DC January '08 Solicitations

[Harlekin]

I'm just saying. He could beat Speedy at her own game.

 

[Assassin]

Dan Didio: Kill them all! Make sure there are no CONNERS left on NEW Earth!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Speedy is only better than Connor at sucking. Because she was a child prostitute. And she contracted AIDS from it. Making her a filthy ****. Which Connor is not. Ergo, Connor is better.

I can't get down with somebody who looks like he's a different ethnicity everytime he's drawn He's got huge Jay-Z lips sometimes, then he has Lance Bass hair others. Then his eyes get all Asian on Thursdays. Wtf



BTW, is Speedy 18 yet?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Does it matter? She'd do you in a heartbeat. S'what she does. On account of the ****ing.

And it's not Connor's fault that some artists don't draw him to look like a blonde Asian dude, as he should. Just pretend that he looks Asianish even if he doesn't, then curse whoever drew that issue for being stupid.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Awesome, ****e

 

[SouLeSS]

I'd probably bang her.

Hell, it would be a bag and tag mission.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Poor Mia