Caption This: X-men 3 [merged]

[@JeanGrey]

t:t:t:t:... Moskau!

 

[The Ones]

Phoenix: And now i shall squirt shards of clay at you from my crack

X: Thats just not right

 

[blah]

Wolverine: ARRGGGGH! I can't believe this thread is back even after the movie is long gone.
Guy: Maybe it's because the new X-men III DVD? I'm gonna buy it from Best Buy...
Wolverine: NO COMMERCIAL BREAKS WHEN I'M DOING MY BERSERKER'S RAGE, MUTHA$#%^!!!!

 

[The Ones]

Wolverine: HOLY ****? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

Guy: I'll give ya gold, laddie

 

[La_She-Beast]

Professor X: Let this be our final battle.
Jean Grey: Doo doo doo, bam bam bam
Professor X: Nananananananananana...
Jean Grey: Nananananana, your head's about to explode,nanananana
Storm: What's going on here?
Professor X: Psychic battle, Storm. Nanananananana!

^Lol, looks like the 70's Batman Theme: Nanananananana Batmaaaan...

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Wolverine: Tell me pal, do I need deodarant or not?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Storm: It's Jean, Professor.
Xavier: Yes, I know Ororo, she's out of control
Storm: No, the ***** done ate the last Oreo!
Xavier: Oh no she didn't!

 

[weatherwitch]

Wolverine's second day of kindergarten turned ugly during a round of the Chicken Dance...

 

[jimjam-06]

Storm: A cure?There's nothing to cure.Nothings wrong with any of us for that matter.
Xavier: Simmer,down now Storm.

Storm: Oh HELL no!

I shoulda smacked that b**chass,baldhead,mutha****er.

OH MY GOD! I haven't laughed this much in ages t:

 

[the a1ant]

Dania: She wanted "more to do" so I got to kick her butt in a few extra scenes.
Halle: B****.

Hugh: You know...in the comics...um, the 'ultimate' comic books, Colossus and Wolverine showered together in a *cough* homoerotic scene.

Daniel: Ur...

Hugh: Woah, woah. Sorry mate, I'm sorry!

 

[XMENfreaq]

LOL! thats hilarious!



heres mine:

BRETT: Oh. Ooh. I feel...something...back there, Famke. What is that? *flirty smile*
FAMKE: I don't know. But you better get your hands off before i give you...THE TITTY TWISTER!
GUY IN RED: Ooh! Nice pants, Famke...

 

[britrogue]

Ok, I felt like being creative and immature at the same time LOL

 

[La_She-Beast]

^Haha

Magneto: OoooOohh Worthy... could you cure me...?

 

[@JeanGrey]

Ok, I felt like being creative and immature at the same time LOL

t:t:t:t:t:

 

[XMENfreaq]

Ok, I felt like being creative and immature at the same time LOL

hehehe thats pretty cool! Take THAT Kitty! hehehe jk

 

[britrogue]

I just loved the sulky look on Kitty's face and the shocked look on his. Take that!

 

[TKing]

Hehe! Fabulous.

 

[XMENfreaq]

JEAN: *grunting noises*
LOGAN: Jean, STOP! I have to take a break! Be bcak in 10!

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

JEAN: *grunting noises*
LOGAN: Jean, STOP! I have to take a break! Be bcak in 10!

LOL haha.

Jean: Here...let me.

Logan: WTH...Ooooooh...Gah...that-

Jean: feels good? -squeezes harder-

Logan: -squeeks- yeah. ugh...


uh Jean, u can let go now...

Xavier: What the hell!?!

 

[The Ones]

Logan: How about we make out eh?

Jean: Sure, but you should know one thing, *unzips trousers* Im a man

Logan: Oh my god, thats disgusting

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

LOL ... oh man. Well...that doesn't bother me. ahem. -shuts his eyes- Oi...

Logan runs away and rushes to Xavier's office.

Xavier: Logan, Im busy.

Logan: It can't wait professor.

Xavier: Alright...what is it?

Logan: Jean is a man.

 

[XMENfreaq]

HAHAHAHA! u guys are funny!

STORM: Well, I heard that Jean is a MAN! Hmmm. Doesn't surprise me....AHA! I can have Logan all to myself.........

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Xavier: Henry, welcome back.
Beast: Why, thank you Professor.
Wolverine: You sure are awfully blue. Do mutants come in other colors?
Beast: God, do you always to hog screentime?
Wolverine: But the people lo...
Storm: *****, please.

 

[Torch'sGurl]

Wolverine: THE DIRECTOR GOT PAID HOW MUCH?

Guy: GAME OVER, MAN.

 

[Torch'sGurl]

^Haha

Warren Sr: Whoa, that was you?

Warren Jr(off screen): DAD!!

Warren Sr: You sink!!!! Get some Febreeze in here. Quickly.