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"Well, We can't just give this thing to the police.. I mean, seriously. They wouldnt believe us that some puppet thing is causing all this nonsense" I reply.

"...And what was your plan then?" batman says grimly.

All 4 of us stay silent for a moment.

In reply, I say "One way or another, these guys will pay for their actions"

We then tie up the scared human guy with some sort of thing batman has.
 
I'm irritable. Haven't had enough sleep, and ended up yelling at a customer. Got berated by the boss again. Came so close to the brink of quitting.

A thought did cheer me up though... estimating the moolah I was gonna get from that little rock in my pocket.

I hear on the streets a man nicknamed Johnny Cash can give me a good deal. I'm supposed to find him in Alister's Bar & Grill, it's where he has his dinner every evening - like clockwork, I was told. Alister's Bar & Grill is a pretty fancy joint, apart from the smoking chimneys at the bar, the wood panelling, dangling lampshades and merune leather seats give a hint of luxury. I cross my fingers as I lay my eyes on the man.

He is a man of medium build, blonde hair with streaks of dirty gold. Dresses proper like a businessman. He has a napkin clipped to his throat, and is busy sawing a large piece of steak. Two burly men sit beside him - I'm guessing his muscle. I approach him but am stopped by a man from the next table - so I realise he has more than two protecting him.

"Where are you going Miss?" he asks.

"I have something Mr Cash over there might be interested in." I say, but Mr Cash doesn't bother to look up.

"Show it to me," says the guy. I'm a little hesistant, I'm just steps away from my customer - but I figure I'll do as I'm told. I lift the rock from out of my pocket, and he snatches it rudely from my hand. Examining the item.

Finally Mr Cash peers up from his 'engaging' dinner, "Let her sit." he says, and the guy nods, putting the rock on the table between me and him. He takes down his napkin, pulls out something that looks like a magnifying glass and studies the diamond. "You have more from where this came from?" he asks.

"If your business is profitable, I may get more." I promise. He grins and leans back on his chair.

"I'll offer you five hundred for this."

But I'm not pleased, such a rock could probably go for 10 grand in a fancy jewellery shop. "I could get a better price elsewhere," I say. And he laughs.

"My price is a good one toots, but I'll up it to one grand just because I like you."

I'm getting somewhere with this guy, I think... "Double it and I'll get you more."

He looks pleasantly surprised, "I like the way this dame works." he tells his men, they nod. "How do I know you won't disappear on me?"

I assure him, "I won't. You have a woman's honor."

And he laughs, "There is little honor in what you do to begin with." I shrug. He stares at the rock a while more. "A thousand and five hundred. And you get me more goods."

"A thousand eight hundred," I barter. He rubs his chin thoughtfully.

"Deal," he says, and shakes my hand. I believe we have the start to a productive partnership. This day ain't all bad.
 
I grab Dick's hand as he reaches down for the man.

"What did you mean by that?" I ask him quietly.

"We can't let him get away with what he does is what I mean," he replies impatiently.

I stare at him coldy for a moment, then reply.

"No,"

"But he's killed hundreds of people, maybe thousands if you think of all the things tied to his gang...it would be justice..."

I walk away from the tied up form of the vantrilliquist, so he can't catch my words.

"I don't kill," I reply shortly to Dick. He opens his mouth to reply but I cut him off.

"No discussion. He goes to the police."

"But it's like I said, who's going to believe some crazy guy who thinks his puppet is a mob boss is going to believe this is scareface?"

"They might not, but we can tie him to the murder of the two men in the alleyway. He's still holding the murder weapon," I reply pointing to the gun.

Dick's angry, I can tell, but he wouldn't understand. I can't kill anyone, even a man like this. He may have someone who still loves him, and I will not, EVER be responisble for creating the grief that I had to endure. I can't.

I start towards the beaten up payphone across the alleyway and kick the puppet lying sparled across the floor. It's wodden limps flop around like wet noodles. I bend down and pick it up. It's a small ganster puppet, complete with the 1930's style hat.

"DON'T TOUCH MR. SCAREFACE!" The vantrilliquist yells, squirming against his bonds.

"YA, GET UR HANDS OFF ME YA DAMN FREAK!" This guy is good, I barley see his throat move as he voices the dummy. It seems he has a special sort of split personality disorder, he brings his violent nature to life through his puppet. It's unusual, I'll have to do some reasearch on him. I toss the lifeless toy aside, and he gives a strangled cry, then starts voicing explanitives at me in his mobster voice.

"Stick to stage shows," I reply, "You're pretty good."

I dial the police, reporting a murder, and then leave the phone hanging, they'll get a trace quick enough. I walk back to the vantrilliquist and scribble a quick note and leave it next to him. Explaining to the police that this is the mobster scareface. I doubt if they'll believe me, but they can't miss the murder.

"Well...," Dick says after a moment, "this wasn't bad teamwork huh?"

I turn back to him quickly, "There is no team. I work alone."

"But...,"

"No discussion." I can't have a partner. He doesn't understand. I can put myself in danger, but I won't endanger others. If someone died because of me.....no, no I just can't.

"The answer is no, I'm sorry....." I play dumb, pretending to not know his name. Dick doesn't know my identity, and I plan to keep it that way.

"Nightwing," he responds.

"I'm sorry Nightwing. But I don't take partners."

Dick looks away for a moment, then responds slowly, "Fine...but..." he turns back to say something, but I'm already gone.

