Conan - Part 1

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Hahaha it's all good dude, I was only teasing. I know you were backing me up. Of course, now I have even more respect for you because you called me 'bub'.

All I need now is a hot redhead to call me 'Tiger' and my nerd dreams have come true.
 
Wolvieboy17 said:
Hahaha it's all good dude, I was only teasing. I know you were backing me up. Of course, now I have even more respect for you because you called me 'bub'.
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lol, i was not even thinking of your username conciously there, the Wolverine in me just popped out.

All I need now is a hot redhead to call me 'Tiger' and my nerd dreams have come true.
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Next Halloween, dress up as Tony the Tiger and hang out in Scotland or Ireland.
 
Thats just crazy enough to work! Or I can tell redheads I've got Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA...
 
Wolvieboy17 said:
Thats just crazy enough to work! Or I can tell redheads I've got Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA...
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Get a Jim Morrison haircut, that should cover the Adonis dna, and some tiger skin pants, in fact, tiger skin leather pants for the whole Morrison/Adonis/Tiger blood combo.
I have not actually seen any of those Charlie Sheen interviews, but yeah, they sound like they were funny.

as for this Conan movie, man, I cannot wait to see it, I think at the very least we will get a real good performance from Jason Mamoa, i have not even seen the guy in anything yet, but he is apparently really dedicated to the REH writings, and will be rbinging that attitude into the film. i seem to recall them trying on set to make scenes more in tune with that mode of Conan.
this movie needs to be a hit though, so we can see the proposed REH adaption for the sequel, there were a couple of theories as to what story they alluded to adapting in that interview, but i can't recall what they were.
 
I take extreme offense to that. I've written loads of cool things.
 
That was awful. hahaha. Oh my gosh... that narrator voice. lol.
 
Finally a true teaser. Every teaser today is really a quickly edited trailer. Unfortunately I've been waiting to see something from this film so long I just want to see a real trailer already.
 
Nice! He said his line from "Queen Of The Black Coast." They showed some of the Picts! Call me happy.
 
i can't see it on those sites i have to embed it from youtube

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edit: em, dunno, what can you tell from a teaser trailer eh? One thing the Phantom Menace taught me was that you can't trust a movie to be any good from a trailer.
 
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Just to ask, is that Jason as Conan I hear at the end of the teaser? Cause he sounds more like Conan actually would in real life than Arnold EVER did! No offence.
 
A passable teaser. Waiting for a longer trailer before I make up my mind.
 
Would have loved it even more without that god awful trailer voice. Why couldn't it have just had the words?
 
Saw the trailer. LMao me and my friend were laughing so hard at "I kill, I love, I am content" line or whatever it was

With a line like that it seems like itll be one of those good B movies like Predators at best. Have to wait for official trailer though
 
Blackman said:
Saw the trailer. LMao me and my friend were laughing so hard at "I kill, I love, I am content" line or whatever it was

With a line like that it seems like itll be one of those good B movies like Predators at best. Have to wait for official trailer though
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You and your friends were "laughing so hard" at a quote from one of the original Robert E. Howard stories, Queen of the Black Coast.
 
ok....
still sounded corny regardless of where it came from. Most of the theater was laughing. It was just one line
 
Wolvieboy17 said:
Would have loved it even more without that god awful trailer voice. Why couldn't it have just had the words?
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heh his voice reminded me of this-

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Blackman said:
Saw the trailer. LMao me and my friend were laughing so hard at "I kill, I love, I am content" line or whatever it was

With a line like that it seems like itll be one of those good B movies like Predators at best. Have to wait for official trailer though
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That line is straight from REH's Conan himself.

"I have known many gods. He who denies them is as blind as he who trusts them too deeply. I seek not beyond death. It may be the blackness averred by the Nemedian skeptics, or Crom's realm of ice and cloud, or the snowy plains and vaulted halls of the Nordheimer's Valhalla. I know not, nor do I care. Let me live deep while I live; let me know the rich juices of red meat and stinging wine on my palate, the hot embrace of white arms, the mad exultation of battle when the blue blades flame and crimson, and I am content. Let teachers and philosophers brood over questions of reality and illusion. I know this: if life is illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me. I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and am content."

I think this teaser sucks hard but I remain cautiously optimistic. I want this to at least be a good sword & sorcery flick, if not a good Conan one.
 
This summer...
In a world where everyone sounds
like they've been smoking five packs a day
since childhood...

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It's growing on me a little bit after seeing it a few times. Doesn't give a lot to go on, maybe the full trailer will show him cleaving the skull of some wretched ape demon, or choking a sorceror with one hand while brandishing that big ass sword in the other one. That would be awesome!
 
rogue trooper said:
May Crom curse you for that remark!!:argh: It was a very nice teaser!!
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Maybe it was a typo and he meant cromy? Ach, you need to hear cheeseball lines like that in contaxt.

But, i would have preffered a trailer that showed us quick scenes, other than that smokey candle crap or whatever it was.
 
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