Bought/Thought 7/30

X-Men-Odd Men Out: This one-shot, featuring two never-before-seen stories illustrated by the late Dave Cockrum, are nothing much to read. The first is just a recap of everything that's happened to the X-Men up to their early encounter with the Shadow King; the second is a lost story of the New Mutants (the 80's version). Neither are very good. 4/10

Thor #10: Loki, the Prince(ess) of Lies, continues whatever mad scheme he (errr...she) has planned by telling Balder that his is a half-brother to Thor and him...or her. Everything is revealed in this issue, and it's all a probable set-up for something disastrous to come. As usual, this book reads well and looks fantastic. Also, I love the scenes of small-town life compared to the glories (and dangers) of Asgard. My only complaint is it takes so long for each issue to come out, that I wish more happened in a single issue. 9/10

H.P. Lovecraft's Haunt Of Horror #2: Neither this or the first series featuring Edgar Alan Poe have done much for me. I love the art by Corbin, but would rather see him lend his talent to some better tales of horror. It is interesting, though, to read the original poem, and then compare it to the story that was made from it. 5/10

Skaar, Son of Hulk #2: When I heard of this title, I was very skeptical. After all, everything that was good about Planet Hulk only went on a downward spiral once World War Hulk began. Thankfully, everything good about Planet Hulk lives on in this series! Pak has done such a good job, reintroducing the Planet Hulk fans to Sakaar, and slowly filling us in on what has transpired since we last were here and thought that world destroyed. 9/10
 
Fantastic Four-True Story #1: Sometimes I wonder what happens between when a really weird idea gets pitched for a comic to the point of it actually being printed. This book needs one of those old logos on the front, like you used to see in the 70's: The Most Offbeat F4 Adventure Yet. In this book, Susan Richards learns that everyone on Earth (or at least Manhattan) has an apathy towards reading, and in order to correct this problem, the Fantastic Four take a mental, dimensional trip into the world of fiction with the help of Mr. Lumpkin.

Now, the first few pages, I was dumbstruck on how awful this title was. Then, I started to come around to the humor and thoughtfulness to literature the writer had. Sure, the art was horrible; but, I found myself really enjoying the comic, and by the end when the Fantastic Four found themselves in the world of Jane Austen, I was kind of hooked. I'm actually looking forward to the next issue, and that's mainly due to the fantastic wit that Paul Cornell has in regards to classic literature. 8/10

Skrulls Vs. Power Pack #1: As Power Pack gets brought to Patchworld, facing a tribunal on charges that they've been stealing treasures from that planet, four skrulls take their places on Earth in order to conquer it. Don't expect the wit, as seen in the previous comic. This is dummied-down adventures, best suited for the younger reader. (And, please, couldn't they get Katie to stop calling the Alien horse creature that gave them their powers Whitey??!!??) 4/10
 
Say what you will about how awful it normally is but Teen Titans was pretty good.

Beetle/Red Devil make a pretty good pair, and could easily become (which it seems they're pushing) this generation Blue/Gold team.

I haven't gotten to my DC books yet, but I have been liking Teen Titans a lot more lately. It's improved quite a bit over the last few issues. (Now, if only all of DC's books can get on the same page about how to draw Robin. Sometimes he looks as tall and old as Nightwing.)
 
Thor #10: Loki, the Prince(ess) of Lies, continues whatever mad scheme he (errr...she) has planned by telling Balder that his is a step-son to Thor and him...or her. [/B]

You mean half-brother (to Thor anyway).
 
Only three more Marvel comics came out this week. I'll see if I can get them finished before I have to leave work.

Ultimate Spider-Man #124: Say what you will about Bendis (and, don't worry, I've gone off on that subject many times, including my complete apathy for how he turned the Beyonder into a mutant); but, he can write a pretty, damn good issue of Ultimate Spider-Man most times. I love the new beetle (and, realized I miss the glory days of Spider-Man when we'd have some of these classic villians), and the dynamic between him and Spidey worked really, really well...even though he didn't say a damn thing. The new Beetle costume looks great, too. 8/10

True Believers #1: Another new Marvel team miniseries hits the shelves, and this one is about a group, calling themselves True Believers, "a counterculture subversives, self-proclaimed 'Warriors Of The Information Age' who profess to serve the public's interests by rooting out lies, spin and hype wherever they find it." (Of course, any new hero group entails an appearance by Tony Stark and S.H.I.E.L.D. within it's pages, and this doesn't disappoint.) Pretty good first issue, enough to get a reader interested in picking up the second issue. Plus, the central focus for True Believers next case on the final page and mystery involved will do that to. 8/10