He stands in dark alleway for a moment, as the soft drizzle of rain mists down on him. The sounds of sirens grow louder as the cars grow nearer, and he too slowly fades off into the shadows. I watch him as he sprints off and flips up onto a firescape and climbs over a building before turning away. I made sure he didn't have any second thoughts. I didn't Know Dick was in such good shape though. He's very nimble, and with that leg to hold him down. He must have been training for this for a while.

I slink back into the shadows as a group of policemen flood the alleyway, bending down over the form of the vantrilliquist, still throwing out swearwords in his mobster voice. Well at least one thing went right, but I'm still going to watch over the warhead tommarrow. Scareface's men may still try something, even if he's out of the picture.

As I travel back towards my home, I wonder if I shouldn't have stayed to make sure nothing went wrong with the police. But then, Scareface is really nothing more then a normal man with a puppet...it's not like he's a master escape artist like myself. I mean, how much can a man with a puppet do?
 
Im sitting on a rooftop right now wondering things. Im starting to get second thoughts on that puppet. The police probably didn't get him, and if they did I bet hes out of jail by now. I'm not sure what to do. But I am sure, that one way or another, my parents will be avenged. I don't know why Batman does what he does. But he has to be friggin rich to do what he does. Someone like Bruce Wayne or something. He dosent want to work with me. He dosent think I am good enough. He thinks I will fail. He thinks I can't do it. Well hes wrong. Its going to be batman and nightwing working together on this crime, and as long as im here hes not going to stop me. Ah what am I talking about? Its getting very late Im gonna get some sleep. I go home and go to bed. I still keep thinking about batman though, and if the phsyco puppet is in jail or not.
 
Oh, just a quick Question to R-Taco, is Scareface's puppet actually a sentient being or is he just a puppet? I was under the impression he was just a puppet but I wasn't sure. I know in some Batman comics they made it seem like the puppet may have actually been alive or something like that because I was just wondering.
 
Infinity9999x said:
Oh, just a quick Question to R-Taco, is Scareface's puppet actually a sentient being or is he just a puppet? I was under the impression he was just a puppet but I wasn't sure. I know in some Batman comics they made it seem like the puppet may have actually been alive or something like that because I was just wondering.

Scarface is one of Wesker's personalities, but the dummy itself is just a dummy.
 
<< Ok, I've been watching this RP for awhile and I think you guys are doing pretty good. I'm about to launch another Gotham RP like this one over at Gotham Knight Forums. Now I'm not asking you to desert this RP, but maybe if you'd like to get into a bigger RP with more players and a well designed system then maybe you'd like to take a look. If you're not interested, or think I'm taking liberties here I'll understand, but if you're interested heres the link:
http://gothamknightforums.forumsplace.com/index.html >>
 
kk, oh and Dark Guardian I wouldn't mind looking at the other RPG but i'm definatley not leaving this one. I couldn't see the new RPG in the forum link you provided tho.

And ya, I'm just kinda waiting for R-Taco to pick up with the story right now or one of the other guys.
 
"Ughhh..."

I's layin' on the ground, probly wounded. I can't move. There' something wrong with my legs...

The Dummy, I can see 'im. He's tied up with something, sniveling. He shoulda gotten up when I told 'im to.

Den I hears sirens, from around da corner. They's gettin' louder. ****. Dis was gonna be the biggest day of my life. I was gonna be #1. Now, I ain't nothin'.

A cop car parks nearby. Some cops step out. From what I's hearin', one of 'em's named Gordon. He looks at me, like I'm some kinda freak. I guess that's all I am now, without my boys. A helpless freak.

Then he turns 'round and looks at da Dummy. He picks up some note I saw the Bat leave on 'im earlier, and he reads it aloud to one of the other cops:

"This is the mobster known as Scarface. Signed, ...'Batman.'"

WHAT?! Is that winged idiot missin' half 'is brain?! How the hell could he mistake that little worm for me?! Then the cops keep talkin':

"What do you think?" the one named Gordon asks.

"I dunno. Are we really supposed to beleive that this guy is the
dangerous mob boss we've been looking for?" Another cop responds.

"Perhaps we should ask him," Gordon suggests. Then he turns to Wesker again.

"Just who are you, exactly?"

"Well," the Dummy starts, "I-I'm..."

"Don't you say nothin', Dummy!" I barked at 'im. There was no way I was lettin' him give me away to da cops.

As soon as dey hear me, all the cops do is stare at the stupid ventriloquist.

There's gotta be something wrong with da water in dis city, I think to myself.
 
Johnny Cash kept to his end of the bargain, I have the cash in my pocket, and a grin on my face. My watch says 11:17pm, that meeting took longer than expected. Nonetheless it's time I'm willing to spare.

The streets are bare, for once. Perhaps it was the rain that forced people indoors. The rain has stopped now though, the only thing left is the dampness on the road that makes my boots squeak like kiddie shoes.

I tug the khaki hued knitted trenchcoat more tightly over my shoulders. The night is chilly... And I notice a discarded newspaper on a bench, glued to the seat because of the wetness of the paper. I glance over... just so I can tell myself that I'm still keeping track of the news, although I should probably be reading a tad more.

"Ventriloquist a.k.a Mob Boss?" reads the headlines. I glance through the article with my head tilted so the words appear straight for me. The picture corresponding to the article is of a thin bespecaled man who looks somewhat unsure of himself... nervous even. Him? A mob boss? I laugh out loud. The goons working for him must really have one lobe less to their brain.

I shake my head on the thought. People will do anything for money these days. And I realise ironically how relevant that is to myself as well. But then again... life was never fair for most people. We can only do what we can to even up the odds.

But answering to a puppet? That's taking things a little far.
 
