Caption This: X-men 3 [merged]

[CapBeerCino]

Logan: "You're a lousy dancer, bub."

Lol!

 

[WorthyStevens]

Beast: Why do women have boobs?

Wolverine: ...

Beast: So you have something to look at while you're talking to them!




I'm not sexist. It's from Family Guy.

 

[RagingTempest]

Beast: Why do women have boobs?

Wolverine: ...

Beast: So you have something to look at while you're talking to them!




I'm not sexist. It's from Family Guy.

LMFAO!!! I remember that episode, that part had me laughing for so long!!!

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Beast: Why do women have boobs?

Wolverine: ...

Beast: So you have something to look at while you're talking to them!




I'm not sexist. It's from Family Guy.

ha! gah... that is so true!

lol...... well, for some guys it isn't...

but from what i experienced, they look at my face only a little bit when talking to me.........

 

[GothicPowerMix1]

Beast - "Logan what happened here why is the room over there a mess"

Logan - "Well Callisto was here"

Beast - "So your saying Callisto did this mess"

Logan - "No I came in from the Front Door & then I see Callisto Super Speed up to Storm & Storm has this face on her look that I tell you Hank is priceless it was a kodak moment I wish I had a Camera with me at that time"

Beast - "Got to love those Kodak Moments"

Logan - "So anyway I walk in Callisto super speeds to Storm, Storm has the best & funniest WTF Face you will ever see Callisto throws Storm around like shes nothing"

Storm - "Hey you said you would make me look good Logan"

Logan - "Well that was a very good cat fight"

 

[RagingTempest]

Storm:"Hey look, I'm Wolverine!!!"

Logan:"**** YOU, STORM!!!"

 

[Ebil Gig]

Storm:"Hey look, I'm Wolverine!!!"

Logan:"**** YOU, STORM!!!"

LMAO!!

 

[Retroman]

lol

 

[Retroman]

Singer and Bosworth: ''Who is that??''

Marsden: ''It's Juggernaut b****!''

 

[marvelgeek]

Storm: "...Feel strange... Suddenly horribly ashamed of catmovie..."
Xavier (with mind): *Jump...*

 

[britrogue]

ROFL - excellent!

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Here is the final Scene

Scott: Oh God what a horrid dream....wow
Xavier (Using telepathy): Scott I have some interesting findings to share....meet me in the study

Scott walks from his room into Xaviers Study
Scott: You wanted to see me about something
Xavier: Yes Scott...

Xavier (Con't): Scott I don't know how to quiet put this, but I have recieved several psychic disturbances from Alkali lake....We think Jean Grey may still be alive and that one of us should go revive her....we think it in all rights should be you.
Cyclops: But this sounds just like my.....*
Xavier: Scott, is everything alright....

Scott: You know what, I think we ought to send Wolverine instead...he better at that whole tracking, reviving thing anyways
Logan: (sarcastically) You want me to save your girl Summers, you really have lost it....pfft okay, but don't blame me for the little welcome wagon she has prepared, if you catch my drift.

Xavier: Scott this is highly irregular behavior for you, are you feeling alright?

Scott: Oh absolutely Professor, never better. Besides I am sure this will be an....enlightening....experience for Logan anyways. I think I'll just stay here and read a book or something.

 

[CapBeerCino]

Scott: Oh absolutely Professor, never better. Besides I am sure this will be an....enlightening....experience for Logan anyways. I think I'll just stay here and read a book or something.

Lol!
And then ShadowBoxing wake up and it was all his dream. Cyclops still dead.
This could go on forever!

 

[XFlaminScorpioX]

Kitty: "U-G-L-Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO AL-"

Storm: Enough Kitty.

Kitty: ....."F-A-T-T-Y, YOU AIN'T GOT NO SKINNY THIGHS, Y-YOU-YOU FATTY"

Storm: -_-

Jubilee: Professor, why can't we be X-Men?

Xavier: Being in an elite team takes time and patience and I-

Kitty: Oh don't give me that crap Xavier, its just cause we don't have boobs yet. -_-;;
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[danoyse]

For his second show on Broadway, Hugh Jackman has learned how to deal with the NY theater critics.

 

[psycho]

Beast: Back off man, I'm a scientist.

 

[GothicPowerMix1]

Rogue - "***** you better not take the cure or I am going to kick your ass"

Logan - "Storm have you forgotten already the type of Power she has" ?

Beast - "I have always wanted to see her Power in Action. What was it like when she drained you Logan"

Logan - "Good times man, Good times"

Professor - "I Got a Hundred Bucks on Rogue winning this Cat Fight"

 

[Son Of Logan]

"I am soooooo sleepy."

 

[Spider-jedi]

Here is the final Scene

Scott: Oh God what a horrid dream....wow
Xavier (Using telepathy): Scott I have some interesting findings to share....meet me in the study

Scott walks from his room into Xaviers Study
Scott: You wanted to see me about something
Xavier: Yes Scott...

Xavier (Con't): Scott I don't know how to quiet put this, but I have recieved several psychic disturbances from Alkali lake....We think Jean Grey may still be alive and that one of us should go revive her....we think it in all rights should be you.
Cyclops: But this sounds just like my.....*
Xavier: Scott, is everything alright....

Scott: You know what, I think we ought to send Wolverine instead...he better at that whole tracking, reviving thing anyways
Logan: (sarcastically) You want me to save your girl Summers, you really have lost it....pfft okay, but don't blame me for the little welcome wagon she has prepared, if you catch my drift.

Xavier: Scott this is highly irregular behavior for you, are you feeling alright?

Scott: Oh absolutely Professor, never better. Besides I am sure this will be an....enlightening....experience for Logan anyways. I think I'll just stay here and read a book or something.

this is really good i love it

 

[KenK]

Logan: Explain it to me again?
Beast: You slow cook the chicken breasts for about half an hour, then add oregeno, garlic powder, and just a pinch of Lawry's Seasoning Salt.

 

[Son Of Logan]

"Interupt me again when I'm speaking, Charles, and see what happens."

 

[Bastila]

Kitty: "U-G-L-Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO AL-"

Storm: Enough Kitty.

Kitty: ....."F-A-T-T-Y, YOU AIN'T GOT NO SKINNY THIGHS, Y-YOU-YOU FATTY"

Storm: -_-




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haha liked that one.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Hey Jean... wanna make love to these claws?

 

[Son Of Logan]

"Do you think all these "X" accessories make me look like an egomaniac?"

 

[Son Of Logan]

"Say what again, mother******! I dare ya... I double dog dare ya!"