Dungeons & Flagons: The Roleplayer's Coffee Shop

[Catman_prb]

Why get emotionally attached? You know they'll all be dead by the end of the evening.

 

[wiegeabo]

Why get emotionally attached? You know they'll all be dead by the end of the evening.

This year, Keyser has to clean up his own damn mess!

 

[Byrd Man]

In honor of Christmas, I present to you one of my favorite Christmas songs:

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The song is actually a watered-down version of the Byrd Family Christmas.

 

[Carnage27]

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.

 

[wiegeabo]

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Byrd Man, our resident drunk, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there in South Carolina with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is!

Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?!


*passes out in the egg nog*

 

[Byrd Man]

You're now forever branded as Chevy Chase in my mind. Way to go!

 

[NiteMare Shape]

You're now forever branded as Chevy Chase in my mind. Way to go!

I was just thinking the same thing...

 

[Andy C.]

On the subject of Christmas, is anyone else a little sad that the Hype RPG Awards aren't shaped like this?

After all, it is a major award.

 

[Byrd Man]

Dammit! Why didn't I think of that?!

 

[wiegeabo]

You're now forever branded as Chevy Chase in my mind. Way to go!

My work here is done.

 

[wiegeabo]

On the subject of Christmas, is anyone else a little sad that the Hype RPG Awards aren't shaped like this?

After all, it is a major award.

 

[wiegeabo]

It is finally here! The most glorious day of all.

And to all, A VERY MERRY ZODMAS!


Snowmen
Christmas Trees
Lights
Santa Claus
Jesus
Snow
Christmas Carols
Christmas Specials
Presents
Mistletoe
Christmas Food
CHRISTMAS DAY!


Now, KNEEL!!!

 

[Saved]

Merry Christmas guys!​

 

[Saved]

6 Minutes and counting. Been a fun year with all you guys - a year filled with awesome stories and epic comraderie. Looking forward to what's to come in 2011.

 

[Byrd Man]

Happy New Year to you, too, Syn. 2010 was pretty good, but I'm hoping 2011 can be even better.

 

[Batman]

**** 2010.

'11 for the win.

 

[NiteMare Shape]

Happy New Year, folks.

 

[wiegeabo]

**** 2010.

'11 for the win.

**** 2011.

When's the next time I'll be able to wear something like this?

 

[Byrd Man]

Stay alive until 2100. You can have the 21 hanging off your face.

 

[wiegeabo]

That's the plan.

 

[Byrd Man]

You'll probably die of awesomeness as soon as they put the glasses on your old and withered face.

 

[wiegeabo]

That would be a fantastic way to go.




...while also ****ing a hot chick.

 

[Byrd Man]

You'd come and go at the same time!

 

[wiegeabo]

You'd come and go at the same time!

 

[Carnage27]

Happy new year everyone!