Dungeons & Flagons: The Roleplayer's Coffee Shop

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  1. Carnage27

    Carnage27 No one's puppet

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    Exactly. I'd be running the prison on my first day!
     
  2. wiegeabo

    wiegeabo Omniposcient

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  3. Byrd Man

    Byrd Man El Hombre Pájaro

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    Score one for white bank robbers everywhere.
     
  4. wiegeabo

    wiegeabo Omniposcient

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    A smart black robber would use the mask too. Then leave it behind to make the cops think it was a white guy pretending to be a black guy. ;)
     
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    Saved SynTheMerc

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    ...I can't believe this is now a threat to the Criminal Justice System. Comic Books become real once again...
     
  6. Byrd Man

    Byrd Man El Hombre Pájaro

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    Look out for False-Face!
     
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    Saved SynTheMerc

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    Clayface
    Facade
    Chameleon

    Who else we got?
     
  8. Spike_x1

    Spike_x1 Get off my bandwagon!

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  9. wiegeabo

    wiegeabo Omniposcient

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    wiegeabo Omniposcient

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    Two questions.

    Why did it take me two years to find this?


    And why didn't Spidey act like that in the movies?
     
  11. Spike_x1

    Spike_x1 Get off my bandwagon!

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    You really haven't seen that before? Would've thought everyone in the Hype would have that in their favorites.

    Why didn't movie Spidey act like that? Because Tobey was a great big sad sack.
    STOP BEING THE MOPIEST CHUMP ALIVE AND CRACK SOME JOKES, DAMN YOU! :argh:
     
  12. Eddie Brock

    Eddie Brock Golden Domer

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    Did Tobey Maguire write the script? Did Tobey Maguire direct? I'll grant you that by the third movie he had lost the magic, but you can't place the blame solely on him. (Ignore if your comment was entirely sarcastic.)
     
  13. Spike_x1

    Spike_x1 Get off my bandwagon!

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    When did I say that I place the blame solely on him? Whomever is at fault, the end result was that Tobey's Spidey was a great big sad sack of freeze dried corn. I could list the director, the screen writer, the rest of the production team, Tobey's lack of happy pills or scripted sense of humor as contributors to Maguire's sad sackedness, but it's easier to just curse the end result of movie Spider-Man and say (no matter whose fault it ultimately was) "STOP BEING THE MOPIEST CHUMP ALIVE AND CRACK SOME JOKES, DAMN YOU! :argh:"
     
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  14. Andy C.

    Andy C. Repent, Harlequin!

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  15. Byrd Man

    Byrd Man El Hombre Pájaro

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    How dare you. Howard's bill is nowhere near the size of Andy Samberg's nose.
     
  16. wiegeabo

    wiegeabo Omniposcient

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    Holy ****! And SNL skit that made me laugh?!?! :O:wow:O



    (Honestly, their shorts are about the only funny things they have. And Betty White)
     
  17. Rain Dog

    Rain Dog Failure

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    Pffft, please, I don't touch cocaine.







    I'm all about chasing the dragon.
     
  18. Batman

    Batman Dramatic Example

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    "Chasing the dragon".

    Is that what the kids call it, these days?
     
  19. Byrd Man

    Byrd Man El Hombre Pájaro

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    Chasing the dragon is when you smoke a ****-load of Angel Dust and then play D&D. That **** comes to life, son!
     
  20. Rain Dog

    Rain Dog Failure

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    Tru dat. Those orcs be all up in your grill trying to start ****.

    I'm like, "nah, **** you, orcs."
     
  21. Spike_x1

    Spike_x1 Get off my bandwagon!

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    Is it wrong that I don't need drugs for that? And the fact that the orcs I kill happen to look and sound like human beings? :huh:
     
  22. wiegeabo

    wiegeabo Omniposcient

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    ...Keyser?




    Wait, never mind. Keyser doesn't think ****es are people.
     
  23. Catman_prb

    Catman_prb Sad Clown

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    So...Basement christmas party? I'll order the hookers and the blow.
     
  24. Byrd Man

    Byrd Man El Hombre Pájaro

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    Just make sure you get my type of girl. I like my hookers like I like my cookies, chunky with lots of chocolate.
     
  25. wiegeabo

    wiegeabo Omniposcient

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    There are so many ways to interpret that.


    ...and I think you mean them all.
     
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