Tropico
Crusty, ol' curmudgeon.
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Good job singling out all the good people who take time out to write reviews.![]()
Don't try to argue with bias, dude.
Good job singling out all the good people who take time out to write reviews.![]()
At least I didn't drop Moon Knight only to replace it with Birds of Prey.
The only two Ultimate books I enjoy are the Ultimates, whenever it's out, and Ultimate X-Men. I'm still wishing BKV would come back to that book.
35 cents! OMG! Its Christmas!
Yeah who ever heard of a prick getting offGNR4Life said:It's like being a prick gets you off
So basically, you've got robotic cyborg clone daughters of Emma Frost comprised of the Cuckoos who no one cares about channeling the Phoenix Force who everyone is tired of being controlled by a talking computer image of a man possessed by intelligent bacteria. And then the X-Men are there for some reason, doing something, with a SHIELD agent.
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Recipe for success right there, folks.
Yes, because they have proven themselves so competent in various matters
Hulk got laid in the last Defenders arc.Okay, time to review Incredible Hulk #103. The shop I go to has a (probably illegal) policy of selling the copies of issues that shouldn't be on shelves for another week or so which they get as displays, so I've gotten the last two issues of Hulk a bit early. It's wonderful.
Anyway, the Spikes drain so much from Hulk that he briefly turns to Banner, but is hidden under a blanket, so nobody realizes it. Later, Elloe and Miek lead an attack on the loyalists to the late Red King, until one is revealed as Elloe's mother. She and Miek argue about what to do with her, and end up set to fight in the Arena. As they begin, Hulk jumps into the ring, and tells them that if they want to fight, they have to fight him. Moments later, he has weapons sticking out from all over his body. He tells Elloe, Miek, and all the Pinkies and Bugs with them that they are warbound, and makes them embrace. Miek is pissed about this, and broods about it, fittingly, to Brood (which we may as well use as his name). As this happens, the Shadow Elders come to work out a new Shadow Pact with King Hulk, and they mention reinstating Caiera as the Shadow Guard. Hulk rejects this, and says that he doesn't want a guard, he wants a queen. Caiera blushes. Later, the two engage in a Shadow wedding ceremony, in which Hulk complies with her request to bare all of himself by revealing Bruce Banner. Caiera moves in to kiss Bruce, and he quickly is reverted back to the Hulk. While they have super-strong monster/alien sex (btw, is this the first time Big Green has gotten laid or what?), Miek and Brood discover not only the ship Hulk came to Sakaar on, but the message sent to him by the Illuminati. It ends with Miek deciding to use this to get Hulk's attention, and make him punish the Pinkies for all they did to the Bugs.
10/10, as always.
More like, Hulk was raped. Nobody should want to touch Umar. That will make your penis disentigrate, I don't care WHAT healing factor you may have.
What goons? I always thought of them as henchmen.
I think he got some from that She-Hulk looking babe years ago. There's also Marlo and probably Betty, too, during his Professor days.
I think he got some from that She-Hulk looking babe years ago. There's also Marlo and probably Betty, too, during his Professor days.
Poor hulk, That must have hurt alot, and how could Hulk have sex with a human who I don't care how powerful withoute having something ripped apart?
He has goons, henchmen, AND thugs
New Avengers 27 - got me excited for the new book....and I do mean sexually excited. 9/10
It was the kick in the vagina, wasn't it?
Do you mean Jarella?
I thought you meant She-Hulk, and not only was I going to say something about it being kinky if it were anybody BUT She-Hulk, I was going to say that men contract syphilis just being around her anyway.
Herna herna herna, anyway.
Tropico! You free next Wednesday?