Here's my early morning bit of writing, tweaked in some places where I just wasn't making any sense at all. If Rabbit were here he would scoff and write something ten times better.
___________________________________
We had agreed to meet in a public area in the historical district in the lower east side, in light of the fact that despite his sudden if not surprisingly pleasant request for a journalist audience, I was still very aware of the thick stack of criminal activity reports that were heaved onto my desk that morning, as was he. And everything about his demeanor that one morning in early summer suggested that he was as aware as I was, and proud of the fact.
Youre sure you want to do this? my editorial director had said after dumping file after file out on Otto Octavius criminal career. Swallowing and looking around the small hill of paper, I looked up at him. If Im ever going to be taken seriously? Yes.
There are other less dangerous people to interview. Dont be stupid about this. I looked at him darkly for a moment, trying to come up with something to say in retort. All I could say was He contacted me, sir. As an intern here, I still had other responsibilities to tend to, and one of them was a biography of sorts from someone famous to the New York City area. I remember I was at a bar one night with a group of college buddies when one of them jokingly suggested interviewing one of Spider-Mans infamous nemesis.
Quentin Becks name came up in discussion, but he had been put in an asylum when he completely lost his mind at the age of sixty one. To try and talk to him would be as productive as talking to a blender. William Baker was suggested next, and Max Dillon shortly after that. Wed heard that Baker had taken up residence in one of the poorer sections of town and had completely ditched his criminal career to do such stunning things as raise a garden in his backyard and take in homeless cats. And Dillon no one was sure what happened to him after the incident where hed lost control of his powers and took out an entire block near Times Square with a single bolt of electricity. Rumors had been going around that hed fried himself to a crisp, others said he had fled to the southern islands, some said he was a big time movie producer in Hollywood now. True or not, we ate up the stories as fact and marveled over the almost sad notion that the greatest villains of our parents generation were all getting up there in age, no longer the huge threat they once were. It seemed to us that the age of the Super Heroes and Villains was drawing to a close with everyone nearing their sixties and seventies. Then Otto Octavius name came up, and suddenly everyone was quiet, the noise from the rest of the bar seeping into our circle before someone spoke up.
Youd be crazy to want to keep company with that guy. He set his empty glass on the table and sat back in the chair. Besides that, no ones heard from him in a long time. Hes under the radar these days, which if you ask me, is where he should stay.
Somewhere in the dark expanse of the smoke filled bar, a man shifted in his chair and smiled.
_________________
I stood next to a concrete table in the middle of a large park that next week, not five feet from the man whod caused such a terrible ruckus with the masterminding of the Sinister Six back in his hey-day. He looked a great deal as I expected he would, clean cut and presentable as ever, wearing a gray suit and trench coat, a matching hat atop his head. I nodded my head to him in respect and then let my eyes wander to his right hand, where he leaned his weight against a cane. He must have seen it because he tapped it against the ground and smiled. Does that surprise you, that a man who once carried around 60 pounds worth of metal on his back now has problems with his knees? I wasnt sure what to say to that, so I gestured for him to take a seat.
I want to thank you, Doctor Octavius, for agreeing to see me I began, but was cut off as he took a seat on the opposite side of the table and spoke aloud.
Nonsense. It was I who found you. I slowly sat down in the other chair and shuffled through some blank paper Id brought with me, and set a small black recorder on the table between the two of us, pressing the record button. Suddenly my mind was completely blank. I could think of nothing to say, intelligent or otherwise. Maybe he sensed that, for in the next moment he took off his hat, revealing brown hair streaked through with gray, and set it down on the edge of the table.
I wonder if you might entertain an old man with a game of chess, he said, more of a command than a question. I wasnt going to argue, for the playing board was already present there in the concrete table; glass squares embedded in the center between us both. I tensed for a moment when he reached inside his coat, but relaxed again when he pulled out a long, thing wooden box from his pocket and set it on the table. A parting gift from a friend, he said aloud again, but not really to me. I looked past him at the roller-bladers and bicyclists and dog walkers going about their business through the park sidewalks, all completely oblivious to the company they kept, and spoke up.
You play chess often, Doctor? I ventured, turning my attention back to him as he unhinged the lid and began to set the pieces in their positions across the board. As often as I have time for. Im still quite busy with personal projects, he said, continuing to put pieces out until everything was in place. Then he pulled out a small rectangular case from the other pocket in his coat and removed a fine pair of reading glasses. After putting them on, he looked back at me and with that came an impressive sense that this man had a great understanding of what he would do every single morning he would wake up until the day he died someone whose diligence and drive surpassed most everyone else Id had the honor of interviewing throughout my internship.