I slowly sip the fake champange in the classy resturant as I lean back in one of their eloquent mahogany chairs. It's a high profile place, lots of stars and high class people like to eat here. I hate it, but Alfred said if I don't start making some public appearances, the public will wonder what I do with my time.

I didn't pick this location soley for the purpose of showing myself though, it serves another purpose. It's barely two blocks away from the army air force base that the warhead is located at. I can glance out the window and have an easy view of the base. The floor I'm on is thirty stories up, and the walls are all crystal clear glass. Perfect if you want to gaze out onto the city. Not that I really think I need to worry yet, if anyone is going to try something, it's most likely going to be under cover of darkness. And since Batman is most effective during the night, I figured I'd kill two birds with one stone and take Bruce Wayne out to a nice early dinner.

The diamond chandaliers send tiny bits of light sparkling around the room like tiny pixies dancing upon the expensive table cloths and carpeting. As I sit mulling over my thoughts, a woman catches my eye. She's pretty, very pretty. Tall, athletic looking, with long ebony hair. I haven't seen her before, which is unusual because I've had the misfortune of meeting almost every high class society member in the city. There's something diffrent about her, though I can't quite put my finger on it.

After a small internal debate I get up and casually walk over to her table.
"Mind if I take a seat?" I ask, flashing my millionare playboy smile that the media says is so entrancing.

She seems almost annoyed that someone like me is bothering her. It's not a smug, stuck up attitude either. Those types are usually the ones to bow down and practically kiss my feet, since I usually have enough money to make them seem like puapers. I almost get the feeling that she detests my company, because of my status, which is unusual.

"I don't mind I suppose," She replies, "I wasn't saving the seat for anyone."

"Thanks, I came alone too, and I just wanted a little company I suppose, I'm..."

"Bruce Wayne I know," She replies, "It's hard not to recognize someone who's face appears in the tabliods almost as much as brittany spears. But I must say I'm surprised you're not accompanied by a attractive woman. I hear you have quite a reputation."

"Ahh...well I don't ask to have my face blown up on those rags, and I think my reputation is a bit...exagerrated," I give her a small smile, "it seems you're judging me a bit harshly by reputation Ms....?"

"Ms. Kyle, Selina Kyle," She replies, and her expression softens a bit, "Well I'm sorry if I offended you Mr. Wayne, it's just that I don't find many men who have your amount of wealth and power to be very...."

"Good people?"

"For lack of a better word yes," she replies, "I may have come on a bit strong because of it."

"Don't worry," I reply, "It's understandable, I hope you'll find that I'm not as pigheaded as some of the men I work with."

She surveys me with a scruntinizing stare, as if she's trying to find the amount of truth to my words.

"Do I seem alright so far?" I venture.

"I suppose so, but the jury's still out."

I smile again as I lean forward a bit on the white tablecloth, "Well, it is nice to meet a woman who judges a man only by the size of his wallet."

"Oh I'm definiatley not one of the those people Mr. Wayne."

"I can tell," I reply arching my eyebrows a bit, "So Ms. Kyle, how does a woman like you suddenly show up at one of the nicest resturants in Gotham? If you forgive me for asking, I don't think I've ever heard of you before."

"Oh a little of this and a little of that," She replies with the smallest of smirks, "I'm a bit of a self made woman I guess you could say. I came up here because I heard it was one of the best places in Gotham."

"What do you think?"

"I think I prefer the sushi in Chinatown."

I let out a little laugh. I've never met a woman like this before, mysterious too. It seems that new woman are just popping up in my life.

"Well we're in agreement there, I've never really been a fan of the food here either."

"Well Mr. Wanye, how does a man like yourself end up here?"

"I suppose it's the view, and it's quiet, a good rest from my normal activities. It's one of the few places you can sit, and not worry about being mobbed by paparazzi, or by other members of the high class that like to bore me with tales about their mistresses or how they spend their wealth."

She looks at me with a bit of a surprised look, "Now, I had you to be fitted out as one of those."

"Well, if there's one thing you'll learn about me it's that I'm no where near what you'd expect"

She gives me a small smile and a nod of her head, "Apparently."

After taking a small sip from her glass she stands to her feet, "Well Mr. Wayne, I must be on my way, but it has been a pleasure talking to you. Maybe I'll see you again sometime."

"Yes, that would be nice," I reply, standing up with her. Picking up her coat she gives me a small smile and turns, walking out of the room.

Well, now there is an interesting woman.
 
The gansta planning that warhead deal was arrested it turns out. Calls yhimself scarface. Funny, I'd never heard of him before, but it turns out he was one of gothams most feared and powerful bosses. Must have been very clever to get so little attention. Well, he's behind bars now, which isn't exactly what I wanted. If I wanted that warhead I needed his guys there too so they'd get the blame if anything went wrong. I doubt the'yll still be wanting to go trhough with it what with their boss in jail.

However, I need that warhhead more than ever. Got an offer I just cannot refuse. I put the word out, you see, to some of my middle eastern buyers, not to mention others around the globe, and got some nice offers. But one guy offered more than the other six combined. I don't know he works for, he just says he's a representative of someone very powerful. Someone I could do with being on the right side of. Some of these foreign guys are evry powerful people, you don't want to rub them up the wrong way. Anyway, the guy gave his name as Henri Duccard. Doesn't sound very arabic. I wonder who he's working for. Could be anyone. Anyway, the money I can make from this fella is more than I ever imagined and almost enough to finance my other plans. The big ones.

