A woman was having phone sex on the subway today

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  1. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    And no, I was not joining in....unfortunately. It was hilarious, because me and another guy were sitting there and we just kept looking at each other and raising eyebrows because at first it sounding like she was on the phone crying like she got some bad news, but then we hear, "oh my god stop....you got me so wet right now. :eek: Then we honestly just exchanged goofy smiles and were just sitting there. Meanwhile, she keeps on doing the "subtle" moans and sighs, and I'm just sitting there trying my best to keep from laughing. Chicago public transportation is never dull.
     
  2. AndThePickles Kiss the girl

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    Wow, she's certainly not shy. That would be really awkward.
     
  3. chamber-music Infinity Ammo

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    The subway is the freaks and weirdo's ride of choice
     
  4. Lobo Liv is Life

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    Have to agree with AndThePickles. I'm a guy and can be fairly perverted but...there are just some things you keep at home or 'the office'.

    That would bug me out.
     
  6. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    You should have grabbed the phone from her and told the dude on the other end of the line "Thanks for getting her warmed up. We'll take it from here." and then hung up. LOL! :D

    jag
     
  7. Stotch the sequel!

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    "Oh god, stop. You got me so wet right now..."

    "Uh, ma'am, I asked if you wanted any other toppings on the pizza"

    *moans* "Keep going..."

    "O...k....we have green pepper, mushrooms, sausag-"

    *moans* "yes!"
     
  8. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    I hope she wiped the phone afterwards :o
     
  9. Colossal Spoons Paper boi

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    Haha
     
  10. I know right..the vibrating alert feature was created by a women.


    :o
     
  11. Ghostvirus Registered

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    You should have gotten her number.:o
     
  12. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    Makes sense. They're not gonna hear it ringing when it's tucked up snug in their clown's pocket :oldrazz:
     
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    :lmao:
     
  14. Artos Registered

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    This is why I always have my iPod on when I'm riding the bus...
    (Though I don't think anybody asked if she was tappable...)
     
  15. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    ^Wasn't. Did you see the Planters commercial from the Super Bowl? That chick looked better than she did. :csad:
     
  16. AndThePickles Kiss the girl

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    Ewww
     
  17. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    :funny:
     
  18. DBella Seducente/Mortale

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    Hahaha!
    I wonder what kind of sausage she wanted on her gooey pizza. I heard that Italian sausage is the best.
     
  19. William_C StylelessKnave

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    :indy: Get it away
     
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  21. SuBe Voluntaryist

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    Actually, Thai Spicy Sausage is known in cultured circles to be the best.


    I saw it on Snopes. :yay:
     
  22. knowsbleed Registered

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    And the pickles...

    AND the picklllesss...

    AND THHHEE PIIIICCCCKKKLLLEEESSSSSS!!!

    *drops phone*
     
  23. Hobgoblin Veritas veritatum

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    Was she hot? :huh:
     
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  25. Hobgoblin Veritas veritatum

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    Awesome invention. So many times, I wish I had one.
     

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