Bought Thought, July 2nd, 2008

[Anubis]

We could form "CAPTAIN *****E BAG!!!"

 

[Doc Destruction]

As long as I don't have to wear the heart ring.

 

[Darthphere]

Everyone knows I'm all heart.

 

[Anubis]

There is no Heart ring.

Theres hate, rage, elitism, apathy, and dick jokes.

 

[Darthphere]

There is no Heart ring.

Theres hate, rage, elitism, apathy, and dick jokes.

Which one am I?

 

[Anubis]

Well, you are made of hate...but then, so is Corpy.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I'm more rage, I think. It comes and goes. Darthphere's hate rests on a slow simmer, constant and unwavering.

 

[Doc Destruction]

Hell no, I'll rip that rage ring from your finger with my teeth if I have to.

 

[DBM]

Dibs on Dick jokes.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Hell no, I'll rip that rage ring from your finger with my teeth if I have to.

All right, don't have an aneurysm over it or anything. Rings make my fingers uncomfortable anyway.

 

[Doc Destruction]

Aneurysms are my specialty. I thought you'd know me better than that by now .

 

[Anubis]

Fine, I'll take elitism. I mean come on, I am better than all of you tit wanks as it is.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Um, sorry, guy. Your fate was sealed right from the start:

 

[Anubis]

Fine, I don't care.

 

[Anubis]

Dibs on Dick jokes.

And you will be the most powerful one of all.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I guess that leaves me with elitism. Of course, all that other stuff was just a clever ruse I orchestrated for you ninnies to unwittingly give me my rightful title anyway.

 

[Anubis]

Well then

"We're the *****eteers!
you can be one too!
cuz b***hin' bout comics is the thing ta do!"

 

[Blader5489]

If you want us to come in and pad the thread with our bulls**t we could. But somebodies gonna have to play Photo Jones here, and I don't have enough *****e bag in me to pull it off.

Isn't that Hans' gig?

 

[Anubis]

Who the f**k is Hans?

 

[DBM]

And you will be the most powerful one of all.

That's what she said.

(See what I did there? It's a thinly-veiled dick joke.)

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yes. Thank you, Michael Scott.

 

[DBM]

Yes. Thank you, Michael Scott.

I had to look up who that was.

Your pop culture references elude me.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Pff. Philistine.

 

[DBM]

Pff. Philistine.

I had to look up who that was.

Your biblical references elude me.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I think I've satisfied my elitist quota for today.