TheCorpulent1
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The Hulks don't bother me because, again, they're easy to avoid. Don't like 'em? Don't read things with "Hulk(s)" in the title. Simple.

Thats how I feel about Wolverine, his kids, Hulks, and Deadpool. I fail to see how they are "being shoved down our throats". There isn't 4 different Atlas ongoings every month. Sure, there is a mini every now and then, but thats it. They aren't showing up in crossovers or main titles
I'm glad I can blame "casual fans", whatever that is, for the demise of a book I really enjoy. But hey, at least there are a few Hulk, Wolverine, Deadpool books I can pick up every month in its place. Theres nothing like a lack of variety and quality.
It is funny how with AGENTS OF ATLAS, it seems to some of you, Marvel can't win. Not a week goes by on the forums when many fans don't bemoan, "why, oh WHY won't Marvel give anything that isn't a top selling franchise a chance?" And then when they do give something a good, honest push, many of those same fans then whine, "Why can't they stop shoving this down our throats and give us more of the same old top selling rubbish?" Fans like that, frankly, are why Joe Q has zero respect for them, and why he's staked his career to deliberately avoid trying to please them. They can't be pleased.
You know, I find this claim kind of interesting, because I don't many fans bemoaning that really. The few I do, usually they do pick up the series and stuff you're referring to.
I can't remember who, but I know someone said this too recently, that there was so much call for 'new things' on these forums, but I'm kind of curious where those calls are. I don't see them much. Sure, they pop up occasionally, but I see way more of the latter of what you're talking about than I ever do the former
It is funny how with AGENTS OF ATLAS, it seems to some of you, Marvel can't win. Not a week goes by on the forums when many fans don't bemoan, "why, oh WHY won't Marvel give anything that isn't a top selling franchise a chance?" And then when they do give something a good, honest push, many of those same fans then whine, "Why can't they stop shoving this down our throats and give us more of the same old top selling rubbish?" Fans like that, frankly, are why Joe Q has zero respect for them, and why he's staked his career to deliberately avoid trying to please them. They can't be pleased.
The fact of the matter is that if you want any new franchise to get "important", you can't just give it one book and call it a day. It has to appear in as many places as possible. Bendis didn't just elevate Luke Cage overnight. First he was popping up in ALIAS, then THE PULSE, then NEW AVENGERS and damn near every story Bendis wrote, even issues of DAREDEVIL. At no point has anyone ever complained, "Oy, enough with Power Man already!" Even Iron Fist didn't get his franchise run on IMMORTAL IRON FIST with Fraction & Brubaker out of thin air; he had to pop up in NEW AVENGERS and pose as DAREDEVIL for a while to get there.
Taste is always subjective. It was probably predictable that nearly anything Jeff Parker wrote for a while would include the Agents. But what did he write, besides their ongoing and mini's? THUNDERBOLTS? Oh, heavens, that sure lights the Top 65 chart on fire, doesn't it? It isn't like they popped up in NEW AVENGERS or SIEGE at all. Steve Gerber did that all the time with characters he created and/or loved in the 70's and 80's, and everyone says that's a great approach.
I've enjoyed AGENTS OF ATLAS, and ATLAS, and GORILLA-MAN completely. I liked X-MEN VS. AGENTS OF ATLAS well enough, it was amusing for two issues. The AVENGERS VS. ATLAS mini wasn't as hot, a bit hit or miss. As as THE URANIAN's mini. NAMORA's one shot was alright. But, sales haven't held up and it seems at this point that Marvel is cutting bait with the Agents, for those of you who don't like seeing anything clog up those waters that isn't Hulk, Wolverine, Deadpool, or soon to be Thor. Marvel's strategy with anything these days is to crank out as many titles as they think they can get away with and beat it flat. Jeff Parker will be writing HULK and it remains to be seen if the Agents will pop up there. From the cover at least, Iron Man will (and there's a character who shows up too rarely these days, Iron Man. I surely can't pick any Marvel comic at random and have a 1:3 chance of having Iron Man in it).
Every time a book with unique or original characters die, something mundane takes it's place. I do agree that Marvel's price scheme doesn't help new or lessor known titles; people may be willing to pay $4 for an Avengers title, but for a D-List franchise? At this point, though, Joe Q charges $3.99 for the staff bathroom, so I don't think that'll change.


