
Catwoman
Silver St. Cloud
Poison Ivy
Dr. Chase Meridian
Batwoman (Kathy Kane)
Sasha Bordeaux
Talia al Ghul
Vicki Vale
Julie Madison
Zatanna
Linda Page
Shondra Kinsolving
Vesper Fairchild
and some Super Models

Bats absolutely did NOT bang Ivy, Batman's got his standards for sure! And Zatanna??? Someone give me an issue # on that one! I don't think he nailed Batwoman either, that's just my impression. And what the last panel on OMAC #6?!?!? ...Batman was DEFINITELY giving Sasha-Robotica a pity kiss!! There's NO WAY he's attracted to her! That's like when the woman needs confidence or else she's going to commit suicide. So Batman basically kissed her to save her Robot ass!

 

[Prognosticator]

I don't think Vicki Vale falls into modern continuity of Batman's conquests.

 

[The BatDude]

Bats absolutely did NOT bang Ivy, Batman's got his standards for sure! And Zatanna??? Someone give me an issue # on that one! I don't think he nailed Batwoman either, that's just my impression. And what the last panel on OMAC #6?!?!? ...Batman was DEFINITELY giving Sasha-Robotica a pity kiss!! There's NO WAY he's attracted to her! That's like when the woman needs confidence or else she's going to commit suicide. So Batman basically kissed her to save her Robot ass!

Bats boned Ivy back in The Long Halloween. It was really Bruce but who cares.

 

[super85]

I don't think Vicki Vale falls into modern continuity of Batman's conquests.

She did appear,and dated Bruce Wayne in the early late 80s and early 90s comics,often written by Alan Grant and drawn by Norm Breyfogle. So I would say that Bruce has given some of that Batluuuv to Vicky in modern continuity.

 

[ToddIsDead]

hey Lord Siva, I said that quote in your sig not ToddisDead.

I just noticed that a few hours ago and pmed him. I wonder how that happened

 

[nite-owl]

I just noticed that a few hours ago and pmed him. I wonder how that happened

It's you trying to steal all my glory is in it

 

[Prognosticator]

Bats boned Ivy back in The Long Halloween. It was really Bruce but who cares.

I don't even remember Jeph alluding to that. She seduced him for sure! But her agenda might have been elsewhere.

 

[Prognosticator]

She did appear,and dated Bruce Wayne in the early late 80s and early 90s comics,often written by Alan Grant and drawn by Norm Breyfogle. So I would say that Bruce has given some of that Batluuuv to Vicky in modern continuity.

I stand corrected on the Vick-Vale issue. I was hit-and-miss with Batcomics in that era. I've only rediscovered many of them in the last few years.

 

[ToddIsDead]

It's you trying to steal all my glory is in it

You found out my master plan!

 

[Fledermaus]

I don't even remember Jeph alluding to that. She seduced him for sure! But her agenda might have been elsewhere.

Deep down inside her pants.

 

[Prognosticator]

Deep down inside her pants.

If bruce put his hand down her pants he'd probably prick himself on thorns & thistles, another reason her agenda would cause problems.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

I don't even remember Jeph alluding to that. She seduced him for sure! But her agenda might have been elsewhere.

Yeah, she was contracted by Carmine Falcone to seduce Wayne and let Falcone's stocks go into Gotham Bank (which Wayne is apparently a board member of). But, at the end of that issue, they show the both of them in a quansi-sexual position thing--they didn't come right out and SAY it, but you can definately imagine it happened.

As for Zantana, I believe that was in B:TAS, they didn't explicitly say it (it was on a children's cartoon, for Christ's sake), but the two were REALLY friendly at one point.