Discussion: Aliens, UFOs, And Other Space Oddities

[DarkReflections]

I'd say "Welcome to Earth!" then punch it in the face.

Say it's a Wookie. Would you punch it in the face then?

 

[Manic]

With your radio dj voice?

"Manic sounds like a DJ" is going to replace "Manic looks like the guy who got arrested for being black in Harold & Kumar," isn't it?

Say it's a Wookie. Would you punch it in the face then?

If it was a Wookie, I'd be too amazed that it spoke perfect English.

 

[DarkReflections]

"Manic sounds like a DJ" is going to replace "Manic looks like the guy who got arrested for being black in Harold & Kumar," isn't it?


If it was a Wookie, I'd be too amazed that it spoke perfect English.

How do you not know that you can speak either Shyriiwook, Xaczik, Thykarann perfectly? And that the wookie isn't speaking English?

 

[Manic]

How do you not know that you can speak either Shyriiwook, Xaczik, Thykarann perfectly? And that the wookie isn't speaking English?

...because bilingualism doesn't work that way. I'd know whether or not I was listening to English.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

"Manic sounds like a DJ" is going to replace "Manic looks like the guy who got arrested for being black in Harold & Kumar," isn't it?

I never knew the Harold & Kumar one.

*goes to google*
WOW! YOU DO!

 

[ChickenScratch]

I'd wonder why it's asking a human these questions. Clearly all alien lifeforms go to the dolphins.

QFT!

So long and thanks for all the fish.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

I'd claim i found it first...then **** it.
People'd see me walking around and say "Yep, homeboy ****ed a Martian once."

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Gotta lose that virginity some how.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I'd claim i found it first...then **** it.
People'd see me walking around and say "Yep, homeboy ****ed a Martian once."

Even if it was a male (or its species equivalent of a male)?

 

[Carcharodon]

Even if it was a male (or its species equivalent of a male)?

Well, one of the only good ways to broadly categorize organisms as "male" or "female" is really by which one has the larger gamete. Typically, the "female" has the larger gamete (egg) as opposed to the smaller gamete of the male (sperm).

So the "female" could have a penis or some other copulatory organ, and the "male" could have the equivalent of a vagina. Hell, they may just have a cloaca (urogenital opening) like some organisms here on earth. Of course, that's assuming they have internal fertilization at all, or reproduce sexually for that matter.

Just keep in mind that it's a HUGE hypothetical gray-area.

Spoiler

I'd hit it.

 

[SuperFerret]

For all we know just looking at certain species will fertilize it with your nasty eye sperms.

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Lets see I would first think why is this dream so vivid given if this alien has the technology to gte here then he certainly has one to study the media spectrum and contact the top leaders not needing me.

 

[SuperFerret]

What if the aliens are so advanced that they realize that the majority of world leaders aren't worth talking to?

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Well then I would expect that they could learn enough just by looking at the media and not needing to single me out.

In the very odd scenario that this was serious, I would say we are a young species that has quite a ways to go. We are very divergeant in views and no one person could represent all of them.

 

[SuperFerret]

Maybe he's going around and just asking random people.

Also, it's entirely too optimistic to think that we have a long way to go.

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Maybe he's going around and just asking random people.

Also, it's entirely too optimistic to think that we have a long way to go.

Why would it be 'too' optimistic even though it is clearly optimistic. If we do not feel that we do not have a long way to go as humans aren't we putting barriers for ourselves. We have as long a way to go as each one feels we have. We do always tend to strive for more.....

 

[Manic]

Maybe the alien doesn't want to know about our world, but how we see our world ourselves.

 

[Logan's Lady]

I'm really not sure. I mean, I haven't done enough reading and research to form an opinion on if there's really life out there or not.

 

[Alistair]

Heya,

Roswell, NM is real. I lived there for about 4 years, and lemme tell ya it was a craphole, literally. =P I never wanna be there again, if I don't have too, despite that I do have a few friends there that I visit every now and again.

The crash landing? I'm not really sure, as Walrus said before...our government can't keep a secret for the life of itself. There is a lot of evidence supporting it, tho. Granted, that's when computers started to take off, and there is documents that Truman "Signed," but said he never saw them. It might have been the smartest "Government" ploy, if it was.

So I just say this, there is a lot of aliens, just not the legal kind. =)

Ali

 

[Speedball]

I'm in the middle. I think it's real, but not in the way events have been portrayed. It probably wasn't some little green or grey aliens, and they probably weren't even from our universe.
Yes... I've seen Indiana Jones and the KOTCS way too many times...

 

[Raiden]

I do believe that there was a cover-up in Roswell, and I seriously doubt that all that hoopla was due to a weather balloon. However, whether the aliens actually crashed in Roswell back in 1954 is still up for debate, and although I do believe in extra-terrestrials I don't really think that was the case in that famous event. It is clear, though, that the U.S. military had attempted to keep the truth away from the general public.

 

[The Battousai]

Based on what evidence?

 

[-Arya-]

There was nothing at Roswell.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Rosewell is real.....ly fake.

 

[DarkReflections]

Roswell is real and is just another example on why the government is full of corrupt cowards who eat off of the fear of the people by using manipulative lies to hush events like this up.