Comic Quotes

[trustyside-kick]

Nightwing: I don't want you to take this the wrong way...but I want to ask you a question...why do I like you? Wait, let me rephrase that. Why do we trust you? That's the real question. Because it isn't just me. You come from nowhere with nothing but Batman's recommendation. Your file is practically empty--and even Green Arrow, the grandfather of the conspiracy theory, only throws a sideways glance if he's checking out your butt. Why?

Faith: It's a nice butt?

 

[WompuM]

trusty, what book is that from?

 

[trustyside-kick]

JLA: Obsidian Age Book 2

The rest of that conversation is really cool; especially if you are a Bat fan.

 

[Anubis]

"Okay. Lets review. Your ride is toast. I'm Nova. You're dead. Allow me to demonstrate."

 

[Kitsune]

Nightwing: I don't want you to take this the wrong way...but I want to ask you a question...why do I like you? Wait, let me rephrase that. Why do we trust you? That's the real question. Because it isn't just me. You come from nowhere with nothing but Batman's recommendation. Your file is practically empty--and even Green Arrow, the grandfather of the conspiracy theory, only throws a sideways glance if he's checking out your butt. Why?

Faith: It's a nice butt?

I love this quote

 

[incubat]

I love this quote

that story is pretty good, I love Nightwings speach and Batman's video, I'll try and post it later.

 

[Kebab gud]

lol Batman's video was cool "QUEEN!! ZIP IT!!" lol :P

 

[incubat]

^yeah I really laughed out loud on that one

 

[trustyside-kick]

I know this isn't a "comic" quote...but it was just too awesome and too funny to pass up. These are some lines from the JLU episode where Lex Luthor and Wally West exchange minds.

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Wally is freaking out when he finds out he is in Luthor's body and runs to the restroom. After confronted by Dr. Polaris, he begins to leave:

*Dr. Polaris clears his throat*
Wally as Luthor: What?
Dr. Polaris: You didn't wash your hands.
Wally as Luthor: Noooo...cause I'm evil. *smirks*

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Luthor, also in a bathroom, after a while of trying to escape the JLU watch tower in Wally's body, looking into the mirror:

Luthor as Wally: Lex. You're having a difficult day. Hmmm. If nothing else I can at least learn The Flash's secret identity.
*removes mask and long pause*
Luthor as Wally: I have no idea who this is.

 

[incubat]

I know this isn't a "comic" quote...but it was just too awesome and too funny to pass up. These are some lines from the JLU episode where Lex Luthor and Wally West exchange minds.

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Wally is freaking out when he finds out he is in Luthor's body and runs to the restroom. After confronted by Dr. Polaris, he begins to leave:

*Dr. Polaris clears his throat*
Wally as Luthor: What?
Dr. Polaris: You didn't wash your hands.
Wally as Luthor: Noooo...cause I'm evil. *smirks*

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Luthor, also in a bathroom, after a while of trying to escape the JLU watch tower in Wally's body, looking into the mirror:

Luthor as Wally: Lex. You're having a difficult day. Hmmm. If nothing else I can at least learn The Flash's secret identity.
*removes mask and long pause*
Luthor as Wally: I have no idea who this is.

I know that quote's been posted like a trizillion times, but it still cracks me up

 

[The Shredder]

Zombie-Ham!: "Very funny .. Mr. Quesada. Ha. Ha. Ha."

 

[trustyside-kick]

