Bought/thought 02/07/07

[Tropico]

Good job singling out all the good people who take time out to write reviews.

Don't try to argue with bias, dude.

 

[GNR]

At least I didn't drop Moon Knight only to replace it with Birds of Prey.

The only two Ultimate books I enjoy are the Ultimates, whenever it's out, and Ultimate X-Men. I'm still wishing BKV would come back to that book.

Reading Ultimate X-men is worse and Moon Knight sucks.(awaits Darth's usual response)

35 cents! OMG! Its Christmas!

You can be such an ass sometimes,seriously.It's like being a prick gets you off,you need to stop wasting your miserable days away on here.

 

[Not Jake]

It's like being a prick gets you off

Yeah who ever heard of a prick getting off

 

[Colossal Spoons]

ATP thought it was weird that Echo sent Matt an email(which I thought was funny) but my concern was why she opted to divulge such secret info in something that really isn' too secure.

Or is DD's secret identity the laughing stock of Marvel secrets?

 

[Not Jake]

Matt probably has a secure...network...thingy...internets.

 

[Tropico]

Hahahahaha, this is becoming "the e-mail that was heard around the world".

 

[Colossal Spoons]

George Bush's goons can intercept even the most secure emails

 

[Not Jake]

Yes, because they have proven themselves so competent in various matters

 

[Fading]

So basically, you've got robotic cyborg clone daughters of Emma Frost comprised of the Cuckoos who no one cares about channeling the Phoenix Force who everyone is tired of being controlled by a talking computer image of a man possessed by intelligent bacteria. And then the X-Men are there for some reason, doing something, with a SHIELD agent.

...

Recipe for success right there, folks.

Lol, one of the best reviews ever .

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Yes, because they have proven themselves so competent in various matters

Haha. Finding Bin Laden is a little harder than intercepting emails. Give the goons a break.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

What goons? I always thought of them as henchmen.

 

[ihateusernames]

Okay, time to review Incredible Hulk #103. The shop I go to has a (probably illegal) policy of selling the copies of issues that shouldn't be on shelves for another week or so which they get as displays, so I've gotten the last two issues of Hulk a bit early. It's wonderful.

Anyway, the Spikes drain so much from Hulk that he briefly turns to Banner, but is hidden under a blanket, so nobody realizes it. Later, Elloe and Miek lead an attack on the loyalists to the late Red King, until one is revealed as Elloe's mother. She and Miek argue about what to do with her, and end up set to fight in the Arena. As they begin, Hulk jumps into the ring, and tells them that if they want to fight, they have to fight him. Moments later, he has weapons sticking out from all over his body. He tells Elloe, Miek, and all the Pinkies and Bugs with them that they are warbound, and makes them embrace. Miek is pissed about this, and broods about it, fittingly, to Brood (which we may as well use as his name). As this happens, the Shadow Elders come to work out a new Shadow Pact with King Hulk, and they mention reinstating Caiera as the Shadow Guard. Hulk rejects this, and says that he doesn't want a guard, he wants a queen. Caiera blushes. Later, the two engage in a Shadow wedding ceremony, in which Hulk complies with her request to bare all of himself by revealing Bruce Banner. Caiera moves in to kiss Bruce, and he quickly is reverted back to the Hulk. While they have super-strong monster/alien sex (btw, is this the first time Big Green has gotten laid or what?), Miek and Brood discover not only the ship Hulk came to Sakaar on, but the message sent to him by the Illuminati. It ends with Miek deciding to use this to get Hulk's attention, and make him punish the Pinkies for all they did to the Bugs.

10/10, as always.

Hulk got laid in the last Defenders arc.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

More like, Hulk was raped. Nobody should want to touch Umar. That will make your penis disentigrate, I don't care WHAT healing factor you may have.

 

[Tropico]

I think he got some from that She-Hulk looking babe years ago. There's also Marlo and probably Betty, too, during his Professor days.

 

[Maxinsc]

More like, Hulk was raped. Nobody should want to touch Umar. That will make your penis disentigrate, I don't care WHAT healing factor you may have.

Poor hulk, That must have hurt alot, and how could Hulk have sex with a human who I don't care how powerful withoute having something ripped apart?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

What goons? I always thought of them as henchmen.

He has goons, henchmen, AND thugs

 

[wobbly]

I think he got some from that She-Hulk looking babe years ago. There's also Marlo and probably Betty, too, during his Professor days.

Do you mean Jarella? I know he loved her but I don't know if they ever indicated they might have been intimate (different, more innocent era though).
As for Marlo...yeah the Gray Hulk put a huge smile on her face so he definitely enjoyed that evening, and the professor Hulk (in the 'Future Imperfect' storyline) was given some unseen 'attention' from a Betty lookalike that he did not appreciate (he was half-paralysed at the time so he couldn't do anything to stop her...).
Don't know if the prof hulk was ever intimate with Betty though...Don't think she was ever keen on that change and they spent half of that time seperated anyway.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I think he got some from that She-Hulk looking babe years ago. There's also Marlo and probably Betty, too, during his Professor days.

I thought you meant She-Hulk, and not only was I going to say something about it being kinky if it were anybody BUT She-Hulk, I was going to say that men contract syphilis just being around her anyway.

Herna herna herna, anyway.

Tropico! You free next Wednesday?

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Poor hulk, That must have hurt alot, and how could Hulk have sex with a human who I don't care how powerful withoute having something ripped apart?

You underestimate the ****e factor that is Umar.

He has goons, henchmen, AND thugs

Henchmen. Goons are usually union, and thugs are too messy. Henchmen.

 

[AndThePickles]

New Avengers 27 - got me excited for the new book....and I do mean sexually excited. 9/10

It was the kick in the vagina, wasn't it?

 

[Kevin]

Vagina!

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

It was the kick in the vagina, wasn't it?

You make it sound like a bad thing.

 

[Maxinsc]

How Big of a ****e is Umar? I'm just wondering.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

She makes She Hulk look conservative.

 

[Tropico]

Do you mean Jarella?

That's her! I always thought they had something, I could be wrong. Of course, Marvel in those days was pretty tame. It's not like Deathbird licking (and I'm talking close up of the tongue on the ear ) Vulcan's ear and later showing them post coital in bed in our modern Marvel, so you can take it either way.

I thought you meant She-Hulk, and not only was I going to say something about it being kinky if it were anybody BUT She-Hulk, I was going to say that men contract syphilis just being around her anyway.

Herna herna herna, anyway.

Tropico! You free next Wednesday?

I believe I will be free, yes.