Today was a rather bad week. I was expecting two crap books, and aside for IRREDEEMABLE ANT-MAN, there were really no books I "hungered" for. Some I liked, sure, but none of the ones I usually anticipate. Or maybe it's this cold I am fighting that has me in a dimmer mood.
I would have gotten X-MEN: PHOENIX: WARSONG #5 to put that bloody crap to bed for good, but my LCS ran out and I seriously have to wonder whether I feel like going back or travelling to another shop simply to see the finale of a story that has long since turned to crud for me just to finish a run. Besides, it is a blessing I missed it, because I didn't expect DETECTIVE this week and I can only swallow so many mud pies at once, and that always goes to ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN.
As always, no spoiler tags in this thread from me. I'm lazy. I also have a cold, so I may be harsher than usual.
DREAD'S BOUGHT/THOUGHT for 2/7/07:
52 WEEK #40: There are officially 12 weeks left as of now (as in 3 months) of 52 left, and naturally over the past month or so this title has really been kicking it into overdrive. Having stuff happen, rounding out plot-threads, and having daring confrontations between good and evil, or hell, amung character A and character B (I mean, Suicide Squad vs. the Black Marvel family; who're actually "heroes" there?). This one all but wraps up the Lex Luthor arc, and seemingly sets up his fall from the "successful business man who pulls Metropolis' strings" and back into the "Donner-film aping supervillian monkey" from OYL Superman stories. Truth be told, both roles have been done to death by Luthor, but that is the problem when franchises run for over 60 years, new angles can be incredibly difficult to pull off. Anyway, this issue has a sequence that Marvel has all but abandoned in most of it's recent major "events" save for the excellent ANNIHILATION that just ended; a hero triumphing over a villian against all odds. Marvel thinks that's not realistic, cynical, or emo enough most times, so they dance around it, have the villians be manipulated as pawns, look for any excuse to have superheroes brain each other, etc. All except for Giffen & the ANNIHILATION crew. If this was a Marvel story, Luthor would have won, Irons or one of the Teen Titans would have been gratituiously murdered and then some editor or Joe Q would gush on Newsarama about how yet another gut-wrenching tragedy "just sets up more goodness to come", which usually is gut wrenching tragedy. You take enough pain and you get dull to it. Anyway, I am digressing terribly. Here, Luthor uses Natasha (who he throttled last ish) as bait to lure out Steel (quite why I am not sure, malice? Arrogance?) to dare him to try to stop him after all his atrocities, and Steel comes packing, with full armor and the Teen Titans backing him up (or at least Raven, Beast Boy, some chick and Plastic Man's son, who almost looks dumber than his father). Luthor cleared his building and is expecting a fight, now that his "everyman" debacle has made the phrase, "look, up in the sky" mean something horrible. They fight past Infinity, Inc, Steel sacrifices his armor to kill Hannibal, and has his showdown with Luthor. Okay, okay, I know the realist in us says, "Man, Luthor either had to be REALLY pulling his punches or not as strong as he thought" to not have killed John Henry Irons without that armor, even if he is some kinda cyborg (he had an explosive fake hand; what, is everyone aping 90's Aquaman now). And the "arrogant to the point of stupidity" villian does get mighty tired. But this time it fooled me because I liked seeing Irons refuse to quit, even when his body was being broken to pieces by Luthor. And yes, maybe it was incredibly plot convient that Natasha is able to reconfigure Irons' hammer to short out Luthor's new powers (which would have killed him in 6 months anyway). But it allowed her to be more than a damsel here and reaffirm her place with John; "earning" things with her brains vs. wanting quick fixes. It was very cool seeing Irons & Nat victorious in the end, after all the manipulations and angst between the two, and after Luthor's whole scream. I like how they kept the last bit off panel, letting the reader imagine the final blow. Unrealistic? Sure. But I have newspapers for that. I read comic books to read about heroes I wish existed fighting villians who sometimes come close to real, and unlike in real life, they win. DC seems to understand this, and I hope ANNIHILATION isn't a fluke and after CW is done with, Marvel gets it too.