The problem with this is 1) what I'm talking about is personal opinion, NOT about Jeff Parker's writing, but about my lack of interest in these characters. I have every single issue of Agents and every appearance they've been in. In fact, I would venture a guess that I might have every comic that Jeff Parker has written...or, damn close to it. Just because this isn't my cup of tea doesn't mean I don't think other characters are being rammed down my throat even more. Also, 2) while I might say I don't like this title, which you find refreshing with all the other books people usually buy, I'm still purchasing many, many titles that aren't the usual Wolverine, Hulk, and the like. And, I give them mad props..like with Terry Moore's excellent series, Echo.
Plain and simple, Agents have a track record. They are simply doomed for failure, because the team is not interesting to enough readers for a variety of factors. I don't place that blame on Jeff Parker's writing; because, to me, he's one of the five best Marvel currently has. That said, I don't mind if after Atlas fails if another series or mini gets pitched to me. But, I cannot understand the thinking that says "we have a tough time selling Atlas to the fans; so, lets give them solo books of the characters." (Heck, the first issue of The Uranian bored me enough that I haven't read the next two issues that have been sitting in my box.)
This all said, Agents and their minis still beat the one comic I have disliked by him more than all others: The Age Of The Sentry. (Maybe Sentry needs to join Atlas? That could actually fit together rather nicely.)
I think over time, unfortunately, Dread has come to the realization that all comics he likes are considered "good" comics, and all those that he dislikes are "bad" comics, and that we should all be reading the good comics and not buying the bad comics.
This type of holier-than-thou attitude (which usually happens in the mid-20's) about comic books is nothing new... I knew people like that in 1978, and apparantly, I still know people like that in 2010...
Fortunately, most of these kind folks will gain some maturity over time and learn to appreciate that any comic book reader has their own personal tastes and that any and all comics that they buy, regardless of personal opinion, are as good (or possibly as bad) as the people who buy them think they are.
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DC follows that reasoning all the time with their struggling franchises; where is all the whining about TEEN TITANS or so on? Their entire strategy seems to be, "when in doubt, give it a spin off, or two". Marvel has started to follow that strategy a bit too often lately, though.
I suppose business wise, those solo mini's didn't make much sense when the core AGENTS OF ATLAS/ATLAS title struggled. But I actually liked the titles and the characters, so I didn't complain. Even if there soon became enough material that Jeff Parker acquired a batting average. It's a bit strange to like a writer yet despise his seminal work. That's like saying, "I adore Bendis' writing, except for NEW AVENGERS, DAREDEVIL, ALIAS, PULSE, or ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN."
Like I said before, Marvel has fallen out of love with the AGENTS. After ATLAS #5 and a Gorilla-Man issue of DEADPOOL TEAM-UP, you won't see them again unless they happen to pop up again in THUNDERBOLTS or HULK.
I've probably become blunter on Hype, because I write for Examiner now, and that's where I get in my Pollyanna fan writing. What's the point of posting on a message board if I don't shoot from the hip a bit?![]()

The Agents of Atlas are not a case of, say, wanting to read an Avengers comic but having Bendis' street-level bulls*** with Wolverine, the Sentry, and a few other terrible characters as your only option for the last few years.
I only listed two that I didn't like. Atlas main series was always a decent read...though, because of my lack of excitement for these characters, it was always low on my reading list. That first series was pretty good; but, I liked the second most of all. They fit in well with the whole Dark Reign thing. Those solo titles, though, like I said did nada for me. And, the only other title by his I mentioned was Age Of The Sentry. (And, if he can make 3D man work with Atlas, his Age Of The Sentry style of story could easily fit Sentry into Atlas somewhere.)
Now, here are titles that I think Parker did a dang good job on:
Fall Of The Hulks - These books done by Parker actually made me care about all the stuff that Loeb had been doing for the past couple years. It's just like Pak is doing again with Incredible Hulk.
X-Men: First Class - I have a ton of these books signed by Parker. He made old school X-Men fun again; and, this series only went downhill when a new writer came aboard. The comic was still alright; but, nothing compared to Parker's run. (I associate Parker with this book as much as Atlas. Thing is, he didn't have all the spin-offs that would have been overkill for a nice book that came out monthly.)
Underground - Now, this book really displays the talent of Parker. This indie title showed what Parker can do when he gets away from all the superheroes. THIS is what I wish we'd see more of. Sadly, most people ignored it...I'd think even a lot more than Agents.
Thunderbolts - Some of my favorite moments with Thunderbolts came in Parker's run. Now, here is a group book that I would have loved seeing a couple solo stories about. (I never was a fan of Ghost; but, now I want to see more of him.) This shows what great things Parker can do with a title that draws a bigger audience.
Parker also did a few minis that I enjoyed, like Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four...and, one of my biggest surprises, I actually got into the 1602 Universe again with his Spider-Man 1602. (Now, I think THAT is a title only I read on these boards.)
I don't think Marvel has "fallen out of love with (them)." They are gaging the fans reaction; and, they've resurrected this team almost as much as they have Spider-Girl. (I dig me Spider-Girl, and am really sad to see her go.) For me, it seems Marvel has their big guys who get a lot of attention, and we've got these really great writers who take a few years to get noticed...even though they develop a loyal following of fans. (Slott totally comes to mind. Right now, I think Tobin will rise in the ranks, just as Parker has.) For some reason, it just takes Marvel a while to see what we see. Now, Parker is on to "bigger and better things," even if some of us might not agree.
BTW, who knew a little review of Gorilla-Man would solicit such a response? I guess I should have, because Agents seem to get a few people riled up, just as bringing up OMD can do.

Well, and I may have been a bit crass in my initial post, but yes, you have become more "harsh" with age... as I mentioned before, I think we've all "been there, done that".
And for the record, I simply try to set the record straight when people make blatant ingnorant posts in regarding the Spider-Books (typically, these are just the people who have a mad-on with JQ because he raped their childhood hero ad nauseum... and will make incorrect statements regarding the new direction), which will put me in a position of "disagreement" with some people... admittedly, ASM hasn't been perfect, but it appears like they are trying to connect the dots... as far as continuity goes.
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