Green Arrow: You sure this is it?
Batman: Yes. The computer is decoding it. It's a latitude and longitude.
GA: How do you know?
B: I taught him the code.
GA: Why did he make the metal look like it's ten years old?
B: I'm sure if we did carbon dating it would be ten yeras old. He knew I'd recognize the code immediately. The aging is just his way of being...funny.
GA: Yeah, it's a riot. Was this whole thing about luring him out? Even Wayne Enterprises making that Fort Knox donation to the city?
B: I gave you the money to help Star City--the timing of it just happened to coincide.
GA: Lucky, eh? Just happened to be blowing into town so my girl could get snatched up by your psychotic wild child.
B: That's an oversimplification.
GA: You want to hear another? You're Poison, man. The kid is just another example of how you breed as much trouble as you break. The Big Bad Dark Knight. You're a walking psychosis, and every damned manner of sociopathic fruit fly flits toward you. And it seems like the chickens have come home to roost. You were a hell of a "father" to him, and now we're all paying for it.
B: I know you're concerned for your partner's safety--and you're falling back on your standard tack of overwrought verbal abuse. I can overlook that. But while I have my failings as a "mentor"...I believe it was you, who upon finding his young charge had become addicted to heroin--put him out on the street.
GA: I never said I was perfect.
B: No one has.
GA: Shut up and drive.

 

[incubat]

awesome

 

[incubat]

once again...awesome...where is that from?

 

[incubat]

From Emperor Joker: Darkseid is meeting with Ganthet, Shazam, Highfather, Zeus and Phantom Stranger:

DS: [...] Needless to say, we now have mutual interests in the safety of cosmos.
An insignificant spec on the planet "Earth" has stumbled onto something which is, by right, mine. I refer to, of course--THE ANTI-LIFE EQUATION.
Ganthet. Shazam. Highfather. Zeus. Phantom Stranger. You all know what will happen should this Joker realize its true potential. So acting on behalf of the combined universes, I want your word that you will not interfere in my task. Well, what you say you all?

Zeus: Wassup "D"?
Highfather: Wasssap!
Phantom Stranger: WHATZZZUP!
Shazam: Yo, where's Desaad?
Ganthet: Wazzzup?

Darkseid: I am too late.

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Joker: Boo. Well, I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is you are about a day late and a dollar short to pick up your very own Anti-Life Equation. But the good news is I'm looking for a lawn jockey for out in front of my "Ha-Hacienda." And with a new coat of paint, you'd look sort of spiffy in the role. Either that or as a hood ornament, I can't decide.
Well...what say you?

Darkseid: I...I'm watchin' your game...drinkin' a suds...

Joker: True. True.

 

[The Shredder]

"I am Wonder Woman." - Donna Troy Wonder Woman Vol 3 #1

 

[SouLeSS]

Luthor, also in a bathroom, after a while of trying to escape the JLU watch tower in Wally's body, looking into the mirror:

Luthor as Wally: Lex. You're having a difficult day. Hmmm. If nothing else I can at least learn The Flash's secret identity.
*removes mask and long pause*
Luthor as Wally: I have no idea who this is.

Awesome. (bump)

 

[Lex Luthor]

"I try not to look for the good in any situation. That way I find I'm not disappointed by anyone." - Batman (Superman/Batman #4)

 

[Spidey]

"Everyone on the planet Earth is picking on me." - Ultimate Spider-Man #81

 

[Lex Luthor]

"Your...butler guards the cave with a shotgun?You didn't have a spare Mr. Freeze ray gun he could use?" - Superman

"This from a man who uses a dog with a cape to protect his fortress." - Batman Superman/Batman: Public Enemies

 

[mathhater]

Approximate quote after Wonder Woman rescues Nemesis...

Nemesis: "Is this a dream? Can't be...you never wear that in my dreams."
WW: "What do I wear?"
Nemesis: "I don't know. Dessert toppings mostly."

Nemesis: "...Ow."

 

[Lex Luthor]

"It's hard to talk peace when you're punching somebody's lights out!" - Blue Beetle JL #3.

 

[incubat]

Approximate quote after Wonder Woman rescues Nemesis...

Nemesis: "Is this a dream? Can't be...you never wear that in my dreams."
WW: "What do I wear?"
Nemesis: "I don't know. Dessert toppings mostly."

Nemesis: "...Ow."

funny...t:

 

[spike6613]

From Batman #665:
"Face down in my own blood and vomit in the pouring rain....must...must be....must be a better way...to strike terror...into the hearts of criminals" *falls down*

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

i wonder what morrison means by that? sounds like he has some plans for that.