Well, I'm just gonna have to go ahead with this heist now. I've got the best working for me. Ninja's. They won't get caught. they don't know their working for me anyhow. Haha. They think their working for Oswaldd Copplepot. He's used them before, he always gives them a certain fake name and I'm using the same one. There's not much i don't know about the criminal underworld in gotham, even Oswald Copplepot, a weirdo british arms dealer who's only been here a year or two. Anyway, I've got my back covered. No one knows it's me. The Ninja's pick up the goods and then drop it off where I told them too, my own private facilty out of town.

Hmmmmmmm, thinking how little I klnew about that scarface guy. mabe it's best to have him behind bars. haha it's just more for gordon to sought out too. Oh, look at the time! In eight hours I should have me a warhead! I hope this Duccard guy doesn't change his mind!
 
Mr Wayne... the elusive bachelor from the tabloids I keep hearing about. Fancy bumping into him here - or perhaps not. I'm not exactly a fan of luxury dining, but tonight I'm here on a mission. I'd like to term it 'bird-watching'. A little trick I've devised to spot the best catches in Gotham - where other place would do better than the Crystal Palace, Gotham's most prestigious restaurant.

Of course first I've had to blow a quarter of my most recent payment on this dark satin gown I'm wearing. But I'm guessing it'll be worth the money. Diamond jewellery is commonplace here. I just have to pick which 'little bird' to catch.

If not for Mr Wayne's intrusion, I could've had more time to select my 'bird', but this one isn't too bad. I'm not complaining. Blonde, thick make-up, dolled up for the night with an inch wide diamond studded bracelet, ruby pendant around her neck, and dazzling crystal earrings. I'm betting the bracelet will fetch the most money. She's got her toy boy entwined around her arm, they're laughing, pecking... all lovey dovey. A distraction I could use to my advantage.

The toy boy has a volvo... no surprise there. Though I wouldn't be surprised if she was the one who bought it for him. He opens the door for her, like a real gentleman. She stumbles on her skirt a little... I think she's drunk. Laughing like a lunatic as he closes the door. I smirk at the thought of how she won't be laughing for long.

I slip over to my second hand scarlet Chevrolet - not a Volvo but certainly functional. And then I trail them... not too closely that they notice I'm there, but close enough to guess the general direction.

7th Avenue... no surprise there. They pull into a peach-colored bungalow with fancy steeples even. A forked iron fence surrounds the compound... nothing I can't handle. I stop a moderate distance away from the bungalow, in a dark enough corner of the neighbourhood, and slip into costume. Fortunately the rich love privacy, so do I.

I peer in through the bushes from the outside to look for security cameras. But there aren't. Tsk tsk... doesn't she know she's putting herself up for probable burglary? After a roam around her private space by an intruder she might wise up a little, and I'll gladly volunteer. I grin to myself, loop my whip around the fence and begin to climb.

It was easy enough getting over the fence and across the yard - I just need to scale the wall to the lighted room on the second floor - again... easy prey. She will wise up though... when she does, I'll be gone.

I hear the tinkle of classical music playing on the stereo as I latch onto the window. I gain some footing from the rock toned exterior wall and peep into the room. I notice the couple frolicking on a king-sized bed behind a velvet curtain, and the jewellery scattered on the ground - as if she had been in a hurry to get them off. All the better for me... finders' keepers.

I pull myself into the room as quietly as possible. The crystal earrings are conveniently placed close to the window, I snag them first. And toy boy's wallet... At first I put the whole thing into my sack, then I decide to be kind and just take the cash, dumping the wallet back onto the ground. They're still getting rough with each other behind the curtain... gives me more time to look around - Oh, I see her purse. The zip opened, its contents spilling onto the floor. I grab the few notes I see, and the ruby necklace I'd been eyeing. But where is that bracelet? It's not anywhere on the ground... that's when I realise the woman might still be wearing it.

Damn... I say to myself. And start to wonder if I should make off with what I have. But no! I really want that bracelet. It was the reason why I'd picked her and her alone.

"Wait," I whisper to myself, and slip under their bed in anticipation. They go on for what seems like hours, giggling, screaming... and when I begin to wonder if the wait is worth it, they quieten down and eventually I hear snoring.

Slowly, I rise up from under the bed and realise it's the miss who's snoring - that was unexpected. But not like I give a damn. I just want little o' sparkly that I've been waiting for. Fortunately for me, her arm is left hanging over the edge of the bed, making it easy for me to unhook the clasps, and remove the precious... taking it into my care.

Right then I'm feeling great, like I'm on top of the world. But then I remember my manners. I find a pen and a pad of paper on the dresser - and I sign "Meow" like I did in the last apartment. A nice signature so they know I've been there and that I say thank you for the goods. I tear it off and slip it into her open hand before I blow a kiss goodbye.

I've done it once again... and I didn't set off any alarm. But perhaps this one was just a tad too easy. But hey... I won't complain. Any money is good money. I make my way back to my car, change back to plain clothes and leave the scene.

Johnny Cash is in for a treat.
 
I was right, nothing did happen during the day. I spent the remainder loungeing about, pretending to be just another billionare on a lazy weekend.

The moon is high is the sky, and now it's finally time for me to do some real work. Standing atop the very resturant I was dining at earlier, I fire my grapple across the valley of buildings to a tall lamp post by one of the Air Plane Hangers. It would be slow and tedious work to try to enter the heavily gaurded hanger from the ground, but from the sky...well that's something they won't expect.

The wind buffets me on the high building, I take a deep breath, and launch myself into space, hands clinging to the grapple. I soar through the air, my cape billowing out behind me. The wind whips my face at an exhilarating speed, a small grin comes to my face. Now this is a rush.

