Conversations you hear on public transportation

[the_ultimate_evil]

has anyone messed with people on the bus, this happened way back in school i was getting revenge on a mate for something he said during the day

so i wait untill the bus is in mid route and everyones having there own conversation and at the top on my voice i shout


"what do you mean you sucked his dick" and just stare at my mate with a look of shock

 

[sassycat]

It's normally 14 year old girls telling each other how they had sex with a boy or how they're going to.

Either that or it's 14 year old guys/girls biching about peeps :/

same here.

 

[Savage]

has anyone messed with people on the bus, this happened way back in school i was getting revenge on a mate for something he said during the day

so i wait untill the bus is in mid route and everyones having there own conversation and at the top on my voice i shout


"what do you mean you sucked his dick" and just stare at my mate with a look of shock

LMAO! Priceless.

I live in New York City so I experience every single one of the things mentioned in this thread on a daily basis. You get used to it after a while and you don't even notice unless there's a homeless guy jerking off next to an elderly woman with a budweiser in his hand...Nope. Nothing's beat that yet. Not even the woman who started yelling at me from across the train to "stop doing that! That's disgusting!" (mind you I was just sitting down and staring out the window at the time) or the old guy that came up to me and said "The trains comin'!" (sidewalk in the middle of nowhere)...I love this city.

 

[Kyalesyin]

has anyone messed with people on the bus, this happened way back in school i was getting revenge on a mate for something he said during the day

so i wait untill the bus is in mid route and everyones having there own conversation and at the top on my voice i shout


"what do you mean you sucked his dick" and just stare at my mate with a look of shock

At some point, I have to do that

 

[Drakon]

I've never had any problems like that, other than taking the train to Manhattan and having a used condom on the chair beside us.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/Drakon/Photos/rubber.jpg

 

[CyberFaust]

i am the one whith the stupid talks
i went with a friend to a hardware store, and we went through the whole store today, discussing what creative posibilities you had when killing people with the items, it was more like a supermarket, it took us 5 hours
it continued on the bus home

 

[The Lizard]

I always love taking the train into downtown Atlanta when Dragon-Con is going on. Klingons + cosplayers + gangsta kids on the train = funny.

 

[Kyalesyin]

I always love taking the train into downtown Atlanta when Dragon-Con is going on. Klingons + cosplayers + gangsta kids on the train = funny.

Sounds like a massacre waiting to happen

 

[Abaddon]

I've forgotten all my good stories.

 

[Kyalesyin]

I know I've heard more that I could post- its remembering them thats the problem

 

[ScottyBBadd]

I've never had any problems like that, other than taking the train to Manhattan and having a used condom on the chair beside us.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/Drakon/Photos/rubber.jpg

Can't say I found a used condom on a bus, but an unopened can of Snapple Peach tea, yes.

 

[SpideyInATree]

The best thing on a bus or the subway is when someone gets on their cell phone and they are completely oblivious to the fact that there is a large group of people on the bus with them. They start talking about things that, quite honestly, should probably not be discussed on the Port Authority bus.

I remember one conversation this black girl was having about how her and a friend beat the crap out of this other girl and pretty much left her for dead. I'm sitting there thinking to myself, "Are you ******ed?"

 

[Ghostvirus]

I have been riding the bus for 10 years. I can't even think of one story. Mainly because there are so many.

Just recently though. There a black kid that gets on the bus every now & again. Sits on the bus, & screams "WHITE POWER!!", & taunts other passengers.

He is joking, & what not. It is still a little uncomfortable.

 

[The Man Of 16]

It was the middle of winter and this guy gets on the bus. He sits down. He was a drunk native so his accent was highly slurred. The says "Where am I? What City is this? my hands are fffffffreezing boy. Do you have a blanket?" I asked him if he was talking to me and he responds with "HHHWAT?" So i asked him again. "Huhhhh?" Then I just stared at him. Minutes later he blurts out "AK-47! hahahaahaha, can i borrow your gloves?" By this time me and my friend are trying so hard not to laugh in his face.
I remember the overwhelming laughter within. I was holding back as best as I could, and in the process I was making all sorts of noises.
So I responded with "Im sorry. I have a skin problem with my hand and its contagious". At that momemnt my friend started laughing. And then I burst out laughing too. We laughed for a good 7 minutes and so did a lot of people on the bus because the guy was extremely drunk.

I never saw him again, but hes lived on as a legend. The drunk busser native who likes ak-47's.

 

[Dodger]

I don't if people will believe this. But it happened. One late night on the strip me and my buds took the bus to get to our car. Everything was cool. Then a Elvis impersonator got on. What I'm sure was a hooker, two men who were gay and I guess we're having relationship issues. The two guys were just shouting each other and going into EXPLICIT detail about there sex lives.

When we got off, I swear I heard one of the guy's say " I hated when you come in my mouth and you don't warn me!"

Never again, will I take public transportation in Vegas. Never again.

 

[Kritish]

I've never had any problems like that, other than taking the train to Manhattan and having a used condom on the chair beside us.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/Drakon/Photos/rubber.jpg

How many showers did you take that night?

I always love taking the train into downtown Atlanta when Dragon-Con is going on. Klingons + cosplayers + gangsta kids on the train = funny.

In a battle I’m going with the pimple faced Klingon kids.

 

[Honey Vibe]

One time on a bus, two extremely obese men (they had to be lifted onto the bus with the wheelchair lift!) were talking about some other extremely fat couple having sex. And how much the very idea of "Shaniqua" and "Lars" having sex made them sick. They were also rude and harassing to the other bus riders.

 

[Drakon]

How many showers did you take that night?

It was something like one, four hour long one.

 

[Halcohol]

Overheard in New York
Overheard at the Beach
Celebrity Stupidity
Overheard Everywhere

This was how I passed my time at my office job.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

The best thing to do ever is to walk up to homeless guys and ask them if they have any change.

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

It's normally 14 year old girls telling each other how they had sex with a boy or how they're going to.

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