Corrupt A Wish

[SuperFerret]

You have to also teleport your entire digestive tract there.

I wish that I could work with dinosaurs in a veterinary capacity.

 

[Anubis]

You're killed in a Dino poop slide on your first day.


I wish I had Superman's powers.

 

[Kane52630]

You do....in your mind
*inception horn*

I wish I can control my anger

 

[Anubis]

You do, but it involves removing your testicles.


I wish to find out where the term "all the tea in China" came from.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Darn it you beat me again Anubis...t:

For Kane
You will get control of it...for the most part. Then you run onto a test site for a gamma bomb and later craps starts to happen when you get angry.

For Anubis
You find out where it came from, on your deathbed. The last thing you hear in your entire life has to do with tea. You then quietly pass away.


I wish that I didn't brood as much.

 

[lou2099]

You are peppy but everyone reacts the same way as to your brooding.

I wish Ken Wahl did not leave Wiseguy. (He is a very good actor.)

 

[Sensi]

He did not leave he just became the actual wiseguy and now lives next to you.

I wish this weekend will go by fast.

 

[Anubis]

It does, as does the rest of your life. By next Thursday you'll be 85.


I wish I didn't know what a Blumpkin was.

 

[Sensi]

You will never know that word because the only word you will ever know again is the word, Dude! (and no I didn't look to see what is was )

I wish I could see a good movie this weekend.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will see a good movie this weekend. The guy next to you will spill his extra large cola it will fly through the air, almost like its in slow motion. The cola gets all in your hair.


I wish that I could start fresh somewhere.

 

[Anubis]

You're the first dish on the menu tonight at the exciting new zombie themed restaurant, Cannibals.



I wish I could pay off all my debt.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You pay off your debt, now going to sleep at night with less on your mind. A reletive passes away and makes you carry out their wishes in their will. Only to find out they were in debt as well.


I wish that I could go to a small town and work on my novel.

 

[LOBO3315a]

You go to a small town to work on your novel. Word spreads aound the small town about the big shot city writer who has just arrived to work on his novel. Everywhere you go, everyone asks you "How's the writing going? Will I be in your story?" So much so, you never are able to finish your first paragraph. This goes on, until you go insane, setting half the town on fire, and being placed in a sanitarium where they will not even allow you to have a pencil. No sharpies, you know. You continue to work on your novel, in your mind.

I wish my brain didn't come up with so many convoluted answers to these corrupt a wish scenarios.

 

[BlueLightning]

Granted, your brain will come up with simple answers to a wish. Everytime. Everybody loves your quick quips and you become a celebrity on the forums. Eventually you start your own youtube channel with quick opinions to important topics. Your rise to fame continues, so to the pont that you have many maniac fans. One of them stalks you, he knows everything about you. One day he decides that is not enough, he has to have everything about you, including your life. He makes a plan to abduct you, and he succeds. He has a plastic surgery to become like you. He trains his voice to imitate yours perfectly. He now has your life, and the only thing you can say about it is a quick phrase... "Rosebud"

I wish to eat Pizza more frequently.

 

[LOBO3315a]

Done, but it has <insert topping you hate here> on it.

I wish I hadn't read BlueLightning's corruption of my wish.

 

[lou2099]

Okay, but that does not mean it is still not corrupted..

I wish cops became the slow moving kind of zombies.

 

[Anubis]

Done, But criminals are now fast moving plague carriers from 28 days later.


I wish I knew how to give people a gypsy curse.

 

[lou2099]

(Your previous corruption doesn't look like one in my eyes,)

You accidentally curse yourself and become fat like in Stephen King's Thinner.

I wish I owned an Applebees.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will own a applebees, and you will hire a cook who has a breakdown and ends up going insane and throws hot cooking grease at customers and then yourself.


I wish I was able to live a adventure filled life, and be able to write books influenced by it.

 

[Anubis]

Done, but Scrappy Doo is your sidekick throughout.


I wish I wasn't so damn gassy right now.

 

[lou2099]

Done, but it is all released by farting in a stalled elevator full of blind children.

I wish movie sequels were better.

 

[Sensi]

They will be but you will never be allowed to see them.

I wish the weather would stay like this forever.

 

[Bruce Banner]

The weather will stay like this forever. You put on your favorite shoes and decide to go for a walk. You walk outside and hear the leaves tumbling around on the ground, a light breeze flutters your hair. You start walking and a white light begins to blind you and a bizarre humming noise. Your eyes open and you find out you were abducted and researched. No longer having use for you they decide to study your reactions by a video monitor while getting launched into a black hole.


I wish that I had a completely clean bill of health.

 

[Sensi]

You will have a clean bill of health and you never ever will be sick but you will watch everyone you care about and love get sick and die away while you live a wonderful healthy life.

I wish tears were nothing but sugar water.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Your tears will be only sugar water, but everytime you drink regular water it will taste/smell like swamp water. You will insist something is wrong with the water you are drinking and everyone thinks you are acting crazy.


I wish I could travel around until January 1rst.