Christopher Robin (aka new Winnie the Pooh movie)

[LoganPool]

Perfect teaser. Pooh looks and sounds great. McGregor is a great choice for an all grown up Christopher Robin. So much nostalgia. The 5 year old me is smiling from ear to ear.

 

[Jonwo]

I'm interested how Piglet and Tigger look.

 

[samsnee]

Let's hope it doesn't take a half hour for Pooh to show up. Otherwise the kids will get restless. Paddington was smart because it showed him right from the beginning. Of course, the name of this movie is Christopher Robin, so I assume the focus is on him but in these kinds of movies, the humans are always more boring than their animated counterparts.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I want a post-credit scene of Heffalump arising from a crashed spaceship.

 

[Sawyer]

Let's hope it doesn't take a half hour for Pooh to show up. Otherwise the kids will get restless. Paddington was smart because it showed him right from the beginning. Of course, the name of this movie is Christopher Robin, so I assume the focus is on him but in these kinds of movies, the humans are always more boring than their animated counterparts.

It's Christopher Robin, but there's also history with him and Pooh and the rest. I could see the movie kicking off with young Christopher in the Hundred Acre Wood.

 

[Kane52630]

Before any beefs starts here... Paddington > Pooh

 

[SomeOldGuy]

Put me in the loved the teaser camp. I didn’t know that I wanted a “live action” Pooh movie, but now I do.

 

[Drizzle]

"Hey Christopher Robin, I met a girl. She's a cashier."

"No way, Pooh! That's awesome! What's her name?"

"White trash name. Guess."

"Mandy."

"Nope."

"Marilyn."

"Nope."

"Brittany."

"Nope."

"Tiffany."

"Nope."

"Candace."

"Nope."

"Alright, speed round. I’m gonna rattle off some names, and when I hit it, you ****in’ buzz it, okay? You got me?"

"You do it. I'll tell you."

"Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, ****in’ BECKY?"

"No."

"Wait; was it any of those names with a “Lynn” after it?"

"Yes!"

"Oh, I got you, mother****er! I got you! Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn…"

"Tami-Lynn."

"F***!!!"

 

[samsnee]

Before any beefs starts here... Paddington > Pooh

Agreed but if this were wrestling Ted would show up and hit Paddington with a chair.

 

[Sawyer]

Rattling off those 45 names in the span of 10 seconds has to be Wahlberg's career achievement.

 

[Drizzle]

Rattling off those 45 names in the span of 10 seconds has to be Wahlberg's career achievement.

The Academy nominated him for the wrong movie.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Agreed but if this were wrestling Ted would show up and hit Paddington with a chair.

Ted = New Englander = fake tough. In a 1-on-1 fight, I'll bet on the Englishman every time, especially if he's wearing a top with no trousers.

 

[Gold Samurai]

So they're not nightmare inducing stuffed animals. They look okay.

 

[terry78]

Thank God they went with their Disney designs.

 

[Boom]

Oh my God. Look at Eeyore. LOOK AT HIM.

I'm DEAD.

 

[Milk Tray Guy]

I want a post-credit scene of Heffalump arising from a crashed spaceship.

The start of a cinematic 'Pooh-niverse'?

 

[Drizzle]

The big twist is that Christopher Robin's boss is a bunch of Heffalumps and Woozles in a man costume.

 

[Darkness Falls]

their designs are gorgeous
i hope there are some toys produced based on them

 

[The Big G]

So they're not nightmare inducing stuffed animals. They look okay.

Christopher Robin needs to go to Rehab

 

[OtherwiseKnownAs]

I want a post-credit scene of Heffalump arising from a crashed spaceship.

I’m still waiting for the post-credits scene that reveals all these Disney live-action movies have really been part of the Kingdom Hearts Cinematic Universe this whole time.

 

[terry78]

Hell, that everything Disney has been part of KH.

 

[Gold Samurai]

Looks like Christopher Robbin and the gang are going to pay some shady people a visit.

 

[DarkKnight88]

If this is about Christopher Robin having a nervous breakdown and blaming his murder spree on his stuffed animals from childhood, this will truly be epic!

 

[childeroland]

That Heffalump has messed with them for the last time.

 

[Gold Samurai]

Pooh gets into a "The Raid" style fight with someone and after he's all bloody he'll just mutter "Oh bother....."