Chuck Norris, MacGyver or Jack Bauer

Who do you think would win

  • Chuck Norris

  • MacGyver

  • Jack Bauer


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49erVenom said:
They would all be stomped and eaten by the Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamoan Bulldozer, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAA

I hate Raw because of him and his manager whos just a bad stereotype.
 
Chuck Norris, solely for the fact that he has to be put up against fictional characters to be challenged.

He'd kick Keifer Sutherland's and Richard Dean Anderson's ass.
 
Caliber said:
I hate Raw because of him and his manager whos just a bad stereotype.

Most wrestling characters have elements of stereotyping. You could make that argument about just about any wrestler. Ironically, he played an Arab character in OVW ( his real name is Hazem Ali ) before coming to WWE. So, you can look at it positively: race and national origin take a back seat to talent. That's the way it should be.

And Umaga? The big fella is ready for big things!
 
49erVenom said:
Most wrestling characters have elements of stereotyping. You could make that argument about just about any wrestler. Ironically, he played an Arab character in OVW ( his real name is Hazem Ali ) before coming to WWE. So, you can look at it positively: race and national origin take a back seat to talent. That's the way it should be.

And Umaga? The big fella is ready for big things!

I know most of whta they do is based of stereotypes but they should try to do something better. And Umaga has nothing on Bauer or Mcguyer. Mcguyer would build a anti samoan spike device. Bauer would just shoot him.
 
I've been awake for too long to still be thinking about writing.
 
Caliber said:
I know most of whta they do is based of stereotypes but they should try to do something better. And Umaga has nothing on Bauer or Mcguyer. Mcguyer would would build a anti samoan spike device. Bauer would just shoot him.[/quote]

Puny Bauer could not hurt Umaga. Bullets do not stop Umaga. Umaga is stronger than kick man, stronger than device man, stronger than 24 man. Umaga is the strongest one there is!
 
49erVenom said:
Caliber said:
I know most of whta they do is based of stereotypes but they should try to do something better. And Umaga has nothing on Bauer or Mcguyer. Mcguyer would would build a anti samoan spike device. Bauer would just shoot him.[/quote]

Puny Bauer could not hurt Umaga. Bullets do not stop Umaga. Umaga is stronger than kick man, stronger than device man, stronger than 24 man. Umaga is the strongest one there is!

Right, well apparently John Cena can hurt him so just get the marine to stop him.
 
The Man Of 16 said:
Who do you think would win in a fight?

For clarification: are we talking strictly hand to hand or armed?
 
49erVenom said:
For clarification: are we talking strictly hand to hand or armed?

There are posts saying who would win in which form of a fight.
 
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