New Universal 1959: We've been hearing within the pages of New Universal that the White Event of 2006 wasn't the first of its kind. This issue takes us back to one such event in the year 1953, and we get to see the government's perspective on those effected. As we progress towards 1959...or, more to the point, we flashback, as our story begins in 1959 with the murder of Tony Stark...we see how the government believes a superior life form will enter a system and eradicate the lesser beings, thus planning on the murder of those transformed by the White Event. It's a haunting story, only marred by the writer's need to include someone from the Marvel mythos. One of the beauties of the New Universe is it's not tied at all with the 616; and, this just kind of takes away from the enjoyment of the story, as you focus on Tony Stark a bit more than what's happening within the pages of the comic. Still, if you are a fan of New Universal, it's a must buy. 9/10
 
Fantastic Four: True Story #1

Paul Cornell's been knocking his Marvel projects out of the park, so I was really anticipating this project; the result is pretty good. Something is wrong with fiction, and so the Fantastic Four enter fiction itself (not realizing they're comic book characters) through Willie Lumpkin's mind and set off to find the problem, starting with rescuing the Dashwood sisters from Sense & Sensibility from an army of trolls. The first few pages are kind of weak, but it rapidly gets better once you adjust to Cornell's style. Domingues' art is okay, though I'm not sure its especially suited for this kind of project. Can't wait to see what else awaits the team in the world of fiction.

Green Lantern #33

Hey, after four issues' worth of mostly rehashing old story material we arrive at a substantial chunk of new information! Sinestro rescues Hal from Hector Hammond, and then the two of them fly off to ***** at each other for a while, when Hal's ring reveals that it contains a special message intended for Sinestro alone from Abin Sur: Abin reveals that he uncovered the truth behind the inhabitants of the forbidden world: the five are the only survivors of Sector 666, which was the site of a Manhunter massacre that led to the Guardians shelving them; the Five Inversions vowed to destroy the Guardians in response, but were captured and locked up. They have prophecied that the "black" will overwhelm even the Guardians, and their leader, Atrocitus, is out to uncover it; apparently, it is found in the person of William Hand, who seems to be a necrophiliac who works in his family's funeral home. This arc has still dragged on for way too long, but we've gotten to the good stuff. I'm not sure about this backstory for the Empire of Tears characters; they were effectively spooky in their original appearance a kind of incarnate evil, but now they've been given a semi-sympathetic backstory. Ehh.

Huntress: Year One #6

This wasn't the strongest issue of the series, but it was still pretty good; as a whole, this was an extremely strong debut from Ivory Madison as a comics scribe. There's a rather complicated tangle of misunderstandings and plots going on here, which culminates in a sort of uneasy resolution that leaves future stories open, particularly involving Tony (Madison has expressed a desire to do a lot more with Helena in the future, and as of now I'd be interested to see it). Helena's final confrontation with Omerta I'm not sure about; now, Madison couldn't have her kill him in front of Batman and expect Batman just let her walk away, and there's always an undercurrent in superhero comics that weighs against protagonists going through with that sort of thing (reminds me of that JLU episode, actually). Poor Barbara doesn't do too well in this series, though; Huntress punks her at least twice. Mostly great art from Richards.

Northlanders #8

This is the sort of final issue that is clearly written with a trade in mind; it's mainly aftermath, not a whole lot happening; in a trade, it's sort of the exhalation after the meat of the story in the previous issue; somewhat less effective in single format. Sven formally resigns his claim (and his sword) to, respectively, Hakkar and the Saxon warlords, and then heads off with Enna to live on a remote island somewhere. Flashing ahead we learn this is a story he tells to his infant son (in a period-appropriate touch, this is the only one said to have survived). Brian Wood did a good job of playing with the standard "protagonist goes home" tropes; Sven doesn't end up taking his father's place as leader, but he doesn't go back to Byzantium either.