As I near the hanger, I hit the realease on my grapple and it slides back into my gun. I open up my cape, it takes the wind in it and slows my descent, but I'm still coming down fast. When I hit the roof my shock asorbers take the brunt of it, but it still almost knocks the breath out of me. I need to resdesign the cape. More of a parachute type maybe. No matter, I'll have to think about it later.

I silently slide down the side of the curved structure and land softly on the ground. It takes me a while to locate the hanger the jet is in, I had to be extra careful to avoid detection from the numerous amount of guards patrolling the base.

I chuck a stone at the entrance of the hanger with the warhead, and the guards standing in front of the plane quickly come to the alert, a few walk over to inspecft. While their heads are turned I quietly slip into the shadows and settle myself down behind some boxes of various equiptment.

Now all I have to do is wait....
 
My trip to Alister's Bar & Grill paid off pretty handsomely. I'm 20 grand richer today, plus it's a Saturday. I don't work Saturdays. I decide I deserve a treat and snooze on a little later, but the kitties think it's time I get up so they nudge and call till I completely sit up. I'm operating on clockwork, pouring them milk, biscuits, and crunching down some cereals myself.

By then I'm a little more alert so I do some stretching. I'm not as flexible as I once was - but I still keep my muscles toned since I ended the dance classes all those years back while mother was still alive. That was about the only good thing she gave me. To be truthful, I can't remember much about her... apart from all that crying, alcohol and attempted suicides. But who would blame her? My 'so-called' dad wasn't exactly pleasant. He's still out there somewhere, but I don't care to look for him. Who needs family when you can depend on you.

After brunch... well, actually lunch, on account that it's 2pm now... I grab an apple and head on down the street. I'm in a good mood so I actually pay for my paper today. But it's the same old crap about terrorists in the middle-east strapping bombs to themselves, american soldiers losing limbs while world leaders sit around in plush palaces and discuss peace. I remember why I don't read the papers as much these days, so I roll it up and put it under my arm as I finish up my apple and toss the core into a bin.

I could've driven, but I decided to walk and enjoy the sights today as I take the turn into 37th street, also what is commonly dubbed Crime Alley. And take the stairs into the shelter. I hear the television blaring, kids and adults huddled round the 21inch tv to watch Madonna's latest video. Those who recognize me give me a nod, I nod back, and take a peek.

"What? Is that Flashdance?" I ask. The outfit and the woollen boots look familiar.

"Yeah yeah, she's really cool," someone says, I'm not sure I know him.

"Madonna rawks!" yells another, and some of them laugh. So do I.

"Say... where is Ms Thompkins?" I ask, and they point me to her office down the hall. So I say my goodbyes and head on down.

But as I approach, I hear a second voice... a male's. Before I can make out what they're saying, they stop talking, and the door opens. I'm lost for words for a moment when I lay my eyes on the man - what are the chances of meeting someone twice over a week by accident? He's seemingly stunned himself.

"Are you stalking me Mr Wayne?" I ask as a joke... although at this moment I partially mean it.

He breaks into a silly grin, "I would've thought it was you who was stalking me Ms Kyle."

I laugh... only at the audacity of this guy to believe every girl on the street would be hopelessly falling for him. "Well I'm no stalker," ok... I lie. But I certainly didn't stalk him.

"So what brings you to this part of town," he asks, and I don't really think I want to say too much.

Thankfully Ms Thompkins saves me from the awkwardness, "Selina comes here some weekends to volunteer at the shelter. She's been a great help." She gives me a warm smile, like the perfect mother... if only she had been mine. I smile back, and remember the packet in my bag. Am about to pass it to her when she continues, "I see the two of you need no introduction, but in case you were wondering Selina, Bruce has kindly offerred to pay for the extension of the west wing."

My eyes widen, but I try not to look too surprised. In my bag is the hard earned 20k I was prepared to give up for the extension, but along comes Mr Wayne and ruins my plans. I'm not too happy... although I'm secretly curious as to why he gives a damn about the homeless in Crime Alley. It's almost unheard of that anyone of wealth comes to this bad part of town, especially not one of such stature as the great Bruce Wayne. Perhaps what he said about his reputation being exaggerated was true after all.
 
Meanwhile somewhere in a town called bludhaven, near gotham...................

I'm starting to begin to become better at my crime fighting. I have already put around a dozen crooks into the jail cells. The police do not know me yet, I just like to leave little notes i write that just say "Nightwing. get used to it." My city has come to like me a bit. I'm not going to go all out and say im better than batman, my incounter with him those nights were pretty damn crazy. Hes the best crime fighter i know. I havent gotten in touch with Bruce latley, I guess he has been busy with all his crazy rich people partys and stuff. He wouldn't understand what its like to be nightwing, he just goes and flirts with girls all the time, has no life really. As for Batman, I don't know really what hes been up to latley, havent seen much in the papers this past week. I told myself this morning that I would only go to gotham to fight crime if a big crime happened of some sort, somewhat what "scareface" and his attempt was. Im still kind of curious as to who batman really is. It has to be someone rich, because unlike my suit, his has a bunch of gadgets and hes well perpared......... But for now ill just keep doing my job (i work as a restaurant waiter on the east end of gotham.. yeah it doesnt pay much)
 
<The Joker>

I walk across the eastern part of town.Bad place to be.Lots of crime.Lots of hobos.Lots of trash.Lots of little nothings that could ruin a person's life.


...My Kinda Place!

Walking along,I notice a pimp on the street,selling some kind of cheap colone.Though it's not the colone I'm interested in...It's that devilishly suave looking fedora and the long purple jacket He's wearing.Even matches my tie.Heh.Since I obviously deserve it more than him,You know what they say...Finders Keepers,Losers Die!

...