Youll be the white. Ill play black. And he moved his first piece, a pawn, into play. When he was satisfied with his initial move, he looked back up at me. Now. You may ask me your first question. Then I expect you to make your move. I had been sitting back up against my chair, but now I leaned forward on my elbows to look at the board. The first question that bubbled to the surface wasnt even about him or his zealous list of achievements, as he would call them later, but rather, a question from my own curiosity.
Why me, and why now? He held me in one of his unreadable stares for a moment before answering. Like every great story that must be told, this one has only become better with time, and now the time is ripe to share it, was his simple reply. And he was right. The legacy that was the Spider-Man story ran through the city streets carried on newspaper tabloids and back alley whisperings the web crawler and all his A list villain battles were now locked into the very historical fabric that made the great city of New York what it had become the lynch pin that provided the grounds for some of the most famous battles that have ever occurred. But there were still secrets, sides to the great stories that weve never seen or heard, the intimate settings that took place forty stories up in the sky, or far below the ground in secret lairs. And as for the why a random selection, he continued, looking at me coolly, Dont flatter yourself with any fanciful reasons for my choice. The messenger who bears the story is never important. Something about the way he said it told me he wasnt being entirely truthful for when had Doctor Octopus ever show himself to do anything random? Perhaps he knew I hadnt quite believed him, but he said nothing more.
Alright then. For the record your full name, age, and occupation? I asked, clearing my throat. He tightened his lips together to a pursed smile, and nodded to the chess board. You must make a move first. I looked back at him with the same tight lipped smile. So every move was to allow a further look into his life. Alright, I would play along. I was definitely not the best at chess, but I would give it a try.
I moved one of my pawns out into play and eyed him as he returned his gaze to the pieces on the board. All of life is a carefully executed game of calculated moves from one situation to the next perhaps the only reason I was regarded as one of the most dangerous on Spider-Mans list is because I thought very carefully about what each of my moves would be long before I made them, he said, again, not really speaking directly to me, but rather, speaking his own thoughts aloud. This very statement only enforced my earlier suspicion that his random selection wasnt so random. This realization only worried me further.
And to answer your exceptionally dull questions, my name is Otto Gunther Octavius, I am now sixty seven years of age, and my occupation here he paused and I realized I was sitting forward, gripping my pen tightly between my hands. Only after I dropped the pen to the table and sat back did he continue with a hint of a smile, retired.
Retired, sir? I repeated, watching as he made his second move onto the board. Im sixty seven years old, young lady. I dont have the energy to go gallivanting around the city on metal arms any longer. I prefer to
exercise my powers of the mind now. And of course I didnt believe for a second he was retired completely. Certainly, he wasnt climbing up the sides of buildings or getting into physical fights with Spider-Man anymore, but he wasnt done adding to his legacy as a criminal mastermind. History had already proven that.
I smiled inwardly, glad hed brought up the subject of the metal actuators that had given him the infamous name of Doctor Octopus. And your extraordinary arms? Do they still exist? He looked up at me, a smirk on his aged face. Of course they still exist! Ill not say where for obvious reasons. Every now and then I don them again, although we dont need a physical bond to be whole any longer. I perked up at the use of the word we.
Do you consider them to be a sentient entity? Something flickered across his eyes, a passing thought maybe, and then he returned his sights to the game pieces. No... rather more like appendages of flesh and blood, as natural to you as the arms you were born with. They do my bidding, not the other way around. I must not have had the expression on my face he was expecting to see, because he shook his head in agitation and gestured to the board. I dont expect you to understand something so beyond you, he chided, visibly stirred, exposing some of that wonderful biting charm he was notorious for, Now make your move, Ive got much to share before the day is out.
I reached out on the board and moved my next piece, to which he sighed.
"A poor decision," he said, giving me a hard look. I let my hand retreat to my lap. "How can you tell this early in the game?" I asked, a little irritated he took me for such a foolish person. He waved his hand at me impatiently. "No matter, you still have opportunities to take advantage of later on." He looked over the board for a while before making his next move, and I saw several different ways he could overtake my game piece, and sighed. This would be a short interview unless I tried harder in the game.
"Tell me about your first fight. Your first time meeting with Spider-Man," I said, bringing up a topic I knew he would chew apart. He sat back in the chair finally, folding his arms across his chest and smiling as though he knew something no one else was privy to know.
"You wish to know exactly what happened? Without influences of your despicable media, half-wit witnesses and the lies of your politicians and police forces?" I nodded slowly but then gave him a confused look.
"But you...you beat Spider-Man the first time you met him, right? I mean, there were witnesses..." I said slowly, wondering if I was going to infuriate him. But the amused look on his face only grew.
"If you'll allow me to relate to you the circumstances, maybe you'll find yourself enlightened about what really happened that day. I didn't just beat Spider-Man. I broke him."
_______________________________
And if anyone were to take up the story from here, the person to do it would be the founder of the lair himself.