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The third X-Men is a charm for comic fans
By Luke Y. Thompson
Tuesday, May 23, 2006 - 3:10 pm
Choke on this.
Choke on this.
When kids of all ages discuss comic books and superheroes, there is inevitably one question that comes up time and again: If that one guy and that other guy had a fight, who would win? Comics companies occasionally indulge these debates with special issues pitting Thing against Hulk, or Wolverine versus Spider-Man, but the results are rarely satisfactory. Theres good reason not to kill offor even damage the credibility ofa profitable character, so the battles usually end in a draw.
Movies dont have to play like that. And with the apparent decision having been made that X-Men: The Last Stand is indeed the last in the series (future movies are expected to focus on Wolverine and Magneto in solo adventures), 20th Century Fox and director Brett Ratner go for it. Characters fight, and characters dieand those who survive are quite clearly marked as winners or losers. Timeless playground debates are settled at last.
Theres been a lot of fear from fans about the decision to conclude the series with Ratner. His best movie prior to this was Rush Hour 2not the most ringing of endorsementsand the last time he stepped in for a third franchise movie was Red Dragon, which was decent but not spectacular. Worse than that . . . hes been romantically linked to Lindsay Lohan. Does the man not know that comic-book movies are to be made by and for guys with no personal lives whatsoever?
But Ratner has not dropped the ball; The Last Stand is of a piece with its predecessors, and plays like the third act of a coherent whole. There isnt a lot of story, but everything has been established in the last two films, and now its time for the big showdown. With an apparent cure for the mutant gene having been discovered, Magneto (Ian McKellen, great as always) is able to mobilize an army of pissed-off superkids who dont see their powers as any kind of problem. As Professor Xavier (Patrick Stewart) advocates for a more peaceful solution, he is distracted by the resurrected Jean Grey (Famke Janssen), who has risen from the lake she disappeared into thanks to the unleashing of her id in an alternate persona known as the Phoenix. Shes now dangerously unstable and powerful beyond anything seen so far, and her allegiance will determine the key to victory.
Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) is still the major badass among the X-Men, though it seems Halle Berry did a bit of behind-the-scenes complaining, er, negotiating, to get herself a role equal to his, despite the fact that most comic book fans dont like her as Storm. She wont win them over here; aside from throwing lightning around like Star Wars Emperor, her role could be filled by just about any character.
Alan Cummings Nightcrawler is absent without explanation, though he appears in the official videogame. James Marsden is barely present as Cyclops, due mainly to scheduling conflicts with his bigger role in Superman Returns. Shawn Ashmore gets a bit more to do as Iceman, seemingly trading his affections toward the grown-up Rogue (Anna Paquin) for hot jailbait Kitty Pryde (Hard Candys Ellen Page), who can phase through walls and floors, and has the added bonus of not being lethal to the touch. As Icemans old rival Pyro, Aaron Stanford has dyed his hair blond, because thats what evil people do.
But the best additions are the most surprising ones. Violent soccer star Vinnie Jones, known mostly for sneering thug roles since he turned to acting, lightens things up a bit as the unstoppable Juggernaut, playing him as a slightly bemused doofus. And as Secretary of Mutant Affairs Hank Beast McCoy, Kelsey Grammer dons blue fur and captures the characters intellect (no surprise) and physicality (big surprisewho knew Frasier could kick ass?). The less said about Angel (Ben Foster) and his computer-generated wings, the better. There are special effects in almost every scene, and some much better than others: Phoenix obliterating her enemies is cool; the digital facelift technique Ratner wanted to use on Anthony Hopkins in Red Dragon gets a whirl here on Stewart and McKellen in a flashback sequence, and its kinda neat; but the big money shot of the Golden Gate Bridge getting twisted doesnt always look convincing. (Speaking of which: Why do all the worlds mutants seem to live exclusively on the West Coast?)
Hardcore X-fans will have a ball playing spot the minor hero in the backgroundthere are enough of them onscreen to spawn several lines of toys. Theyll also enjoy that screenwriters Simon Kinberg & Zak Penn, while delivering spectacle, have retained the small character-based moments that are these movies strong suit. Magneto can bend bridges, but its almost more fun to see him verbally shoot down a pair of tattooed youngsters after showing them the Holocaust number on his arm.
If this really is the Last Stand, its a stylish farewell indeed.