Baywatch: The movie! - Part 1

[Black Narcissus]

Munn is very hnnngh, but Morgan Webb will always be the nerd queen for me.

 

[Wildcard]

Munn is very hnnngh, but Morgan Webb will always be the nerd queen for me.

There will always be a soft spot in my heart for both but here I'd give the edge to Munn. You can't go wrong with either, though.

 

[POLYX55]

Best QB ever.

Tom Brady might disagree. I'm not a Brady fan either lol

 

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

So, for those keeping track at home, Aaron Rodgers has hooked up with Kelly Rohrbach, Olivia Munn, Jessica Szohr and possibly Erin Andrews, Julie Henderson and that Lady Antebellum singer.

Dude is a legend. No wonder his brother hates him.

Wow, I don't even know this guy but he deserves our respect. That's some list

 

[Rjones1325]

Is it weird to say that so far in his career this is Dwayne Johnson's best leading performance ? The only faith this film really has towards the show is playing way too many songs in every scene it can. That right there is Baywatch not this 21 Jump Street drug dealing ****!

- http://www.rendyreviews.com/movies//baywatch-review

 

[The Big G]

Still looking forward to this

 

[smallville fan]

- http://www.rendyreviews.com/movies//baywatch-review

Aww no. So they are making it an exact retread of 21/22 Jump Street? I just came back from the Rotten Tomatoes page for this as well, 2 Rotten reviews there as well. Goddamn, I was not expecting this.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Munn is very hnnngh, but Morgan Webb will always be the nerd queen for me.

I have never agreed with you more.

 

[Sithborg]

As for the Jump Street retread, that wasn't apparent to you from the trailers?

 

[TheVileOne]

I don't think you could ever do a theatrical Baywatch movie as a straight action-adventure drama type of thing.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

As for the Jump Street retread, that wasn't apparent to you from the trailers?

Yeah, my brother started screaming this when he saw the trailer.

 

[smallville fan]

As for the Jump Street retread, that wasn't apparent to you from the trailers?

Oh I know. It seems like it was not in a good way and now the reviews are showing it like Empire's.

http://www.empireonline.com/movies/baywatch/review/

Also, Chris Stuckmann's review.
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Edit:
And IGN's review says it too:
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[MadVillainy]

Yeah I kinda knew this would be one of the movies that were vulgar for the sake of being vulgar. Like a middle schooler who just started to curse.

All for swearing, but make it funny just dont throw a bunch at the screen and hope it sticks. Also from the reviews it did one of my pet peeves in comedies: have characters who are not funny. Not everyone needs to be wild and wacky but you can make straight-men/women funny.

So the consensus was that CHiPs was bad and not Baywatch too. Baywatch might still make money though

 

[Symbiotic]

9% on the Tomatometer. If it were getting acclaim, I would've been open to seeing it. But with these reviews, I just can't.

 

[smallville fan]

Yeah I kinda knew this would be one of the movies that were vulgar for the sake of being vulgar. Like a middle schooler who just started to curse.

All for swearing, but make it funny just dont throw a bunch at the screen and hope it sticks. Also from the reviews it did one of my pet peeves in comedies: have characters who are not funny. Not everyone needs to be wild and wacky but you can make straight-men/women funny.

So the consensus was that CHiPs was bad and not Baywatch too. Baywatch might still make money though

Zac Efron and Dwayne Johnson seem like a big enough sell to get that money.

9% on the Tomatometer. If it were getting acclaim, I would've been open to seeing it. But with these reviews, I just can't.

Oh that's sad. How many reviews?

 

[Symbiotic]

Oh that's sad. How many reviews?

11 total. 1 fresh, 10 rotten.

 

[MadVillainy]

Zac Efron and Dwayne Johnson seem like a big enough sell to get that money.



Oh that's sad. How many reviews?

The Rock sure. But Zac Efron? Nah

 

[Drizzle]

Goddamn, is there anything worth watching this weekend besides GOTG 2 for the third time? When Pirates was getting bad reviews, I thought maybe there was still hope for Baywatch. This year started off so good too with Logan, Get Out, etc.

 

[terry78]

I hope June fares better. A bunch of decent franchises next month.

 

[MOVIELORD101]

My reaction to the RT score and bad reviews:

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Seriously, though, the movie looked awful regardless. Baywatch isn't a raunchy comedy!

 

[Drizzle]

I hope June fares better. A bunch of decent franchises next month.

Wonder Woman might fare better than the rest of the DCEU so far if early buzz is to be believed, but I highly doubt Transformers is going to stand a chance against critics. They've been tired of this **** since the second one. The only truly critic-proof movies coming out next month are the proven kiddie franchises: Cars and Despicable Me.

 

[DeadPresident]

as for the jump street retread, that wasn't apparent to you from the trailers?

…+1.

 

[Neno_Kos]

Goddamn, is there anything worth watching this weekend besides GOTG 2 for the third time? When Pirates was getting bad reviews, I thought maybe there was still hope for Baywatch. This year started off so good too with Logan, Get Out, etc.

Last few years February gives us better movies than this summer cluster*** of movies.

 

[terry78]

If the graphic nudity in the rating involved any of the females, which we all know it won't, I'd be more inclined to watch.

 

[Neno_Kos]

If the graphic nudity in the rating involved any of the females, which we all know it won't, I'd be more inclined to watch.

If you watched Stuckmann review, it seems graphic nudity reasons were because of males. Penis, guys. Again hollywood bull*** ing us with fake propagandas and agendas.

Not my baywatch. If it bombs, let it bomb HARD at least. And that's my penis joke.