Caption This: X-men 3 [merged]

[Son Of Logan]

"So it's 'grrr', 'grrr', 'best at what I do', and 'bub' last?"
"Really Hugh, It's not Shakespeare."
"Yeah not Star Trek either."
"Point taken."

This was frikkin' gold.

 

[BHD]

Hugh: Hey hey hey hey wait wait wait wait no no no no no.....We had an agreement. It says here Professor X lives? No he dies, just like Cyclops. I want nobody in the way of Wolverine becoming the new leader!
Patrick: Oh........
Brett: But what about Halle?
Hugh: You leave her to me.........

 

[Bob Jahovic]

Colossus: Yep, now that I'm kneeling down, I almost blend in.

Little Human Kid (Offscreen): AHHHHH!!! Mommy! MOMMY!! IT'S A MONSTER!!

 

[Bob Jahovic]

Kid 1: I can't believe that Peter gets a TV in his room.

Kid 2: I can. Did you hear what he had to do to Storm and Jean to get that TV. And don't even ask about what he had to do to get on the team...

Colossus: *Pimpin' Face*

 

[sparky_parker]

Jean: " Oh god, the prof has pissed himself again!"

Storm: "Don't take any notice, he is just attention seeking again!"

Cyclops: "must...try... not to..... look...at...piss!"

Collosus: " DAH!........ what is that smell?? Reminds me of ol mama's cooking!"

 

[BHD]

Jean: " Oh god, the prof has pissed himself again!"

Storm: "Don't take any notice, he is just attention seeking again!"

Cyclops: "must...try... not to..... look...at...piss!"

Collosus: " DAH!........ what is that smell?? Reminds me of ol mama's cooking!"

haha, i like this one

 

[sparky_parker]

why thank ye kind stranger!

 

[lordofthenerds]

Piotr (to the girl): Sometimes its so big I have to carry it in a cage.
Guy: If only I could be like that.
Piotr finally gets to his room.

Piotr: Man they were totally on to us...So you want to go through with this, right?
Kid: I already told you I like puppets and hot dogs.
Piotr (with hand in naughty area): "Hi Billy I'm a penus."

 

[*xmenfan*]

Phoenix: "But I dont wanna go to the Nsync reunion concert!"

lol

 

[High Voltage]

singer: b!tch i already gave you a line to say, that damn oscar has gone to your head!!

berry: kiss my black ass singer!

rest of the cast: here we go again.....

Lol! That had me in stitches

 

[eXperiment]

"I'm BATMAN!"

"You ever dance with the Devil in the Pale Moonlight?"

"Winged Freak Terrorizes. Wait'll they get a load of me."

"I just had a horrible Nightmare that Bryan Singer made a Batman movie!"

lol, thats was good

 

[CapBeerCino]

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

 

[eXperiment]

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

Hikarious, what movie is that from?

 

[CapBeerCino]

Hikarious, what movie is that from?

I dont really know. Why? Would you watch it?

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Pirates of the caribbean

 

[kent brockman]

thats actually a startrek movie (bet ya didnt know he was a startrek actor)... insurrection, i think. he makes worf walk the plank in the holodeck...


edit: actually, i think it was startrek: generations

 

[eXperiment]

thats kinda weird. I never liked star trek

 

[weatherwitch]

thats actually a startrek movie (bet ya didnt know he was a startrek actor)... insurrection, i think. he makes worf walk the plank in the holodeck...


edit: actually, i think it was startrek: generations

It is. This is right before he finds out his brother and his family (nephew Rene) are dead. Gawd, i am such a geek. *sigh*

 

[weatherwitch]

thats kinda weird. I never liked star trek

BLASPHEMER!!!!!!! *lights torch*

 

[GothicPowerMix1]

Spider-Man 'Hey sorry for walking in on this Interactive 3D Game you guys stopped playing because of me but I have a couple of Pizza's waiting for the Dude who ordered them outside this room. The Professor did not let me bring them in. Any of you order a Pizza: ?

Storm - "Kiss my Black Ass Spider-Man"

Logan - "Sleep with one eye open bub. I was kicking major ass this round but you ruined it"

Spider-Man = "You said that last time Logan"

 

[eXperiment]

Spider-Man 'Hey sorry for walking in on this Interactive 3D Game you guys stopped playing because of me but I have a couple of Pizza's waiting for the Dude who ordered them outside this room. The Professor did not let me bring them in. Any of you order a Pizza: ?

Storm - "Kiss my Black Ass Spider-Man"

Logan - "Sleep with one eye open bub. I was kicking major ass this round but you ruined it"

Spider-Man = "You said that last time Logan"

LMAO, good one. lol

 

[Tissues]

Angel: Dad... Why did you need to take my pants off?
Dad: I'm... um... Giving you the cure... orally... Third times the charm, right?

 

[Ebil Gig]

^ So wrong yet amusing

 

[eXperiment]

^ lol, this thread is pretty cool. it makes my day. lol

 

[eXperiment]

Marvel 1602:The Movie​

thats what it looks like. This is before Prof X gets injured so that he has to get into a wheel chair.