Oh,wait...that's not it.Eh,I'll remember the right phrase later...

...Or not.HAHAHAHA!

I walk up to the man,pretending to check out his product.Personally,I couldn't really give a damn about it,though.

"Whoah,Man!Thas Some Outta Sight Lookin' Threads Ya Got."

I look up at him,grinning.

"Why thank you,Sonny!You could say I have an eye for fashion!Heh Heh..."

His eyes widen,looking at my face.Well,not just my face.My whole head.What,Has the man never seen a guy with grass green hair,chalk white skin,and an overexaggerated ruby smile before?HAHA!

"Damn...You gots some pretty f'ed up looks there,Man..."

I take the gun,and shoot him in the head.There,right on the street.No one sees it,no one looks up.Must be used to it.

...I think I'll come back here,later!HAHAHAHA!

I look down at my newly motionless friend.I grin,again...not that it's hard to do.

"Actually,I like my looks.They give off a certain charm,I feel.Of course,why should my opinion matter?I'm INSANE!HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

I look up and down at his jacket.

"Though I must say...You're not so bad yourself,in the fashion department,My hole-in-the-head aqquaintance.HAHA!I think I'll sample some of your fashion for myself,if you don't mind..."

I take his fedora off of his head,and shake it up and down,making it seem he's nodding 'yes'.

"Heheh...You're not such a bad guy,once you get past the cheap colone.Here...Have a memento..."

Pulling his jacket from his lifeless body,I put it on,and place one of my Joker cards from my pocket into his shirt pocket.

"Give ole' Adolf and Eddie Gein My regards!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Putting the fedora on my head,I look over at his colone.

...Say...Maybe I could use some of this.Chemistry was always my best subject in school...Maybe I could use it to whip up something even better!And more toxic!Heh..

I take a whiff of the colone.

...I can definatley make something that smells a hell of alot better,if anything!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Taking my cane,I push his cart of colone infront of me,and push it along,whistling more Looney Tunes as I stroll along on my merry way.Upon reaching the corner,I hear a news report from one of the hobo's old radios.Must've found in the garbage,somewhere...Heh.

'Still No Word From Mayor Thorne On The Recent Rise In Mafia Enforcement,Following A Recent Chase Of The Notorious Gang Leader 'Scarface'.Though There Are Some Witnesses Who Claimed To Have Gotten A Glimpse Of The City's Mysterious Vigilante,Dubbed 'The Bat Man',Who Has Still Not Been Apprehended By Local Authorities.Though No Photographic Evidence Or Video Was Given,Many Claim The Figure Resembles More Of A Creature Than A Man.However,There Is Still No Wor-'


I shoot the radio,causing sparks to fly,which scares away to hobos.

...'The Bat Man'?The Bat Man?!

Haha...That's a riot!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What's next,Bigfoot?Or How About UFOS?No...I got it...Scientologists!HAHAHAHAHAHA!

...Oh...wait...those exist.

I shake my head,and walk along.If these idiots in Gotham City believe a giant Bat is after them...Wait till they see MY grand entrance!It'll knock their superstitious socks off!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
I shift a bit on my legs to ease my stiffened muscles. I try to keep alert as I stand hunched downed behinded the boxes, but my mind keeps wandering to my encounter with Ms. Kyle earlier today. There was something about her....but I just can't place it. Hmm...well, I suppose it'll just have to wait.

As I wait longer I figure I might get lucky, maybe no one will show up. I just hope I'm not too tired for tomarrow, I have an appointment with Leslie today. I'm donating some money to her. It's the least I can do after all she's helped me with. She was the only other person besides Alfred that I let get close to me after the ....incident. She's like a second mother.

My thoughts are scattered as I hear a silent grunt out by where the guards are standing. I see one already on the ground, the others are tangled up by men dressed in black. Most of them get their necks snapped, the lucky ones are just knocked unconsious.

My eyes narrow...damn nijas...just what I needed. This is going to be a long night.
 
"Hey kids, thanks for the great game, but I've gotta run," I yell to the boys, whisking the yellow-ing baseball to one of them.

They moan, and wave, "Ok bye Selina!" I wave and head on down to Ms Thompkin's office. The sun has set, and that package is still with me. I decide I'm gonna give it to the shelter no matter whether the extension is paid for. They could probably use it for something else.

As I approach her office I hear voices again. 'Mr Wayne? Back so soon?' I think to myself. But there seems to be more than one man, and the voices are gruff.

"Ms Thompkins?" I call out, and the voices stop. "Are you alright Ms Thompkins?"

The knob begins to turn, and as the door swings open, I see three large men standing around Leslie. One of them is wielding a bat, another has a gun tucked in his belt. I recognize one of the guys - he works for Johnny Cash. He's the one who was sitting at the other table and stopped me on my first visit. I can see he recognizes me too, but we feign ignorance for the moment.

"What's going on?" I ask, although I can probably guess. Extortion, plain and simple. In this part of town, nobody's surprised.

"I can handle this dear, don't worry," Leslie says calmly, I can see she's dealt with their kind more than enough. But I don't trust these guys, and I don't like that at least one of them has links with my money man.

"Scoot on miss, this doesn't involve you," says one of them. But I'm not about to back down.

"What involves Ms Thompkins involves me," I insist. And for what seems like an extended amount of time they stare me into the eye as I glare back, they can read that I'm unafraid. I wait for them to make the first move so I have a reason to bash their faces in.

"Come'on guys," says Johnny Cash's man, "We can continue this another day." And eventually the guys leave.

Ms Thompkins shuts the door behind them and seems pleased, "Thank you for standing up to them Selina. I treasure the thought... but they will be back."

