Baywatch: The movie! - Part 1

[Uncanny1]

Yeah i didnt feel it was terrible but there's points in the movie where there's ZERO laughs and they take it too seriously, althought i quite enjoyed Dwayne, Efron and Daddario, and yes, its true.

Spoiler

There's penises, no female nudity IIRC, weird huh

Too bad about no female nudity. It would have made me a bit more eager to see this movie. Oh well. A rated R Baywatch movie with only nudity from guys. Gross. The word of mouth from straight men will not be positive for this movie.

 

[samsnee]

You guys know there's nudity on the internet now right? You don't need to go to a movie to see bewbs?

 

[terry78]

You guys know there's nudity on the internet now right? You don't need to go to a movie to see bewbs?

It's the principle of the thing.

 

[2kt09]

You guys know there's nudity on the internet now right? You don't need to go to a movie to see bewbs?

Hey, think of the children. This could be their White Castle as they watch with parents and younger siblings in the same room.

 

[Uncanny1]

True. But when you pay money to see a rate R movie like Baywatch, that has hot looking woman running around in bathing suits, there is nothing wrong with wanting to see some nude t and a.

 

[MadVillainy]

You guys know there's nudity on the internet now right? You don't need to go to a movie to see bewbs?

Man that's what I've been thinking. Since the reaction to this project. Like really? Or even hell go try and see some naked girls in real life.
I don't get the logic of "Holy crap _____ is so hot and there in this movie I have to go see it" I mean I did in middle school but now

With the internet you can get anything. And even if you think "Yeah but they're not Alexandria Daddario". She's already gotten naked in True Detective and to a lesser extent she was in that tight tank top all through San Andres. Why spend money to see her in a bikini?

But hey you guys arent hurting anybody and it's y'alls money

 

[TheVileOne]

lack of female nudity is the least of this movie's problems.

Daddario and Rohrbach are gorgeous women. Daddario has eyes that could melt planets. At the same time, I don't need a Baywatch movie to titillate me or for some erotic fix. At the same time, if you have an internet connection...yup.

 

[Neno_Kos]

Hey, think of the children. This could be their White Castle as they watch with parents and younger siblings in the same room.

but it's ok for kids to see dongs all over place? is this the way we raising our children? then I dont want have children.

 

[2kt09]

but it's ok for kids to see dongs all over place? is this the way we raising our children? then I dont want have children.

also speaking from experience, better than the talk.

 

[MadVillainy]

but it's ok for kids to see dongs all over place? is this the way we raising our children? then I dont want have children.

Are you joking or serious?
You'd be ok with kids seeing breasts, hear cursing, see gore. But oh no "a penis"
Cmon son...

 

[Neno_Kos]

Are you joking or serious?
You'd be ok with kids seeing breasts, hear cursing, see gore. But oh no "a penis"
Cmon son...

yes, that's how I was raised. That's how my kids will be raised too. I wouldnt let them to watch movie with showing genitals till some age. And when they do, it better be Basic Instinct than this.

 

[MadVillainy]

Lol just because you were raised like that doesn't mean it's any different or not ok for a kid to see some dudes hang down vs blood, violence, or a naked women

But ok.

Some of yall are really scared to see another dude's junk

 

[Drizzle]

yes, that's how I was raised. That's how my kids will be raised too. I wouldnt let them to watch movie with showing genitals till some age. And when they do, it better be Basic Instinct than this.

Does the sight of your own penis offend you? Do you wear shorts when you shower?

 

[Neno_Kos]

Does the sight of your own penis offend you? Do you wear shorts when you shower?

lol my is just fine. no shorts, but I enjoy intimacy of showering. and this quickly got offtopic so let's end there.

 

[I Am The Knight]

lack of female nudity is the least of this movie's problems.

Daddario and Rohrbach are gorgeous women. Daddario has eyes that could melt planets. At the same time, I don't need a Baywatch movie to titillate me or for some erotic mix. At the same time, if you have an internet connection...yup.

Vile, you devil!

 

[TheVileOne]

I'm just saying, I'm really not interested in getting some sort of hot women fix from the babes in Baywatch. Yes they are beautiful women and easy on the eyes. But like, I'm not spending money on a ticket specifically because it has hot women running in slow motion in tight swimsuits.

 

[Reek]

I dont want have children.

Smartest thing you've said.

 

[Kane52630]

Too bad about no female nudity. It would have made me a bit more eager to see this movie. Oh well. A rated R Baywatch movie with only nudity from guys. Gross. The word of mouth from straight men will not be positive for this movie.

 

[MadVillainy]

Im not saying mid life crisis
But I saw that on Rocks Twitter.

Im just so sick of people complaining about critics. Especially actual stars and filmmakers. It was annoying before but the last 2 years it actually gets me kinda angry

It's so childish and pathetic

 

[Bats123]

Im not saying mid life crisis
But I saw that on Rocks Twitter.

Im just so sick of people complaining about critics. Especially actual stars and filmmakers. It was annoying before but the last 2 years it actually gets me kinda angry

It's so childish and pathetic

Dwayne now joins the ranks of Snyder, Ayer and Finn Jones in the "For the fans" club.

 

[Limonade]

Dwayne now joins the ranks of Snyder, Ayer and Finn Jones in the "For the fans" club.

I didn't know there was a huge fan base for Baywatch. I must've been living under a Rock all these years.

 

[2kt09]

I didn't know there was a huge fan base for Baywatch. I must've been living under a Rock all these years.

Don't know if you realized the pun.

 

[Limonade]

Don't know if you realized the pun.

I realized after the fact.

I regret nothing.

 

[Lily Adler]

Spoiler

Penis you say?

 

[terry78]

Spoiler

Penis you say?

When it comes to matters of the anatomy, she knows dick.