Bought/Thought for 10/10/07: HEAVIEST OF SPOILER ALERTS!!

[TheCorpulent1]

Theater.

 

[Phaedrus45]

Was anyone else in the theater with you? That movie was one of the biggest flops of this year.

 

[PhotoJones]

Damnit, go out and watch Tenacious D and the POD then come back.

The Arrangement: If you win I'll pay your rent but you'll have to put up Corps soul if you lose.

So basically, all I have to lose is Corp's soul? Deal.

 

[moraldeficiency]

Theater.

Check out the DVD, my second favorite scene is in it (other than the Devil/Grohl rock off). It's called Army/Navy and the song in it is just so @ucking great.

 

[moraldeficiency]

So basically, all I have to lose is Corp's soul? Deal.

We have an agreement.

 

[moraldeficiency]

Was anyone else in the theater with you? That movie was one of the biggest flops of this year.

I didn't know it did badly. I'm mainly friends with musicians and I think you needed to know about music to get a lot of the jokes and references. I thought it was great.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, it did pretty bad. Still, it's the D, so I was proud to spend my money and time and have my feet stick to the floor in the theater.

 

[PhotoJones]

I hate the sticky floors.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

We all do, but they're a moviegoing institution.

 

[PhotoJones]

If my shoel comes untied while I'm there, I'm finished.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

What's a shoel?

 

[Xofenroht]

What's a shoel?

I think it's one of those skirts you tie around your waist.

We all know how photojones likes to get down.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Well, we do now, unfortunately.

 

[PhotoJones]

What's a shoel?

I think it's one of those skirts you tie around your waist.

We all know how photojones likes to get down.

That'd be a kilt. And that's not a skirt. A shoel is like a shoe, but it's more awesome.

 

[Xofenroht]

That'd be a kilt. And that's not a skirt. A shoel is like a shoe, but it's more awesome.

No man, not a kilt. I'm talking about those wrap around skirts hippie chicks wear these days. It's just like a tapestry you tie around your waist. I'll never forget those, one of them came untied around my friend's waist while she was standing in front of the whole auditorium. That's when everyone else found out she didn't wear underwear.

 

[PhotoJones]

No man, not a kilt. I'm talking about those wrap around skirts hippie chicks wear these days. It's just like a tapestry you tie around your waist. I'll never forget those, one of them came untied around my friend's waist while she was standing in front of the whole auditorium. That's when everyone else found out she didn't wear underwear.

And that's called a "shoel"? Wouldn't that just be called, you know...a "skirt"?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

No, it's different from normal skirts because you tie it. You don't normally tie skirts.

I hear.

 

[PhotoJones]

So, it's a towel, then?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I assume it's not made of that towelly material.

 

[BrianWilly]

If by "every single day" you mean "Maybe once every three or four months or whenever Joss Whedon feels like getting around to actually writing a comic," then yes, that is correct.

See, that's 'cause you're still banking on Marvel, which is never a good idea. In every other elsewhere, his work comes out as on-time as really fast clockwork.

And Sugarshock. God hates you if you've never read Sugarshock.

 

[Xofenroht]

I assume it's not made of that towelly material.

It's more like that material you hang up in a room, like a thin curtain/sheet. You know, to block certain smells from leaving the area.

 

[Phaedrus45]

It's not the sticky floors that bug me. If you go into a theater that's been there for a while, think of the various people you see around you. Now, imagine the seats you are sitting in. Sweaty, greasy, stinky people...all in chairs that are never, EVER, cleaned. Those little handles on the sides of the chairs must be covered in bacteria and germs. You're butt is sitting where thousands and thousands of butts have sat, farting and generally stinking to high heaven. I would venture a guess that a theater seat is the most bacteria infested seat you could sit in. Even seats in a seedy, downtown XXX movie theater probably gets scrubbed once in a while...not the seat you're sitting in, though, at your local multiplex.

 

[Phaedrus45]

Oh, and on top of that...imagine all the guys who rush to the bathroom...you think they are washing their hands after holding their tallywackers??? Those same hands where your soda now rests in it's armholder. Then, don't lean back too much without a hoody on...everyone's greasy, grimy hair has been on the back of that same seat. Who knows, the last person might even have had head lice.

Enjoying that bucket of popcorn now???

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Thank heaven for pants, I guess.

 

[Xofenroht]

Oh, and on top of that...imagine all the guys who rush to the bathroom...you think they are washing their hands after holding their tallywackers??? Those same hands where your soda now rests in it's armholder. Then, don't lean back too much without a hoody on...everyone's greasy, grimy hair has been on the back of that same seat. Who knows, the last person might even have had head lice.

Enjoying that bucket of popcorn now???

Well, in that case, all the moviegoers are even with each other

OR

You should worry about public transportation, doctor's offices, benches sitting outside, dorm room beds, the food you eat, food at strip clubs, people you sleep with....