I agree, this isn't the first time it's happened, "I know. What did they want this time?"

"Money..." she sighs. "They know we're getting the new wing, they know there'll be money involved."

"Vultures!" I growl, and wonder if there's anyway to turn things around. Perhaps I should start with a visit to Johnny Cash. "Take this..." I pass her the 20grand, and she gasps.

"You haven't been..." and I cut her off mid-sentence.

"I got lucky Ms Thompkins, and I earned it fair and square. Hide it so if the guys come back they won't get it."

She suddenly appears disappointed, "I don't want you pinching pockets again Selina. We've been through that."

I realise she knows me all too well, but still... "I didn't. I swear." But I don't tell her it's houses I'm pinching now, not pockets.

She falls for it... fortunately, and gives me a hug. "Thank you dear, and bless you."

"Call me if they come around again, ok?"

She laughs, "You think a lady like myself can't take on three little boys?" I like that her sense of humor is back.

"I know you can Ms Thompkins... but, just to be sure," I wink and she nods in appreciation.

I turn to leave and am mid-way gone when I hear her shout down the hallway, "And don't forget give Bruce a call." It's then I remember his namecard in my purse - he'd slipped it to me this afternoon before he left in a hurry. Business to attend to, he said. Who knows what business that is... But I realise the thought of that namecard had completely slipped my mind. I wouldn't normally call a guy, and especially not one as cocky as Mr Wayne, but it occurs to me that it'll be his charity that those roaches will be after. Will probably have to warn him or something...

I wonder if he's asleep this time of night.
 
I silently pull out two batarangs laced with a small nero toxin. Only potent enough to knock someone out. With a flick of my wrist the two projectiles land themselves in the chest and the lower neck of two of the nijas. They hit the ground like a back of rocks.

As I leap out from my cover, I hurl two gas pellets into the crowd. The gas explodes into the air with a bang, and I see the dark forms covering their faces. I pull up a small elastic band around my chin that covers my open mouth, but still alows me to breathe. My nightvision lenses allow me to see, and I fly straight into the fray.

I hit the closest one in front of me in the back of the head hard, and my enforced gauntlet certainly doesn't cusion anything. He hits the ground with a thud. The others are smarter, they backpedal quickly, trying to stay out of my range.

One takes out a small automatic with a silencer, I dive sideways and roll, but I still get clipped in the leg. The impact hurts like hell but I have to keep moving so it won't tighten up. I pull out another gadget, it's simmilar to the grapple, but it's more a weapon. I pull the trigger and a batarang with a rope attached to the end fires out and wraps around the one with the gun, pining his arms to his sides. He stumbles backwards and falls.

But his actions cost me time, the others have recovered and they're pulling out their weapons. I dive behind a pile of crates as bullets pepper the ground where I was moments before.

I pull out a small flash grenade and close my eyes as I hurl it over my shoulder. The explosion is greated by the cries of those who weren't smart enough to sheild themselves.

I leap around over the crates, three of the nijas are clutching their eyes, blinded for the moment. I go for the three still standing, leaping towards them. I take a hard hit in the ribs, but my armor takes the brunt of it. Kicking out hard, I snap the knee of the one on my right, and he goes down with a howl. I block the swipe of a sword from the one my left, catching it in the spikes of my forearm gauntlet. Twisting around I snap the blade, and hurl my cape out at the one in front of me. The led tipped spikes of the end of the cape rake the face of the nija and he stumbles back with a cry.

The other one is quicker though, while his companions are incapacitated for the moment, he pulls out a knife and lunges. I get in a good punch while he leaves himself open, but his moment carries him into me. The knife blade snaps on my chest, but the blow takes the breath out of me. We tumble backwards, and I tuck my legs under him then kick out, sending him flying over my head into the crates. I turn back to the nija who's eyes were scrathched by my cape and kick him hard in the stomach, sending him flying to the ground.

I stand up slowly, wincing a bit, it feels like I'm bruised everywhere, but it's alright. At least I kept the warhead safe. It's luanching tomarrow, so I don't think anyone's going to tamper with it.

* * *

I didn't do much today, except donate the money to Lesile, and meet Ms. Kyle in the process. Odd, Leslie never mentioned her. But I suppose it's not that important. I basically just tried to hide the fact that I feel like I'm ready to fall apart. My body is basically one big bruise, but I'm going to have to live with it, it's part of the job. No one did try anything else with the warhead. It got off successfully, but I never did find out who the nijas were working for. They were all mute. The bastards had cut their tounges out. Whatever agency they worked for was definatley a high ranking buisness.

Well, I push it out of my mind as I settle into my bed, I decided to get a few hours of rest tonight. My meditation helps catch up energy, but a body can only take so much.

Just as I lie down the phone rings....
"Perfect," I grunt to myself as I reach towards the reciever, "don't people ever call at normal hours?"
 
"Hello...?" comes a voice on the receiver, a dull one. I realise I might've called at the wrong hour.

"Bruce Wayne?" I ask meekly, I feel bad for waking him up.

But on his next reply he sounds like the 'Mr Wayne' I got to know over the past two days, cheery... brimming on the point of irritating, "Bruce, call me Bruce. Oh hey... is that Ms Kyle? So you did call me back."

"Umm... yeah," and I start to wonder why I did. "This is no social call though."

"What's wrong?" he replies, his pitch suddenly dropping one octave lower. And I think that this fella is seriously weird, the way he swings from one mood to another... it's almost like witnessing an actor at work. I suppose that's how he gets the ladies. High profile playboys like him are never sincere.

