Batman
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"Who do you think you are? Jar-Jar Binks?"
"..."
"Just get me a double expresso. And make sure to keep it out of reach of Sonic, over there."
"Who do you think you are? Jar-Jar Binks?"
"Oh believe me. I know. Your body odor gives you away. First step in ninja training? Shower... at least monthly man. Christ you smell like feet."
"I'm right here."
*Bust out in laughter at that.*"Stop em when they lie. You're so far in the closet, you're finding christmas presents!"
Matt falls over on the floor and drools on the carpet.
"Hey nice lady, stop with the hurting."
"..."
"Just get me a double expresso. And make sure to keep it out of reach of Sonic, over there."
"Expresso!"
Matt yells from the floor.
"Fuel...must have....fuel...only thing.....to stop......Shatner talk."
*Pours him a double espresso and silently wonders why everyone puts an x in it.*"..."
"Just get me a double expresso. And make sure to keep it out of reach of Sonic, over there."
"..."
"Just get me a double expresso. And make sure to keep it out of reach of Sonic, over there."
"It's times like this that make me wish the Starbuck's on 5th didn't burn down after that rabid asylum patient thought he was the Human Torch."
*Glances at Twy*
"It's times like this that make me wish the Starbuck's on 5th didn't burn down after that rabid asylum patient thought he was the Human Torch."
"It's times like this that make me wish the Starbuck's on 5th didn't burn down after that rabid asylum patient thought he was the Human Torch."
"Another one? He can't drink the one I gave him? Jeez... Some people"A demanding gay..who know
*raises eyebrows at Rob and smiles*
Double expresso for the smartie in the corner.
*hops on the coffee bar stool and waits*
"Another one? He can't drink the one I gave him? Jeez... Some people"
*Pours another drink*
*wet and covered in expresso*
"'Jeez... Some people'. I wonder how many customers get treated like this at Dunkin' Donuts..."
"Admit it. You come here for the personality. At least we're people, not robotic sales clerks like those uppity chain coffee places."*wet and covered in expresso*
"'Jeez... Some people'. I wonder how many customers get treated like this at Dunkin' Donuts..."
"Admit it. You come here for the personality. At least we're people, not robotic sales clerks like those uppity chain coffee places."
"Admit it. You come here for the personality. At least we're people, not robotic sales clerks like those uppity chain coffee places."
"Nobody here's listening to me, are they?"
"That means you're a ghost....."
Matt stands up with a shocked look on his face.
"I can see dead people ahhhh!!!!! I'm gonna get the Ghostbusters."
Matt runs out the coffee shop and into the night.
"Nobody here's listening to me, are they?"
*smiles*
Sorry honey, we get a little carried away. Let me guess, Coffee, black?
"Howdy Johnny, football season's fast approaching, think your Gators have what it takes to 'peat?"
*laughs hysterically*