Thor #10

Hmm, so #1 debuted in early July 2007, and #10 comes out at the arse-end of July 2008; so that's 10 issues in around 13 months, albeit front-loaded. Given how late this series feels like at times, that's not so bad. Anyway, Loki continues to wage her war against subtlety; seriously, she might as well be wearing a big neon sign that says "I am evil and this is my evil scheme"; it gets a bit frustrating to see her just wandering around like this while everyone spouts "oh, we're on to you, Loki" and gets fooled anyway. Putting that aside, JMS scratches off one of the deviations between Lee/Kirby and Myth Thor by revealing that Balder is actually Odin's son by Frigga, which is handled pretty well; Balder actually just going to ask Thor about it is a welcome circumvention of soap opera tradition. Coipel's art is still great, and the covers are still mind-bogglingly generic. But God help me, nobody better act the least bit surprised when Loki's evil scheme is revealed.

True Believers #1

So what do you get when you take a former teenaged Silver Age DC scribe and put him on a Marvel miniseries circa 2008? My interest in finding that out led me to pick this up. Tonally, this is a pretty gritty piece of work (the series opens with the main character disguised as a hooker to infiltrate a gang of rich people who kidnap prostitutes, dose them with MGH, and then sic them on each other dressed in bikinis while the rich watch dressed in superhero costumes). The team, led by Payback (issue title: "Payback is a *****"), are out to disseminate the truth about the rich and powerful; SHIELD is aware of them (in the persons of Stark and Hill), but don't think they're particularly big concerns, although they're unregistered and obviously have some computer skillz; however, the end has the True Believers warning Reed Richards that they've got dirt on him, so that may change. I thought this was decent; I'm not sure if I'll stick with this or not yet. Though it's an offbeat series that has an Orwell quote on it's cover followed by a Rowling one on it's first page.
 
Bit of a small week, and still my LCS sold out of one of my books, which I am too tired from the work week thus far to hunt for right now. Incidentally, it is DYNAMO 5 #15.

It is also interesting that I wasn't involved in an instance of overzealous Bendis-bashing around here. I must be slipping. :o

As always, full spoilers ahoy.

Dread's Bought/Thought for 7/30/08:

BLUE BEETLE #29:
I am not sure if I happened to get an error issue, or it was a line-wide one. The cover of my issue claims Rogers is writing it, when the interior page and DC's online solict clearly say Matthew Sturges, who is not a "guest writer" but the "new series writer". Considering how many people in the audience these days follow creators on runs more than franchises sometimes, I am curious about how much DC may "regret" a printing error here. I doubt it was deliberate, but it is interesting. Even I looked at the cover and thought, "My god, did Rogers return?" in glee before flipping to page one. At least Albuquerque remains on art, and as always does a fantastic job on the title (and why wouldn't he, since becoming the series' regular artist?).

Granted, there isn't a lot of reason to razz on new writers on this title. BLUE BEETLE is apparently a simple enough franchise that a slew of "guest" writers have done stories so far and provided readable stuff, including a writer on his first professional gig and the infamous one behind AMAZONS ATTACK. It may be because the themes are simple and there is only about 2 years worth of material. The first few pages offer a brief recap of the past issues while getting on with Jaime's new adventure.

Blue Beetle is out on patrol of El Paso when he stumbles across a "title fight", which, as his support crew merrily explains, is when two villains are fighting over the "rights" to use an infamous codename. In this case, it is "Hellhound". I knew of one guy from CATWOMAN with that name but a quick search on Wikipedia indicates that two unlucky losers had this name, and both are dead. But, that sort of legacy never stopped anyone from becoming a Goblin, now did it? So we have a Mexican Wrestler type facing a were-hound, with Beetle stuck in between. Meanwhile, Peacemaker gets a paying gig working with the Vanguard, a team of vigilante "border patrolers", and he quickly finds himself keeping them from busting more heads than expected. When the flock of illegals they sweep up suddenly "shoots" themselves up with some sort of super-steroids, Beetle gets involved. It all ties back to Intergang.

Brenda and Paco's relationship is beginning to grow more awkward after they shared a kiss, with Paco wanting to date formally and Brenda appearing more resistant (yet still aggressive). One of the illegals, Mari, pretty much shows up to create tension, but she is connected to Intergang and I expect her to leave soon, once her "insta-tension" subplot between Brenda and Paco has run it's course.

Blue Beetle is a simple hero and franchise and format, and it is refreshing that a new writer can come in and match the feel of the book very well enough that one can almost be fooled by a cover print gaffe. There is the fear that without Giffen & Rogers, or the Reach subplot, the book will run in circles. It is a worthy fear, but so far in this debut issue, Sturges doesn't warrant any panic. The dilemma of a "simple, stable" franchise like this is that it is too easy to slip into routine and not have any forward agenda, but hopefully Sturges can disprove that theory. So many of DC's books are chasing fads and events to try to nip at Marvel's heels, but this one has always kept things simple and effective, delivering solid fundamentals. Sturges first issue follows on that course.