"Well... I don't know if this is a good time for you. I'm sorry that I caught you sleeping," I apologise.

"No no... I'm fine. I'm used to late nights," he says, and I believe him. I shake my head at the thought of all the ladies he spent seducing at night. What a tramp! I stop feeling guilty about calling him at this time.

"Anyway... I just wanted to send a word of caution. I was at Ms Thompkins' earlier where you left us, and there've been a couple of hooligans sniffing around - trying to get the cash that you gave to her for the new wing. If there's some other way of transferring the funds so that no one can get their hands on the money except her, I'd advise you to try that."

"Hooligans? Who do you mean?"

I ponder telling him about the guy that I recognize but I hesistate, it'd expose an aspect of my life I'd rather nobody know about. "Oh... I don't know. Some bullies off the street, looking for a quick buck."

"I'll make a trip down tomorrow Selina, let Leslie know," he says, and I'm surprised that he used my first name before I told him he could. But I guess it doesn't really matter at this point in time.

"Alright, I'll be there tomorrow morning," I look at the clock and realise it's already 'tomorrow'. But this matter had best be settled before the boys decided to come back to 'play'. Plus tomorrow will be Sunday, which means one more day of weekend before I go back to work. By then I don't think I'd be able to spare the time... at least the boss doesn't let me off easily unless I'm dead sick.

"I'll see you then. Goodbye Ms Kyle," his tone is upbeat once again - and oh? Are we on a last name basis now? 'Strange man', I say to myself... 'and getting stranger by the hour'.

"Goodbye erm... Bruce," I reply, and am able to hear him chuckling on the other side of the line. What was that about?

I disconnect my line and get to bed. 'Tomorrow' is just a few hours away.
 
I walk into the run down building that Leslie operates in, shaking my head at the sorry state it's in. If men like the ones Selina had told me about left her alone, she'd be fine but....well people like them keep this city at the low level it's been acheveing lately.

I open up the door to Leslie's study and peek in, she's hard at work with some forms.

"Hello Leslie," I say with a smile as I walk in and swoop her up in a big hug.

"Ahh Bruce, I'm guessing Selina called you down here," Leslie says when I set her back at her feet, staring up at me through her spectacles.

"Well yes...and I thought I could help you with that..."

Leslie gives me a stern look, "You mean that little boogeyman you created can help me with that?" Even though she's more then a foot shorter then me, she still has the ability to make me feel like I'm two feet tall. Just like I'm still a kid when she used to scold me for spilling my drink.

"You and Alfred never quit do you?" I say as I sit down heavily in an old chair.

"No, and that's understandable seeing as how we're the ones that have to sew you up after you've goten the stuffing kicked out of you," Leslie responded, enforceing the look she was giving me.

"And I still don't think that it's a good outlet for you, it's not a normal way for a man to outlet his feelings..."

"Well I've never exactlaly been a normal man now have I?" I respond with a small grin.

"I know what you think Leslie," I say walking over to her and lying a hand on her shoulder, "but you're not my psychiatrist anymore, and I'm going to do this no matter what."

Leslie gives me a small scowl shaking her head, "Stubbourn, just like you mother."

The door creaks open again and Selina Kyle enters.

"Oh hello Bruce, I didn't expect you to be so...early."

"Well, I couldn't let matters wait where Leslie's involved, she's practically my mother."

Selina gives me a surprised look. She obviously didn't expect someone like me to be associated with Leslie.

"Really?" She says, raising her eyebrows.

"Certainly," Leslie replies, "after Bruce's parents...." I glance at her quickly. I don't know Ms. Kyle that well yet, and I don't like to have people pining over my loss. It's bad enough to have some old millionare friend who used to work for my father coming up to me and telling me how sorry he is that I didn't know my parents, without having the people I barley know doing the same things.

"Well yes...as a child," Leslie continues, "I used to watch Bruce. Quite a bit actually...." Leslie frowns as if remebering somthing, "wait...now I remeber, I surprised you two didn't. You've met before. I brought Selina to your house once bruce, when she was younger, oh you two must have been no older then 10. Her mother had me watch her for the day. If I remeber correctly," Leslie smiles, "Selina and you had a bit of a....little squabble."

My eyes widen, I had forgotten about that!

"You were the girl that kicked me in the shin!" I say with a smile, "Well, this is a odd way to remeet. Though I probably deserved what I got when I was younger, I hope we'll have a better relationship now."

Selina's looking at me with a totally diffrent expression now, one hard to read.

"Well, I can honestly say Mr. Wayne, I never would have expected this."

I smile, then turn to Leslie, "So," I say in a more serious tone, "do you have any idea when these men might be back?

"I'm not quite sure...some of the boys over in the shelter warned me they were planning to come back tomarrow. I probably should call the police..." Leslie says. She gives me that look, I can tell she's trying to keep Batman out of this.

"No," I respond, "they won't help. Most of them our crooks anyways, all except maybe that Gordon fellow, but that's about it." I glance over at Selina, to tell the truth, I really wish she hadn't come. It's going to seem suspicious to her if Batman saves Leslie...but it can't be helped I suppose.

"Hmm well maybe now that I think about it," I reply, "I'll see if I can round up a few friends from my highschool days who work for the force. I know a few who aren't that bad. They'll watch the place for you." I can tell Leslie isn't convinced, she knows me too well, but I do actually have a few friends in the force that can help her.

But of course I'll be there too, because someone will have tipped these muggers off, and they'll probably come in through a back way. In which case, the Batman will be waiting for them.

I bid Selina and Leslie goodbye, Selina doesn't look that impressed with me, but it can't be helped. The things I do for secrecy.
 

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