DETECTIVE COMICS #828: Another issue of Dini & Kramer's one-shot Batman mysteries, with the only subplot linking 'em being Riddler becoming a legit P.I. and constantly getting in the hair of Wayne & Batman. And while I enjoy these stories immensely, I can understand why it isn't selling like it should. Like BLUE BEETLE in a way (although don't get me wrong, Dini's DETECTIVE run has beaten out BLUE BEETLE at it's worst, IMO), there us no sense of "urgency" that it appears modern fans seem to want. I mean look at how each episode of HEROES, LOST or 24 ends. DETECTIVE doesn't have that, and while I personally enjoy the breather, most fans seem to want some desperate cliffhanger hook or obvious, beating-you-over-the-head 3-6 part arc to jazz 'em. I could have missed this issue or some of the last and not missed much in general, aside for a good solo story. In today's market, that won't get you anywhere near the Top 25, sadly. So maybe there is a sense of "the Big Two just reacting to the market" sometimes. Anyway, as usual, it is another Dini Bat-mystery, and it is a bit good, although the mystery this time, like some episodes of CSI, comes across a little contrived and Batman & Riddler almost trip over themselves pulling clues out of thin air, but as we never knew any of the suspects before this issue, it sort of feels like, well, CSI, where Grissom or whoever goes, "You left your DNA on the monkey paw and I traced back the paw to Madagascar where you were a transvestite hooker named Bibbo who then smuggled his way into Florida disguised an a rhino and then--" etc and you just nod at it all. I mean I never would have guessed that Wayne's one-and-done friend was killed by some guy with ancient artifact weapons, because I was never given the chance to connect the dots (even if, of course, the girlfriend was involved). I mean it all made sense and wrapped up nicely, and Batman & Riddler had some great chemistry trying to one-up each other in both deduction and defending each other in battle (the fight sequence was actually pretty cool), but I sensed a lack of "oomph" here. Still, though, a very enjoyable story and despite not having those obvious hooks and flares, Dini's Batman is a true Dark Knight Detective, and I recommend them to anyone tired of a Batman who dons armor and fights parademons with the JLA. Next issue looks to be another "Robin saves the day" story, and Dini'll have a tough time topping his Joker tale. While I didn't care for Morrison's BATMAN arc enough to return, it did have that urgency that DETECTIVE lacks, and that, along with the obvious namepower, likely explains why it sells 2-3 times better. I still recommend Dini's run, though, and personally prefer it.
IRREDEEMABLE ANT-MAN #5: Unlike ULTIMATE X-MEN, where Kirkman at times seems utterly lost on what he wants to do on that book, ANT-MAN here has a full purpose, if you can bare with the conveluted story (it takes place both "months ago" and "in the present, sorta", which can take some drama out of the suspence for past scenes, as you know Eric or Mitch can't die). But it's another fun romp from Kirkman & Hester with their unabashed U-Turn of a legacy hero concept. Most "legecy heroes" in a way quickly spit-shine themselves to "replace" their previous mantle bearer, or at least are made to be likeable so earnestly that they risk becoming generic, as the new Blue Beetle and Atom face (even Bart was warped a bit to become Emo Wally Lite as The Flash). Kirkman decides to brake the mold and try something new, and is rewarded with low sales and almost no advertising; y'know, the usual. Eric O'Grady is an jerk and almost unashamedly so; while not a ruthless criminal or monster, he's like that jerkwad in every class or office who lies a lot and weasels through life, only now he's stumbled upon a super ant-suit. Turns out that Mitch, in an older Ant-Man suit, encounters Eric in the SHIELD airshaft and beats the snot out of him, before Eric's pet ants attack him and he makes an escape. In the present, Eric escapes his date's apartment and steals a ride on Mitch's "holy snap I ripped off 2099" hovercar. Back in the past, Eric is slowly brushing off Veronica with the "just not into you" routine, and she emotionally breaks down, especially after taking a pregnancy test and presumably being positive. Mitch also makes a "lucky guess" that Eric is the Ant-Man, but can't prove it to anyone and has no proof. While Eric is naturally an oppurtunistic sleaze, neither he or Chris would have been in the position to interfere with that suit if not for Mitch's involvement, so as Kirkman has sais, "no one's hands are clean" here, except maybe Verionica, who'd been lied to all along. The shift from past to present is annoying but Kirkman manages it with a light style that stays current in continuity (the agents play poker and discuss DECIMATION) and on assumptions about SHIELD agents (not all of them fly in jetpacks). In this title, Kirkman's done the impossible; taken a franchise that to my memory has never had an ongoing before that wasn't an anthology like TALES TO ASTONISH or whatever, at least not for the past 20 years, and make it a rivetting cult hit. It's THE SHIELD only with, erm, SHIELD and ANT-MAN. The deadbeat father routine (Eric is SO not going to stick around for Veronica's pregnancy and childbirth, least not at this point in his life) is pushing the barrier a little far with whether one can keep reading without loathing the character enough not to pay $3 for it, but hey, if Cyclops can bounce back from it, ("Honey, I'm going to leave you and our son now to go play with my resurrected true love and best friends for about a year, thanks!"), Eric's not the only one. Besides, soap operas and even Dennis Leary's firefighter drama have implied outright rapes and people still watch. Anyway, Kirkman's on a roll here by going completely against type and casting Ant-Man III as a total opposite of what most heroes usually are, and into a figment of what most cynics believe many men really are. Loved how he assumed he'd eventually become an Avenger. Hey, if Venom and Bullseye can become government soldiers, Eric's a bloody saint in comparison. He's an oppurtunist liar, not a killer. Ant-Man may be "iredeemable", but the book is unstoppable. Pity it won't last a year if sales don't hold steady as it dips way past the Top 100. I hope to enjoy the rest of the arc and Kirkman's run while it lasts. It's been a fun ride.