THOR #10: Coipel returns on art, but needed 4 credited inkers, which usually implies being in a rush, although the art is good as always. There are, as always, a lot of things to like about THOR, which has remained a steady Top 10-15 seller doing a good 85-95k in sales, more than double what Thor sold 4+ years ago. Being able to sustain that level after 9 issues and over a year in return (due to delay) is impressive, especially considering Thor hasn't been an Avenger in a good 5 years at this point, and they're Marvel's bread and butter now.

As always, JMS is on his A-Game in dealing with the complexities of Asgardian pathos while intertwining it with the small town folks of Oklahoma who live around the New Asgard. There are cute moments with a hick offering $5 for a "prime Asgard viewing spot" and diner cook Bill getting two conflicting bits of advice on whether to date, or try to date, an Asgardian beauty. The big "drama" of the issue is that Loki's tale to Balder about being a long lost son of Odin and worthy to become the Prince of Asgard is true, and Thor backs him up. Things are kept subtle, but Loki is clearly planning to install Balder at the throne because he is easier to manipulate than Thor would be. There are some people who go, "Thor should have known better than to ever trust Loki", but that's like asking Batman to simply paralyze the Joker and end his threat forever; it isn't going to happen. The trick is how well it is handled.

The downside, of course, is that THOR is in a rut. The title character has barely been appearing in many of his stories. All of them are in the Norse niche and the "culture clash" between Thor and the locals is mostly played for laughs or vignettes. Thor does "good work" when not sitting on the throne looking bored, but we never see it. Is there no crime in Oklahoma? Not one super-villain about the area? Not even the occasional quick-spreading fire? Thor is simply locked in his own Norse soap-opera fighting Norse threats and while that is all well and good, especially how JMS writes it, a rut is a rut is a rut. Thor needs guest appearances in SECRET INVASION or a mini series to actually INTERACT with other MU figures or DO something beyond sit in his kingdom and say "aye", and that is a little annoying. Plus, any writers that spends an entire issue around one conversation would be accused of decompression, and JMS fit the bill right here. I hate to say it, but some issues THOR is the poster child for decompression.

There was so much energy to this release, and the first few issues. "Omigod, how will the MU react to Thor, or Thor to them?" And beyond one smack-down with Iron Man, JMS is leaving that to other books and other writers, and that seems like a missed opportunity. Other runs got stuck because readers figured out how isolated Thor was and left in droves. It would be folly to risk that again. I mean, even if Asgard is considered neutral territory, wouldn't it get an Initiative team? Wouldn't there have been some crime? Hell, I'd even take a rematch against Mongoose now. Maybe even borrowing Thor Girl for an issue or so. I just feel there is world of possibilities that JMS is missing so he can do Thor vs. Loki, Round 1 Billion. It is like how Marvel threw away every good idea in Morrison's X-Men run for, what, the chance to have the upteenth rematch against Magneto? Nothing stings worse than potential you think is being wasted, or on the verge of being so.

Unfortunately, the downside of success is that it allows the notion to exist of "not fixing what ain't broke", which makes ruts possible. The deal with DC means JMS won't be on THOR forever (the average creator launch is 12-18 issues these days) and hopefully he leaves Thor in a good place to succeed without him.

It is annoying, I guess, to read an issue that you acknowledge is good, but having settled into that, you can sometimes only see the missed opportunities. I mean, how many generic Thor covers have we seen? 10? They make the first 50 covers to USM look distinct. When I imagine Thor, I imagine thunder booming, a war cry to action, a vibrant, dynamic, storied hero....and instead I get DAYS OF OUR ASGARDIANS. People who love the mythology sometimes forget that Thor was a super hero too, and trading one for the other does neither any service. I see JMS settling for a B average when A+'s are within grasp.

X-MEN: FIRST CLASS #14: As usual, a fun little adventure based on Parker's very loose continuity with the 60's era original X-Men, with Roger Cruz providing dynamic, good humored art. Realistically speaking, there is no way Machine Man could have met the original 5 X-Men as he debuted in 1977. But this series has always played fast and loose with continuity. But in a way it is tolerated because while a lot of series do that to push some edgy, shocking new direction, XM:FC just does it to tell a simple, light hearted story on it's own terms.

