Caption This: X-men 3 [merged]

[Vandal]

Dammit...I should have expected the beds to be like this when Juggernaut asked me if I wanted to crash at his place...

 

[sparky_parker]

"I'm BATMAN!"

"You ever dance with the Devil in the Pale Moonlight?"

"Winged Freak Terrorizes. Wait'll they get a load of me."

"I just had a horrible Nightmare that Bryan Singer made a Batman movie!"

LMFAO!!!! Good one Morgoth!!

 

[eXperiment]

Dammit...I should have expected the beds to be like this when Juggernaut asked me if I wanted to crash at his place...

This one cracked me ^.

 

[berzerko89]

Lol

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Angel: Dad... Why did you need to take my pants off?
Dad: I'm... um... Giving you the cure... orally... Third times the charm, right?

INCEST!!!

 

[Son Of Logan]

Storm: "Remember that time we told Bobby we got him a car for his birthday but we were really in the Danger Room and it was just a hologram?"

Logan: "Best. Joke. Ever."

 

[BobJM]

STORM: Logan, do you have any idea where we are? According to the coordinates, we over East Asia right now. We need to get back to the mansion. Go ahead. Pull over for directions.

LOGAN: Pull over where?? I know where we are, Ororo. Besides American Idol won't be on for another hour and a half.

STORM: I need to get ready!

LOGAN: For what?!? We already now that Chris--

STORM: Just do it...

BEAST: Umm, maybe I could be of some assistance? You know--

LOGAN: Shut up, furball.

STORM: Oh thats real sweet, honey. Real sweet. Why don't you just stab him through his heart with one of your claws! You're such a tough guy, aren't you!

(BEAT)

LOGAN: Is this about last night? Cause if it is, tell me straight up, right now.

STORM: Oh my god. Damn, you never learn do you? You never will. I don't even know why I put up with you--

BEAST: Umm really I can--

STORM & LOGAN: SHUT THE **** UP!!!

 

[High Voltage]

(Anyone know Steelheart? )

 

[eXperiment]

lmao, great song. lol

 

[CapBeerCino]

Lol! Extra credit for the investment

 

[BobJM]

LOGAN: How'd everything go?

STORM: Umm little problem...

LOGAN: What? You did put the flaming poop bag on the stoop right?

STORM: Yea...

LOGAN: And?

STORM: The umm...the little fire...it kinda grew.

LOGAN: Again?!?!?

STORM: I know...I'm sorry.

LOGAN: Get in the car...you can't do anything without my help! ... Oh crap his that him chasing after us?

STORM: He's in a wheelchair...he doesn't run...even if he wanted to. Its just Rogue.

LOGAN: Ohh... (Calling to Rogue) C'MON FATTY!!!

 

[High Voltage]

lmao, great song. lol

lol. Isn't it just

 

[eXperiment]

yes it is

 

[High Voltage]

Lol! Extra credit for the investment

lol I wasn't sure people would be familiar with this song I was refering to

 

[High Voltage]

yes it is

I gotta say, they're the most underrated band I've ever heard.

 

[High Voltage]

LOGAN: How'd everything go?

STORM: Umm little problem...

LOGAN: What? You did put the flaming poop bag on the stoop right?

STORM: Yea...

LOGAN: And?

STORM: The umm...the little fire...it kinda grew.

LOGAN: Again?!?!?

STORM: I know...I'm sorry.

LOGAN: Get in the car...you can't do anything without my help! ... Oh crap his that him chasing after us?

STORM: He's in a wheelchair...he doesn't run...even if he wanted to. Its just Rogue.

LOGAN: Ohh... (Calling to Rogue) C'MON FATTY!!!

LMAO

 

[BobJM]

PROF. X: (Sniff!)(VO) Hmm, definitely Tresemme, Citrus Magno. Suave? Nahh, definitely Tresemme, definitely. Girl's got class.

LOGAN (OS): Professor?

PROF. X: Oh--umm-Right! Something woke her, but she has to be controlled!

LOGAN (OS): That's all you figured out? You've been there for like 20 minutes now..

PROF. X (OS): Hey about a little less talking and a little more shut the hell up!

 

[CapBeerCino]

PROF. X: (Sniff!)(VO) Hmm, definitely Tresemme, Citrus Magno. Suave? Nahh, definitely Tresemme, definitely. Girl's got class.

Lol!

 

[Sentinel X]

ROGUE: I wanna feel people,a hug, a kiss,....you dont know what its like to be afraid to get close to someone

*stabs rogue*
LOGAN: I do

 

[Valerijan]

Wolverine: like butter

 

[lordofthenerds]

Callisto: Come here Storm old buddy, and give me a hug!

 

[eXperiment]

Callisto: Come here Storm old buddy, and give me a hug!

lmao, that would be hilarious

 

[GothicPowerMix1]

Storm (looking up) - "Look its Jean pissed off & stinking up the place"

Logan - "Don't go all crazy Storm its just Jean pissed off & burning everything & flying"

Storm - "Want me to fly up there & kick her ass"

Logan - "Nah I got a better idea"

Logan - "Hey big boy"

Colossus - "Yo"

Logan - "Throw Me"

Colossus - "Your crazy remember what happened last time"

Logan - "Throw me now you *****"

Logan - "Yippie Kay Yay Jeanie"

 

[YAVANNA]

STORM: Logan, do you have any idea where we are? According to the coordinates, we over East Asia right now. We need to get back to the mansion. Go ahead. Pull over for directions.

LOGAN: Pull over where?? I know where we are, Ororo. Besides American Idol won't be on for another hour and a half.

STORM: I need to get ready!

LOGAN: For what?!? We already now that Chris--

STORM: Just do it...

BEAST: Umm, maybe I could be of some assistance? You know--

LOGAN: Shut up, furball.

STORM: Oh thats real sweet, honey. Real sweet. Why don't you just stab him through his heart with one of your claws! You're such a tough guy, aren't you!

(BEAT)

LOGAN: Is this about last night? Cause if it is, tell me straight up, right now.

STORM: Oh my god. Damn, you never learn do you? You never will. I don't even know why I put up with you--

BEAST: Umm really I can--

STORM & LOGAN: SHUT THE **** UP!!!

This is oooo Star Wars! i love it!

 

[Vandal]

Beast: It may be blue and hairy sir, but I promise it still feels JUST as good...