NEW AVENGERS #27: Y'know, for all the understandable misgivings about the new New Avengers line up (the fact that anyone expects us to care about them being reorganized after barely being assembled for a year's worth of issues is laughable) with random rosters and whatnot, this issue was a lot better than #26 was. It still irked me in ways, but it was a huge improvement from more Hawkeye/Wanda/HOM shipping. Much like Bendis' successful CW issues, it spends most of it's time focusing on one character, Echo. Now, it tells me something when a writer on a team book seems to constantly score when he writes a solo hero but flounder when they all share a stage. It would tell me to keep him on solo's. But what do I know? This is the #1 book of the industry so apparently Bendis is very good at what he does, which is have the Avengers fight ninjas. And yes, the full "new team" arrives, complete with Ronin 2.0, Black Costume Spidey, Iron Fist, and Dr. Strange (along with Cage, Drew, & Wolvie). Right off, seeing Dr. Strange fighting ninjas is bizarre and stupid; couldn't one spell just banish, beat, freeze, etc. them all? I mean imagine if you made Orion one of the Outsiders and expected him to not clobber Penguin's Henchmen by himself if the Outsiders fought them. By all accounts don't make Strange a demi-god, but this should not be a fight. But before that, Bendis is left to pick up where Echo left off, or more to the point, continue his storyline after CIVIL WAR so rudely interupted it. So he has Echo explain her rationale for being Echo and naturally it works, although Bendis gets in a good dig at Internet debaters who engaged in Ronin guessing by calling them "idiots". Got to love that new Marvel mantra, rile the fans, take them for granted, all but cheat them every month, insult them, and count on their passion and gullibility to keep the sales comin', and I guess it works. Everyone has had their guess as to who Ronin 2.0 is, my bet is still on Cap or Hawkeye, but I was wrong before and I don't care about being wrong now, because I don't care about Ronin. The schtick was done once before and twice in less than 12 issues is pushing the hell out of it, not to mention the upcoming USM. Claremont can at least be forgiven for cannibilizing his own work incessantly after 10-20 years; Bendis hasn't been in the majors for that long yet so he has no excuse. So, I don't care if Ronin is Century or Slapstick or Kong for all I know. Make it Cap or Hawkeye or Bucky or Gwen Stacy's Clone or whatever the hell, I really don't have the energy to foam at the mouth and play guesswork again. It barely was worth it the first time. And besides, we're "idiots" who do that, right?
Oh, and I love the cover; if Ronin moved just a little to the left, all the ninjas would collapse on each other and smother Elektra. Speaking of art, for half of it Yu was fine and then the action started and he got very sketchy. Either the inker or something is not the best or maybe he was rushed, or maybe he's not as awesome as many claim, but some of that battle looked like sketchy 90's art from MARVEL COMICS PRESENTS. Oh, and for those who care, apparently Echo sent an email to "Daredevil" in case of her disappearence, as she is killed by Elektra (who kills her just as Bullseye killed her, homage and all, and then goes on about the noble warrior part, I just don't GET how anyone can like this stale cliche of a femme fatale machine, she's like a bad message board RP'er's attempt to play a female character who gets everything wrong but the breasts) and then immediately revived by the Hand to become their warrior, which explains why she stabs Strange in leaked promo art for next issue. So, better than #26, but really not spectacular. Okay, but not great.
NEWUNIVERSAL #3: Ellis is actually doing pretty well here, with a new universe to play with and no characters to butcher, and the pace is at a reasonable rate considering the amount of characters and the proximity apart. One art delay and he's screwed, though, because a 2-3 month gap and I'd completely lose interest. This book is good, but not so jaw-droppingly-fantastic that I would miss it much. It's a slow burn so far, although Justice ices the gang scum who put a bullet into him, which was a fantastically paced sequence. Nice to see someone other than Millar can really kick it with a violent exchange. The rest is more ducks in a row; the archeologists (who resemble Depp, Nicole Kidman and Gene Hackman) discover proof of past superhumans as the fed people devise a plan to start to mobilize attack units, as two sides argue over which theory to the metahumans to take. It's all interesting readable stuff, actually. Maybe in another issue or two if the book starts to really kick it into overdrive, my excitement will improve. Waiting for the trade on this wouldn't be so bad though. But good so far. I don't regret it. Definately a timely revamp of the concept in a post-HEROES market. Much as with CW and the political climate, timing works in Marvel's favor.