In a rare multi-part arc, Angel has left the team to live it up in an underground society where he has a girlfriend and no one fears his wings, so the X-Men have been stuck with only four members. Dr. Abel Stack meets up with Xavier and suggests his robot "son", a prototype android for the military, meet the X-Men for the experience. They run into some Lava Men and hyjinks ensue. This is simple, Silver Age style storytelling with modern patterns of dialogue and and action pacing, and it is fun to see the X-Men sometimes not be too "edgy" to do this. X-23 starts to go a little haywire, especially when the Lava Men tear off his face and force the robot to confront that it really isn't a man. The X-Men manage to seal off the Lava Men and save X-23's robot brain, so he can be rebuilt. Fun, simple story as always that doesn't act like more than it is.

Coover provides a silent strip chronicling the rest of the Mansion missing Warren, and it works quite well to continue the subplot without beating the dead horse. The cover to the next issue has Angel on it, so the subplot may not be lasting much longer.

Simple fluff, but it is good to get a break from the pithy self-importance of other comics sometimes.
 
True Believers #1 - had not heard anything about this title before but saw a good review on cbr. It's f'ing terrific. it's similar to The Boys, but set in the marvel u (and not quite as graphic, but still adults-only).

highly recommended.
 
I've read most of my comics already but I'm not in a mood to review. I will say, though, that Thor #10 has finally turned me to the side of those who've been crying for something to happen. Seriously, it finally hit me that we're 10 issues in and all we've seen Thor do is resurrect Asgardians and then sit around on Asgard. Maybe it was a mistake to leave Thor as king of Asgard. The issue is good, and I was genuinely intrigued about what Balder's new status may mean in the future, but that's the whole problem: everything interesting about Thor right now is potential for the future. I'm not saying I advocate Thor turning into a brainless smash-'em-up comic, but something needs to start happening in the present because, quite frankly, even I'm starting to lose interest.
 
Oh, I enjoyed Black Panther as well, but I really wish Dane would punch T'Challa in the face and take his sword back. There's something distinctly wrong with a character so far out of the fantasy sphere wielding the Ebony Blade, especially since he didn't actually use it for anything he couldn't have done with any normal sword in this issue. Cornell, get on that s***.
 
BTW Corp...new Wizard showed the upcoming Black Knight statue...with black sword. It's damn good looking.
 
This one? That is pretty sweet. I have the Bowen mini-bust with the red cape (which is cool, since I always thought Dane's classic costume looked better with the red cape). It's also pretty damn sweet.
 
Oh, I enjoyed Black Panther as well, but I really wish Dane would punch T'Challa in the face and take his sword back. There's something distinctly wrong with a character so far out of the fantasy sphere wielding the Ebony Blade, especially since he didn't actually use it for anything he couldn't have done with any normal sword in this issue. Cornell, get on that s***.

I liked the issue, too, but didn't realize it was the Ebony Blade (sometimes I skip words :O ) When did he pick up this trinket?
 
He took it off of the crazy, Vatican-supported Black Knight early in the series. Back when Dane guest-starred in New Excalibur, he mentioned that his Ebony Blade felt fake and said he would try to investigate that rather than join Excalibur when Captain Britain offered.
 
Early in the BP series? When JRJR was doing it, because I was reading it then (although, I may have skipped over some of Hudlin's masterful prose.)
 
I don't know when, exactly. I stopped reading BP after two issues. Aaron's first issue is the first time I've come back to the series since then.
 
**** it wasn't that early, it was the lead up to Civil War.
 
Oh, never mind, then. Clearly, I'm not qualified to give information on Black Panther, since I've read less than 1% of the series at this point.
 
Yeah, it's here in my notes on what to hate on concerning Black Panther.
 
Yeah he took the sword back when JR jr was drawing it. Panther's sister killed that Russian Radioactive Man with it.
 
The whole Ebony Blade debacle was explained once, but with many holes. Apparently, the Black Knight assassin stole the blade from Dane, but since he feared the blood curse replaced the original blade with the blade that BP has, at some point, Dane recovered the original Ebony Blade. This all happened in New Excalibur which no one read because Claremont wrote that ****.
 
What? Dane only appeared in New Excalibur during Tieri's fill-in, as far as I know, and he ended his tenure with the team claiming that something was off with his Ebony Blade and he needed to investigate it. :huh:
 

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